Holy Boulder Roller
vivasisyphus.bsky.social
Holy Boulder Roller
@vivasisyphus.bsky.social
If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell.
- Virgil

Life ain’t fair, and God is cruel, but at least She ain’t The Man.
- Sturgil
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The last time we had a Republican president who didn’t start a war in the Middle East, I was young enough to play coach-pitch baseball.
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires.

I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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🚨 Pritzker: The monsters responsible for unleashing this havoc on American cities, whether they were firing at civilians in the streets or calling the shots from their cushy offices in Washington, need to be investigated and prosecuted.
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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lmao
February 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This is the result of people getting too used to online anonymity. Anonymity and the freedom from consequences that it provides has become a sort of entitlement.
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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part of why we are driving ICE absolutely mad is that we are using tactics that do not really permit them to legally arrest us. they cannot operate the way they want to operate when we have eyes on them.

they want to be a secret police and we simply will not let them be secret
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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The fact they’re arresting people who are assembling peacefully instead of the federal agent who just executed one of their residents is pathetic. Up to this point I have been pretty careful not to get to this point rhetorically but we’re over the edge, there’s a burden of responsibility.
State police declared an unlawful assembly here on 26 st and said they will arrest everyone. In response the protesters moved closer. Riot vehicle is here
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The lights are fading and blood is leaking from the corner of my mouth as ICE agents execute me in the streets. With my dying breath, my last words are: “Your… poll numbers… collapsing…”
The vast majority of Americans are good people who don't tolerate this. The mass protests in MN yesterday, the collapsing poll numbers, the decency scares them. They are shooting their way out and don't care who they hit.
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Makes me think of the piles of shoes and suitcases.
This is so fucking haunting.
January 24, 2026 at 3:35 AM
“She voted Republican for the first time,” is right there in the quotation.
Wrong lesson here I think. Somali votes in Minnesota are aggressively courted, face to face and every other way. What happened here is that a lot of Somali voters are natural Republicans - patriotic, pro-business, religious, very socially conservative - but MAGA can’t stop being racist about them.
interesting that a single face-to-face contact turned this nonvoter into a voter
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
If I were the EU or a NATO ally, I would make it very clear to the next American administration that a precondition of normalizing relations is prosecuting this entire regime.
Bessent on Greenland: "Peace through strength. Make it part of the US and there will not be a conflict because the US right now, we're the hottest country in the world, we're the strongest country in the world. Europeans project weakness. The US projects strength."
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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There is no plan, gang
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Trump wants someone he can perp walk on TV everywhere—with a captured media apparatus that will regurgitate every State Department claim against Maduro and Venezuela—so that he can prove to Americans how much of a tough guy and true American leader he still is.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
From AG Bondi, Maduro has been charged with “having oil and not giving it to us.”
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Happy New Year.

We’re going to win.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Me, to my almost 3 year old: “Is there poop in your pants?

Him: “Not yet!”
December 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM