J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈
@verb.bsky.social
Data nerd specialising in the detection and investigation of financial crime.
I post the things I can talk about.
Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics.
@printfJess on the bird site
I post the things I can talk about.
Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics.
@printfJess on the bird site
New shoes.
No visible blood,but I'll be Ubering home instead of walking.
#corporatelife #workfromtheoffice #pain
No visible blood,but I'll be Ubering home instead of walking.
#corporatelife #workfromtheoffice #pain
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
New shoes.
No visible blood,but I'll be Ubering home instead of walking.
#corporatelife #workfromtheoffice #pain
No visible blood,but I'll be Ubering home instead of walking.
#corporatelife #workfromtheoffice #pain
When someone runs your code in the wrong environment and errors abound.
🤣
It's not about the mistakes, but how you recover that matters.
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🤣
It's not about the mistakes, but how you recover that matters.
youtube.com/shorts/0IeOQ...
When you have to keep the summer focus in winter weather 🥺 📹: markkearneykayak
YouTube video by Olympics
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September 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
When someone runs your code in the wrong environment and errors abound.
🤣
It's not about the mistakes, but how you recover that matters.
youtube.com/shorts/0IeOQ...
🤣
It's not about the mistakes, but how you recover that matters.
youtube.com/shorts/0IeOQ...
Expensive bin arrived today from Japan and I am happy with my purchase.
It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.
It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.
August 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Expensive bin arrived today from Japan and I am happy with my purchase.
It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.
It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.
You are enough 💜
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youtu.be/_ZPBGv2BG6U?...
Alan Watts : You are already enough, stop trying to fix yourself
YouTube video by Alan Watts Inspires
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August 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
You are enough 💜
youtu.be/_ZPBGv2BG6U?...
youtu.be/_ZPBGv2BG6U?...
Unsure if this is adult or stupid but I spent $218 on a kitchen bin this morning.
It's being shipped from Japan.
No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that.
I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design.
Hoping it lasts.
It's being shipped from Japan.
No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that.
I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design.
Hoping it lasts.
August 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Unsure if this is adult or stupid but I spent $218 on a kitchen bin this morning.
It's being shipped from Japan.
No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that.
I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design.
Hoping it lasts.
It's being shipped from Japan.
No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that.
I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design.
Hoping it lasts.
When the beer you drink is warmer than the air around you... Uugh.
August 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
When the beer you drink is warmer than the air around you... Uugh.
This really attractive and charismatic woman in her 50s made a move and I wanna go there, but then her 30ish daughter sauntered up.
I'm in my 40s.
Still fantasising.
I'm in my 40s.
Still fantasising.
August 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
This really attractive and charismatic woman in her 50s made a move and I wanna go there, but then her 30ish daughter sauntered up.
I'm in my 40s.
Still fantasising.
I'm in my 40s.
Still fantasising.
Turns out the thing worked.
Technically.
The issue was my code taking 1.5hrs to execute instead of < 1 sec.
Fixed it by adding 7 characters to this one line...
😂😅🤣😅
Technically.
The issue was my code taking 1.5hrs to execute instead of < 1 sec.
Fixed it by adding 7 characters to this one line...
😂😅🤣😅
When code works in all staging environments. But doesn't work in prod. And there's no clear error message.
Ugh!
This doesn't happen often.
Is it a permissions issue?
Some weird environment setting?
So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.
Ugh!
This doesn't happen often.
Is it a permissions issue?
Some weird environment setting?
So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.
a cat is playing with a red toaster and a plate on a counter .
Alt: a kitten (labelled developer) is intently watching a toaster (labelled bug) the toast pops up, and the kitten flees the kitchen as fast as it can
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Turns out the thing worked.
Technically.
The issue was my code taking 1.5hrs to execute instead of < 1 sec.
Fixed it by adding 7 characters to this one line...
😂😅🤣😅
Technically.
The issue was my code taking 1.5hrs to execute instead of < 1 sec.
Fixed it by adding 7 characters to this one line...
😂😅🤣😅
When code works in all staging environments. But doesn't work in prod. And there's no clear error message.
Ugh!
This doesn't happen often.
Is it a permissions issue?
Some weird environment setting?
So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.
Ugh!
This doesn't happen often.
Is it a permissions issue?
Some weird environment setting?
So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.
a cat is playing with a red toaster and a plate on a counter .
Alt: a kitten (labelled developer) is intently watching a toaster (labelled bug) the toast pops up, and the kitten flees the kitchen as fast as it can
media.tenor.com
July 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
When code works in all staging environments. But doesn't work in prod. And there's no clear error message.
Ugh!
This doesn't happen often.
Is it a permissions issue?
Some weird environment setting?
So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.
Ugh!
This doesn't happen often.
Is it a permissions issue?
Some weird environment setting?
So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.
CRM data breaches are increasing.
Outsourcing = Risk
Not Outsourcing = Risk
How do businesses navigate this?
1) Don't cut corners when it comes to data security
2) #1
3) Only put the data you actually need into the system. Not all of the data.
4) Don't be afraid to let go of old data.
Outsourcing = Risk
Not Outsourcing = Risk
How do businesses navigate this?
1) Don't cut corners when it comes to data security
2) #1
3) Only put the data you actually need into the system. Not all of the data.
4) Don't be afraid to let go of old data.
July 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
CRM data breaches are increasing.
Outsourcing = Risk
Not Outsourcing = Risk
How do businesses navigate this?
1) Don't cut corners when it comes to data security
2) #1
3) Only put the data you actually need into the system. Not all of the data.
4) Don't be afraid to let go of old data.
Outsourcing = Risk
Not Outsourcing = Risk
How do businesses navigate this?
1) Don't cut corners when it comes to data security
2) #1
3) Only put the data you actually need into the system. Not all of the data.
4) Don't be afraid to let go of old data.
Loving the taco shop that opened up here.
So many flavours. So good.
So many flavours. So good.
July 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Loving the taco shop that opened up here.
So many flavours. So good.
So many flavours. So good.
Bought an adult colouring in book.
Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.
Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.
July 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Bought an adult colouring in book.
Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.
Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.
🎵 Got my tax back, baby.... 🎵🎶
July 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
🎵 Got my tax back, baby.... 🎵🎶
Sunsets keep me warm.
July 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sunsets keep me warm.
Got pinged in the Qantas data breach. 🙄
Fucking Qantas. The shitty airline that takes all your money, stomps on the competition, then gives you an "average at best" in-flight experience.
I'm in Australia. But my preference is Singapore Airlines. For a reason.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Fucking Qantas. The shitty airline that takes all your money, stomps on the competition, then gives you an "average at best" in-flight experience.
I'm in Australia. But my preference is Singapore Airlines. For a reason.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Qantas cyber-attack: what data was taken and what should I do if I’m affected?
The airline has said no frequent flyer accounts were compromised, but if your pin is recycled and may have appeared in other data breaches it could be at risk
www.theguardian.com
July 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Got pinged in the Qantas data breach. 🙄
Fucking Qantas. The shitty airline that takes all your money, stomps on the competition, then gives you an "average at best" in-flight experience.
I'm in Australia. But my preference is Singapore Airlines. For a reason.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Fucking Qantas. The shitty airline that takes all your money, stomps on the competition, then gives you an "average at best" in-flight experience.
I'm in Australia. But my preference is Singapore Airlines. For a reason.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Okay.
NOW I understand the weather warnings. Omg.
NOW I understand the weather warnings. Omg.
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Okay.
NOW I understand the weather warnings. Omg.
NOW I understand the weather warnings. Omg.
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I don't know what you were expecting but FYI this is what Judgment Day will look like
June 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I don't know what you were expecting but FYI this is what Judgment Day will look like
Just learned, just now, that this song from my childhood wasn't about "a farmer"
This is like the Erol Flinn Werewolf thing all over again 😭🤣
open.spotify.com/track/2LjiPA...
This is like the Erol Flinn Werewolf thing all over again 😭🤣
open.spotify.com/track/2LjiPA...
Informer
Snow · 12 Inches Of Snow · Song · 1993
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June 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Just learned, just now, that this song from my childhood wasn't about "a farmer"
This is like the Erol Flinn Werewolf thing all over again 😭🤣
open.spotify.com/track/2LjiPA...
This is like the Erol Flinn Werewolf thing all over again 😭🤣
open.spotify.com/track/2LjiPA...
I wish I bought more tacos.
June 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I wish I bought more tacos.
Ohhh tacos. So good. Yes.
June 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Ohhh tacos. So good. Yes.
Adelante
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Sash! - Adelante (Official Video)
YouTube video by Altra Moda Music
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June 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Adelante
youtu.be/gFQ01Fs952o?...
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