Holy Boulder Roller
@vivasisyphus.bsky.social
If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell.
- Virgil
Life ain’t fair, and God is cruel, but at least She ain’t The Man.
- Sturgil
- Virgil
Life ain’t fair, and God is cruel, but at least She ain’t The Man.
- Sturgil
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
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"A FED RATE CUT IN DECEMBER ISN'T AN ANTIDOTE."
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"A FED RATE CUT IN DECEMBER ISN'T AN ANTIDOTE."
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Oh dont worry, you already know who it is
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oh dont worry, you already know who it is
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“Large shimmering sphere expands, countering fears of soap bubble”
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Large shimmering sphere expands, countering fears of soap bubble”
Lmao
Big Short Michael Burry has officially de-registered his fund, Scion Asset Management. He had announced previous short positions in Palantir and Nvidia
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Lmao
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one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control
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oh holy shit yes
AOC should announce tonight
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
oh holy shit yes
“You’re either coaching it or allowing it to happen.” - Mike Leach
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“You’re either coaching it or allowing it to happen.” - Mike Leach
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
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Chuck’s gotta go, man, this is coward shit
even Jeffries got this right eventually
even Jeffries got this right eventually
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Chuck’s gotta go, man, this is coward shit
even Jeffries got this right eventually
even Jeffries got this right eventually
“moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields…”
Somewhere in hell Dick Cheney is smiling.
Somewhere in hell Dick Cheney is smiling.
Five-byline alert:
“.. The Trump admin has developed a range of options for military action in Venezuela, including direct attacks on military units that protect .. Maduro and moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields, according to multiple U.S. officials
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
“.. The Trump admin has developed a range of options for military action in Venezuela, including direct attacks on military units that protect .. Maduro and moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields, according to multiple U.S. officials
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“moves to seize control of the country’s oil fields…”
Somewhere in hell Dick Cheney is smiling.
Somewhere in hell Dick Cheney is smiling.
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We are already at war with Venezuela, the only reason we do not talk about war with Venezuela is because the media environment is complicit in the war with Venezuela. When the war with Venezuela becomes even more of a war with Venezuela, we will learn to deny that act of war with Venezuela, too.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We are already at war with Venezuela, the only reason we do not talk about war with Venezuela is because the media environment is complicit in the war with Venezuela. When the war with Venezuela becomes even more of a war with Venezuela, we will learn to deny that act of war with Venezuela, too.
Good thing we nuked the Department of Education so that we could save enough taxpayer dollars to pay for WH renovations.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Good thing we nuked the Department of Education so that we could save enough taxpayer dollars to pay for WH renovations.
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Wonder how the folks in deep red Southern Utah feel about being irradiated again
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wonder how the folks in deep red Southern Utah feel about being irradiated again
Mine will always and forever be a Chuck Schumer hate account.
Schumer won’t say he’ll vote for the Democratic candidate — primary was 124 days ago
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Mine will always and forever be a Chuck Schumer hate account.
He’s talking about the Montreal Cognitive Assessment that is given to assess people for cognitive impairment from neurodegenerative diseases.
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
He’s talking about the Montreal Cognitive Assessment that is given to assess people for cognitive impairment from neurodegenerative diseases.
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There are Consequences?
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There are Consequences?
Oh shit! Canada ran the Reagan ad!
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh shit! Canada ran the Reagan ad!
Sisyphus: Who among us wouldn’t cheat death if given the opportunity?
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sisyphus: Who among us wouldn’t cheat death if given the opportunity?
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Cronus: What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Greek meal?
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Cronus: What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Greek meal?
Sinema, Fetterman, and now Platner. Stop voting for quirky iconoclasts, people. Effective legislators are generally very boring.
Former US Sen. Kyrsten Sinema lobbies for data center developer at Chandler AZ Plan Commission. Says she's working "hand in glove" w Trump Admin & warns city to embrace DCs or face federal intervention. City Council vote on Sinema's DC scheduled for Nov. 13.
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sinema, Fetterman, and now Platner. Stop voting for quirky iconoclasts, people. Effective legislators are generally very boring.
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the point of the ballroom obvs has nothing to do with aesthetics. it's to create an architectural structure to honor the patronage networks that currently dominate US politics. previous WH venues hosted maybe a couple of hundred people; this hosts nearly 1,000 rich donors.
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the point of the ballroom obvs has nothing to do with aesthetics. it's to create an architectural structure to honor the patronage networks that currently dominate US politics. previous WH venues hosted maybe a couple of hundred people; this hosts nearly 1,000 rich donors.
“WWJD stands for ‘Who Would Jesus Dump shit on from a fighter jet in an AI video?’ A lot of people don’t know that.”
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“WWJD stands for ‘Who Would Jesus Dump shit on from a fighter jet in an AI video?’ A lot of people don’t know that.”
Man… this guy had a bad weekend.
October 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Man… this guy had a bad weekend.
Not an original thought - but “it appears” that the media doesn’t believe that anything actually ever happens. They can’t simply describe real events. All they can do is offer descriptions of what other people *say* happened.
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Not an original thought - but “it appears” that the media doesn’t believe that anything actually ever happens. They can’t simply describe real events. All they can do is offer descriptions of what other people *say* happened.