dianna "Diet Coke" koch 🖕😎🖕
@verycooldie.bsky.social
Gay & stupid 🥀
The new orange county public library app is fucking terrible
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The new orange county public library app is fucking terrible
Making friends at the beach ♥️
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Making friends at the beach ♥️
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what god made him shark
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
what god made him shark
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Pro tip: cats don't know when the photo you're taking is an unflattering angle
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pro tip: cats don't know when the photo you're taking is an unflattering angle
I didn't used to lock my door
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I didn't used to lock my door
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—You know what the call the cumstack in france?
—They don’t just call it the cumstack?
—Nah, they don’t call it cum over there, they got fancy words like the little death
—Then what do they call the cumstack?
—Le arganine
—They don’t just call it the cumstack?
—Nah, they don’t call it cum over there, they got fancy words like the little death
—Then what do they call the cumstack?
—Le arganine
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
—You know what the call the cumstack in france?
—They don’t just call it the cumstack?
—Nah, they don’t call it cum over there, they got fancy words like the little death
—Then what do they call the cumstack?
—Le arganine
—They don’t just call it the cumstack?
—Nah, they don’t call it cum over there, they got fancy words like the little death
—Then what do they call the cumstack?
—Le arganine
I believe my wife (loves Lord of the Rings) paid Ranged Touch to do this to me (hates Lord of the Rings)
Let's make it official:
SHELVED BY GENRE's next unit, spanning ALL of 2026, will be a delve into the depths of modern genre with J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, and THE SILMARILLION.
If you don't have those, you can grab them through our Bookshop:
bookshop.org/lists/shelve...
SHELVED BY GENRE's next unit, spanning ALL of 2026, will be a delve into the depths of modern genre with J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, and THE SILMARILLION.
If you don't have those, you can grab them through our Bookshop:
bookshop.org/lists/shelve...
Shelved By Genre
These are books discussed on the podcast Shelved by Genre!
bookshop.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I believe my wife (loves Lord of the Rings) paid Ranged Touch to do this to me (hates Lord of the Rings)
@victorperfecto.bsky.social Do you know if Superman has ever been depicted punching a horse? Like, an evil one or something?
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@victorperfecto.bsky.social Do you know if Superman has ever been depicted punching a horse? Like, an evil one or something?
In another life, I would have been a phenomenal clown
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In another life, I would have been a phenomenal clown
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Can't stand tub butter. Fuck off with your canola oil spread
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Can't stand tub butter. Fuck off with your canola oil spread
Just cut some jalapenos, touched the insides a lot, touched my mouth lips and nose, then put a face mask over the whole thing
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just cut some jalapenos, touched the insides a lot, touched my mouth lips and nose, then put a face mask over the whole thing
forgets to take shit out of her pocket wife & takes shit out her pockets, puts it stupid places wife
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
forgets to take shit out of her pocket wife & takes shit out her pockets, puts it stupid places wife
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Shout out to the pizza guy for arriving 15 minutes early. Apologies to the pizza guy for not noticing because we were still around the corner smoking weed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Shout out to the pizza guy for arriving 15 minutes early. Apologies to the pizza guy for not noticing because we were still around the corner smoking weed.
Saw 4 teenagers drinking yakult in the Albertson's parking lot, all in unison like they were doing shots
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Saw 4 teenagers drinking yakult in the Albertson's parking lot, all in unison like they were doing shots
Just saw someone eating in their car with a whole hot pot set up in the passenger seat??
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just saw someone eating in their car with a whole hot pot set up in the passenger seat??
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Gotta be a 1. Cannot fathom anything higher
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Gotta be a 1. Cannot fathom anything higher
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Ishmael: I think the dragon that St. George killed was actually a whale
Me: okay
Ishmael: (huge bong rip) and I think he rode a seal, or possibly a large sea horse into battle to do it
Me: okay
Ishmael: (huge bong rip) and I think he rode a seal, or possibly a large sea horse into battle to do it
October 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ishmael: I think the dragon that St. George killed was actually a whale
Me: okay
Ishmael: (huge bong rip) and I think he rode a seal, or possibly a large sea horse into battle to do it
Me: okay
Ishmael: (huge bong rip) and I think he rode a seal, or possibly a large sea horse into battle to do it