just realized the sound I've been hearing as I scroll videos of people explaining why they voted from trump is just me subconsciously doing the Tina Belcher groan

seeing people surprised that as bsky grows the conversation devolves into bigotry is wild. more people = more vitriol. it's like humanity 101

starting a presidential cabinet meeting with “congrats on those sexual assault allegations disappearing” and the entire room thinks youre talking about them

I hope @theonion.com brings back infowars and just slowly turns all the conspiracies into benefical ones, like flouride enlarges the penis or 9/11 was an inside job by tesla

greatest american myth used to be the american dream but now I think it's common sense. almost every single thing that appears to be common sense has the opposite effect you think it does. common sense also leads to all conspiracy theories

Shaq doing ads for JCPenney underwear back-to-back with Beyoncé stripping down to her underwear for Levi's. imagine explaining these ads to someone in 2015

a manager once reviewed cctv of me and a coworker and complained I did not walk around the facility fast enough, I should pick up the pace. that coworker is now a senior VP and I am in IT. guess that manager was right

Anthony Hopkins would probably do better than any of Trumps actual people, maybe he'd be willing to perform the role one last time

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

watched Pedro Páramo and again am reminded the older I get the less interested I am in philosophical dives into human evil

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