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Viv Existanshall
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golden; delicious — blonde bombsite

compiler of the Compundium Pundinomicon

“You have a head full of history” - disgraced entertainer Phillip Schofield
Francis Bacon’s Buddy the Elf
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
New York to San Francisco
no longer calls at Bristol
the (rail replacement) vengabus is coming
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Vapors of Morphine 🎷
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by Viv Existanshall
👩‍🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
😘
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
you got this
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
crumpets at the club
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
QUIZ TIME
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
people who think the Muppets are saying ‘phenomena’ are out of their goddamn minds
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
top three tunes my Dad whistles around the house:

Unchained Melody
In the Mood
Lily the Pink
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
what bugs me is that unlike the early days of social media - when many of us were naive surfers of the pre-enshittified information superhighway - all the leading proponents of AI have openly shown themselves to be the worst actors, with complete disregard for both humanity and the planet

and still
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
what movie villain is a horrible “person”, but a joy to watch?
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my favourite Springsteen song is ‘Dancing Like A Dork’
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
When Cheryl Cole sang ‘Fight For This Love’, this is what she meant
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Viv Existanshall
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
saw you and all your mates outside the salon
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
strangest priest hole I ever saw
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Royal Mail live tracking

:>|
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
walking down the aisle to the D-Generation X theme and crotch-chopping as you reach the altar
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’ll vote for Your Party when they pledge to give us our Fruit of the Loom cornucopias back
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
everything reminds me of her…
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
a stark warning to other shorts-eaters
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP BAH BOMP BAH BOMP

WHO PUT THE HOOT IN RALPH HASENHÜTTL
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM