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colin from online. 29 he/him. you must appreciate piglet (see header)
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they put the cable tie on me again so i dont bisect my lady friend in a fit of passion
February 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
they put the cable tie on me again so i dont bisect my lady friend in a fit of passion
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triple wolverine maneuver
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
triple wolverine maneuver
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i get so gay off that tequila
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i get so gay off that tequila
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please uni...have mercy...
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
please uni...have mercy...
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Don't let it slip away.
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Don't let it slip away.
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I think this kid might be all talk
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I think this kid might be all talk
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bro's missing out on candle
Le chant des sirènes / The siren's song
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114522
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114522
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
bro's missing out on candle
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Pa pa pah... pa pa pah
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Pa pa pah... pa pa pah
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just a bird with a banana, as God intended, sir. me, a bird, with a banana as big as my body. you ask me why I sing? and yet you see me here, a bird, with a banana as big as my body
It’s wonderful to be back in St Lucia leading for @naturetrek.bsky.social with amazing people and birds. 🇱🇨
My first #BirdsSeenIn2026 the beautiful St Lucia Oriole taken from the room - all the endemics seen by day 2!
My first #BirdsSeenIn2026 the beautiful St Lucia Oriole taken from the room - all the endemics seen by day 2!
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
just a bird with a banana, as God intended, sir. me, a bird, with a banana as big as my body. you ask me why I sing? and yet you see me here, a bird, with a banana as big as my body
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There was a bunny anywhere
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 AM
There was a bunny anywhere
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お鼻ピカピカ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
My nose is shiny.
translation:
My nose is shiny.
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
お鼻ピカピカ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
My nose is shiny.
translation:
My nose is shiny.
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Bam! Boom! Kabooom!
I love my cool game!
I love my cool game!
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Bam! Boom! Kabooom!
I love my cool game!
I love my cool game!
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January 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
WE ARE FUCKED
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
WE ARE FUCKED
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Today on the b-man show: whispers, bean spreadin’, and one fancy prance
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Today on the b-man show: whispers, bean spreadin’, and one fancy prance
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たまに変な顔をしますがぼくは可愛いです。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I make weird faces sometimes, but I'm cute.
translation:
I make weird faces sometimes, but I'm cute.
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
たまに変な顔をしますがぼくは可愛いです。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I make weird faces sometimes, but I'm cute.
translation:
I make weird faces sometimes, but I'm cute.
A lot of people don't realize this
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
A lot of people don't realize this
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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"he's too scary, he can't go to the beach" - my niece, concerning charizard
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"he's too scary, he can't go to the beach" - my niece, concerning charizard
Whoa
throbbing and heaving just below the surface of the sea
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Whoa