VMIBran
@vmibran.bsky.social
Husband, dad, Steelers fan, emergency manager, and raconteur.
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It's hard being lectured on morality by men who cheat on their wives.
As they sternly quote the words of the Bible, and tell you to pull the log out of your eye, when you have never once gotten hammered drunk and fucked random people behind the back of your spouse hundreds of times.
As they sternly quote the words of the Bible, and tell you to pull the log out of your eye, when you have never once gotten hammered drunk and fucked random people behind the back of your spouse hundreds of times.
January 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's hard being lectured on morality by men who cheat on their wives.
As they sternly quote the words of the Bible, and tell you to pull the log out of your eye, when you have never once gotten hammered drunk and fucked random people behind the back of your spouse hundreds of times.
As they sternly quote the words of the Bible, and tell you to pull the log out of your eye, when you have never once gotten hammered drunk and fucked random people behind the back of your spouse hundreds of times.
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It’s why I’m mostly here now, in The Good Place.
January 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s why I’m mostly here now, in The Good Place.
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Please remember that while Travis Hunter was playing nearly every snap on offense and defense on his way to winning a Heisman, this young man also earned a 4.0 GPA. #CUBuffs
December 15, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Please remember that while Travis Hunter was playing nearly every snap on offense and defense on his way to winning a Heisman, this young man also earned a 4.0 GPA. #CUBuffs
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December 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
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Rebels are within 6km from Assad's palace. Locals are tearing down Assad images & signs 15 minutes from the Palace. Russia is fleeing Tartus port and Iran is evacuating forces. An emergency meeting to be held between Turkey, Iran, Russia, Iraq, Egypt, Jordan, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia. #freeSyria
December 7, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Rebels are within 6km from Assad's palace. Locals are tearing down Assad images & signs 15 minutes from the Palace. Russia is fleeing Tartus port and Iran is evacuating forces. An emergency meeting to be held between Turkey, Iran, Russia, Iraq, Egypt, Jordan, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia. #freeSyria
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I’ll support a chair for DNC who’s willing to stop playing chess in a boxing match
December 4, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I’ll support a chair for DNC who’s willing to stop playing chess in a boxing match
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MAGA likes to talk about homeless veterans when it politically conveniences them, so real talk..
There are an est 33,000 homeless vets. A new home can be constructed for $150K. That's $5 billion.
Elon could drop $5b and still be richest man on Earth.
Prob isn't defending Ukraine. It's wealth gap!
There are an est 33,000 homeless vets. A new home can be constructed for $150K. That's $5 billion.
Elon could drop $5b and still be richest man on Earth.
Prob isn't defending Ukraine. It's wealth gap!
December 1, 2024 at 7:53 AM
MAGA likes to talk about homeless veterans when it politically conveniences them, so real talk..
There are an est 33,000 homeless vets. A new home can be constructed for $150K. That's $5 billion.
Elon could drop $5b and still be richest man on Earth.
Prob isn't defending Ukraine. It's wealth gap!
There are an est 33,000 homeless vets. A new home can be constructed for $150K. That's $5 billion.
Elon could drop $5b and still be richest man on Earth.
Prob isn't defending Ukraine. It's wealth gap!
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November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Maga-morons are dumb.
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Maga-morons are dumb.
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so tired of centrists blaming leftists for centrists losing elections
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
so tired of centrists blaming leftists for centrists losing elections
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Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
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Watching the 4-7 Cowboys with a backup QB play the 2-9 Giants with a 3rd string QB and thinking, how could this possibly be worse?
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
November 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Watching the 4-7 Cowboys with a backup QB play the 2-9 Giants with a 3rd string QB and thinking, how could this possibly be worse?
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Sorry for the canned joke.
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