Punished Jorts
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really though the storms would put up a fight against the aces. geez
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
really though the storms would put up a fight against the aces. geez
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im having a baby right now, no big deal. it just strolled out of my body like this cartoon owl
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
im having a baby right now, no big deal. it just strolled out of my body like this cartoon owl
i understand that it's disrespectful but it will never stop being funny that there's an nfl player named michael penis jr
September 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i understand that it's disrespectful but it will never stop being funny that there's an nfl player named michael penis jr
i'm ready to say it: mahomes washed. last season was all fortune
September 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i'm ready to say it: mahomes washed. last season was all fortune
he'd be so funny if it weren't for all the crimes
September 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
he'd be so funny if it weren't for all the crimes
no one can figure out how to win this lib/merc game
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no one can figure out how to win this lib/merc game
is that a space ball?
September 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
is that a space ball?
Bunch of old ladies in the Caught Stealing screening. Hope they didn't mean to go to the Downton movie
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Bunch of old ladies in the Caught Stealing screening. Hope they didn't mean to go to the Downton movie
feels like you can probably just go to running time in a 30 point game. even if it's the playoffs
September 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
feels like you can probably just go to running time in a 30 point game. even if it's the playoffs
nothing can stop the lynx except the lynx
September 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
nothing can stop the lynx except the lynx
outlaw reviews in sports
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
outlaw reviews in sports
it's so cool when alana smith makes three pointers
September 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
it's so cool when alana smith makes three pointers
I guess you can't say anodyne stuff like "human pet guy should be k***ed" around here anymore
September 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I guess you can't say anodyne stuff like "human pet guy should be k***ed" around here anymore
@beanus.gay fuck you, i'm suspended because of you
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
@beanus.gay fuck you, i'm suspended because of you