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@verb.bsky.social
Data nerd specialising in the detection and investigation of financial crime.

I post the things I can talk about.

Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics.

@printfJess on the bird site
Still here.
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Expensive bin arrived today from Japan and I am happy with my purchase.

It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.
August 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Bought an adult colouring in book.

Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.
July 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Great for people watching.

Saw a wizard in trackies earlier. Love this neighbourhood.
July 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Sunsets keep me warm.
July 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This time last year
July 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Me viste 😅
June 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
May 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Wordle buddy and I have been texting our results to each other every day for years.

Today our results matched.

Wordle Twins!!!
May 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
When I try to take a selfie.
But it doesn't look good.
So I take another one.
May 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Fun. But a little too real.

HOW DOES IT KNOW ME SO WELL? 🤣
May 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
🎵 I'M THE FIRESTARTER TWISTED FIRESTARTER. YOU'RE THE FIRESTARTER TWISTED FIRESTARTER 🎵
May 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Just got home.
No gimmicks.
It's real.
April 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Darwin is a harbour city.
April 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
See! Barking gecko!!
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
BARKING GECKO
BARKING GECKO!!!!
Grew up with these, but it's been ages since I've seen (or heard) one.
Tonight is good.
April 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Day 2 of Darwin: amazing day until some dude made me buy him dinner at a tourist trap venue. "I want what you have" it was either give him my dinner, or buy him his own. Jfc.

Anyways here are some pix
April 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Okay. Fess up. Who cut the sky in half?

How do clouds even do this?!?!

😍
April 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The reunion.

While finishing the closest clean out today, a sock fell randomly to the floor.

I lost this sock 2yrs ago.

Looked high and low. It was a mystery that literally baffled me.

I always kept its partner, hoping for this moment...
April 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Are you sure?
April 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Crikey!
Cyberpalz 4 Lyfe 💜
@crikeycon.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Signs you're in Australia.
March 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Bit steeper here in Oz. But sure, I'll give your fancy maple syrup a go.

Side note: This listing has me wondering why it's forbidden in Baulkham Hills... What happened there?
March 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
FYI parking signs are not a good zombie defence weapon. Too heavy.
February 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
In the Australian bush this Christmas. Enjoying a swim in this river after a very hot day. So relaxing.
December 25, 2024 at 7:44 AM