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verb.bsky.social
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@verb.bsky.social
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Data nerd specialising in the detection and investigation of financial crime.

I post the things I can talk about.

Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics.

@printfJess on the bird site
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Still here.
Peach flavoured sunset amid a bunch of old building, people, and, a busy urban street.
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Expensive bin arrived today from Japan and I am happy with my purchase.

It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.
Photo of a pale yellow Brabancia kitchen bin next to a black fridge. Nothing exciting is happening here.
August 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
verb.bsky.social
Bought an adult colouring in book.

Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.
Foreground is a completed page of the colouring book. It's a cartoonish picture of a post office. Background shows a collection of alcohol markers in different colours.
July 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Great for people watching.

Saw a wizard in trackies earlier. Love this neighbourhood.
Blurry far off image of a dark figure walking down the street. Zoomed in. A man is clearly wearing a wizard hat, coat, and tracksuit pants with a stripe down the side.
July 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Sunsets keep me warm.
Photo of Newtown Cafe with the sun setting in the background. In the foreground, a beer glass sits atop and old wooden barrel.
July 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
verb.bsky.social
This time last year
POV. Stiniva Beach. Reading a book. Selfie. Long hair and glasses. I look carefree. Old brick house on the water's edge. The water is clear and beautiful.
July 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Me viste 😅
Selfie of a woman in a pink beanie
June 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
verb.bsky.social
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
Tulips
May 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
verb.bsky.social
Wordle buddy and I have been texting our results to each other every day for years.

Today our results matched.

Wordle Twins!!!
Two DMs with Wordle results. The tiles match exactly.
May 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
verb.bsky.social
When I try to take a selfie.
But it doesn't look good.
So I take another one.
Selfie of me looking pensive with phone too close to the mirror.
May 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Fun. But a little too real.

HOW DOES IT KNOW ME SO WELL? 🤣
Screenshot from https://falling-anvil.com/cyberthreaterator/ The random name is Obese Western Hare Wallaby
May 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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🎵 I'M THE FIRESTARTER TWISTED FIRESTARTER. YOU'RE THE FIRESTARTER TWISTED FIRESTARTER 🎵
Sound of Music still shot. Maria laughing and strumming a guitar in a field, as she sings to children.
May 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Just got home.
No gimmicks.
It's real.
Photo of a pepperoni, cheese, and pineapple pizza.
April 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
verb.bsky.social
Darwin is a harbour city.
Night. Sky. Horizon.
April 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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See! Barking gecko!!
More wall and smudge (see op)
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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BARKING GECKO
BARKING GECKO!!!!
Grew up with these, but it's been ages since I've seen (or heard) one.
Tonight is good.
A really bad photo of a barking gecko. It's more wall and roof than anything else. But there's a tiny smudge on it. That's the gecko.
April 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Day 2 of Darwin: amazing day until some dude made me buy him dinner at a tourist trap venue. "I want what you have" it was either give him my dinner, or buy him his own. Jfc.

Anyways here are some pix
Undercover Parking $5 per day Old buildings on a street. I forget the name of the architectural style, but it reminds me of Jamaica Shot from a bar on the bay. A deck with some seats, and a picket fence style railing. Beyond that is water and sky. Cold beer in the foreground. A table and very green plants in th background.
April 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Okay. Fess up. Who cut the sky in half?

How do clouds even do this?!?!

😍
Blue sky, water, harbour in the distance, puffy clouds look like they've been cut in half.
April 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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The reunion.

While finishing the closest clean out today, a sock fell randomly to the floor.

I lost this sock 2yrs ago.

Looked high and low. It was a mystery that literally baffled me.

I always kept its partner, hoping for this moment...
Photo of two socks side hy side. The socks have brown and black stripes and puppy dog faces on them.
April 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Are you sure?
Selfie with freshly ironed linen shirt.
April 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Crikey!
Cyberpalz 4 Lyfe 💜
@crikeycon.bsky.social
Photo of parody, verb, zardoz
March 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Signs you're in Australia.
A caution sign, indoors, that looks like it should read "wet or slippery surface" with a picture of someone falling over. Someone has written "SNAKE!" on it in pink. And a squiggly line that could have been a puddle has a pink snake head and tongue drawn on.
March 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Bit steeper here in Oz. But sure, I'll give your fancy maple syrup a go.

Side note: This listing has me wondering why it's forbidden in Baulkham Hills... What happened there?
Urban Pantry Organic Canadian Maple Syrup 250ml $14.29 *** Not available at Baulkham Hills
March 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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FYI parking signs are not a good zombie defence weapon. Too heavy.
Random fallen down "no parking" sign next to a graffiti wall.
February 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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In the Australian bush this Christmas. Enjoying a swim in this river after a very hot day. So relaxing.
A river with white sandy shore surrounded by mountains of gum trees River with a sandy island in the middle, the sun starting to set behind a steep cliff covered in trees.
December 25, 2024 at 7:44 AM