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colin from online. 28 he/him. you must appreciate piglet (see header)
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Its brain fell out 🤷‍♂️ Not my problem.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Ok, I'll explain.
Grandpa Tal's barrels
will come rolling down the hill.
You must dodge the barrels
to get to Grandpa Tal's house.
The white line is the goal.
Do you understand?
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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what's up it's trane
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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This is Uni's strongest punch! :3
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate

the humble potato:
April 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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AAHHHHH!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Are you actually Uni…?
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
youth fascination with technology...!
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Hello, hello!
Ha ha ha!!
Driving is fun!!
You thought my teacher made me
do this as punishment?
Ha ha ha!!
I'm too old to go
to school anymore.
I'm already 36 years old.
But it's really fun!!
I drove 20,000 laps already!
Why don't you drive with me!!
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sweet darling googoo i met over the weekend
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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in my capacity as a public intellectual i have contributed to this roundtable on "gooning" www.thechatner.com/p/but-pornos...
"But PornosexualGooner101 Died 35 Years Ago...This Very Night!"
"There’s this idea that straight cis men have an entirely uncomplicated relationship to porn because they’re the most normative porn consumer demographic, but straight cis men are often surprisingly t...
www.thechatner.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
hi everybody it's the piglet minute. some are saying he is a sort of "Animal"
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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5 year old backloggd:

duplo blocks: 2/5, abandoned

robot toys: 3/5, completed

pretend: 5/5, playing

green army men: backlog, wishlist

tag: 1/5, abandoned
review: i'm so sick of these asymettrical games bro. even with tagbacks nerfed it's so unbalanced
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We are fucked
Two little devils have appeared!
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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damn. hoping it at least signifies something
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Nice titmouse. Tufted?
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This video garnered thousands of comments on TikTok pondering what he’s doing his b-man blast at— fleas, eye floaters, laser pointer mental illness, his reflection, im forcing him with electroshocks… only I know the truth. I’ll never tell them. (It’s a gnat)
September 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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No one knows his true darkness
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Uni sometimes turns into a square :3
August 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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So-called “dark humorists” when the court jester’s ribald satire seeks to geld thy Lord or Lady’s reputation rather than that of a foolish peasant or rival squire
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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晩ごはんの後はにんげんの片付けが終わるまでここでのんびり

#猫 #ねこ #猫のいる暮らし #保護猫 #茶白猫 #cat
August 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM