Vectrometer
@vectrometer.bsky.social
Schrödinger's Tyranitar of written persuasion
0x24 earth cycles completed
I make poopenfartendiaper stuff.
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https://vectrometer.carrd.co
0x24 earth cycles completed
I make poopenfartendiaper stuff.
🔞
https://vectrometer.carrd.co
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I realize that I'm slowly turning into Sticks from Sonic Boom
But the eldritch horrors won't stop calling me at 3am to sell me my extended ghnlrratoit's warranty and I can't put it off any longer!
But the eldritch horrors won't stop calling me at 3am to sell me my extended ghnlrratoit's warranty and I can't put it off any longer!
January 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I realize that I'm slowly turning into Sticks from Sonic Boom
But the eldritch horrors won't stop calling me at 3am to sell me my extended ghnlrratoit's warranty and I can't put it off any longer!
But the eldritch horrors won't stop calling me at 3am to sell me my extended ghnlrratoit's warranty and I can't put it off any longer!
might as well; let's see who's paying attention
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
might as well; let's see who's paying attention
*buttvores you and has you meet 400 new friends*
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
*buttvores you and has you meet 400 new friends*
being of immense power that forgot how to use it, but still retains it
could rule the world if only they remembered how to invoke it
doesn't care to learn, life is nicer this way
could rule the world if only they remembered how to invoke it
doesn't care to learn, life is nicer this way
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
being of immense power that forgot how to use it, but still retains it
could rule the world if only they remembered how to invoke it
doesn't care to learn, life is nicer this way
could rule the world if only they remembered how to invoke it
doesn't care to learn, life is nicer this way
I think that post finally died down holy that was NOT the result I expected but was glad to see
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I think that post finally died down holy that was NOT the result I expected but was glad to see
Reposted by Vectrometer
full stop please don't use genAI for commission work
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
full stop please don't use genAI for commission work
Reposted by Vectrometer
working on these ideas now
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
working on these ideas now
"give me root access"
"Why? Because your last name is Root?"
"no dumbass because you're a white supremacist"
"Why? Because your last name is Root?"
"no dumbass because you're a white supremacist"
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"give me root access"
"Why? Because your last name is Root?"
"no dumbass because you're a white supremacist"
"Why? Because your last name is Root?"
"no dumbass because you're a white supremacist"
I miss when video games were an experiment
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I miss when video games were an experiment
I'm sick, and it's TMI Tuesday; ask me anything
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm sick, and it's TMI Tuesday; ask me anything
if you isekai me into your daycare, I -will- usurp it
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
if you isekai me into your daycare, I -will- usurp it
*does a draw*
*finger cramp*
Welp guess I'm not drawing again anytime soon
*finger cramp*
Welp guess I'm not drawing again anytime soon
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
*does a draw*
*finger cramp*
Welp guess I'm not drawing again anytime soon
*finger cramp*
Welp guess I'm not drawing again anytime soon
Man I wish i made more money, I could help lots more of my artist friends out that need it more than I do
But I still gotta eat, keep the house warm, lights on, all that jazz
Capitalism sucks
But I still gotta eat, keep the house warm, lights on, all that jazz
Capitalism sucks
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Man I wish i made more money, I could help lots more of my artist friends out that need it more than I do
But I still gotta eat, keep the house warm, lights on, all that jazz
Capitalism sucks
But I still gotta eat, keep the house warm, lights on, all that jazz
Capitalism sucks
christmas should end with a mortal kombat "freeze her" moment where mariah is frozen in ice again by subzero
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
christmas should end with a mortal kombat "freeze her" moment where mariah is frozen in ice again by subzero
Merry Crimcram y'all
I will be shitting tomorrow
I will be shitting tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Merry Crimcram y'all
I will be shitting tomorrow
I will be shitting tomorrow
*gets in bed, is comfy, all is right with the worl--*
My bowels, 15 minutes later: boss we fixed the clog!
=w=
I hate having a poop randomizer in my guts (but simultaneously struggle with poop itself being hot as fuck)
My bowels, 15 minutes later: boss we fixed the clog!
=w=
I hate having a poop randomizer in my guts (but simultaneously struggle with poop itself being hot as fuck)
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
*gets in bed, is comfy, all is right with the worl--*
My bowels, 15 minutes later: boss we fixed the clog!
=w=
I hate having a poop randomizer in my guts (but simultaneously struggle with poop itself being hot as fuck)
My bowels, 15 minutes later: boss we fixed the clog!
=w=
I hate having a poop randomizer in my guts (but simultaneously struggle with poop itself being hot as fuck)
my dreams run the gamut of surviving an armed hostage situation and being licked by several dragons at the same time
last night was the former
last night was the former
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
my dreams run the gamut of surviving an armed hostage situation and being licked by several dragons at the same time
last night was the former
last night was the former
Working on a horny project all day in a smelly diaper is the best way to break your femurs trying to get off to it
I hate that the only way I can get off is through audio; my own writing I cringe at nowadays and I hate it
Hell, half the time I don't use original audio myself; mostly from packs
I hate that the only way I can get off is through audio; my own writing I cringe at nowadays and I hate it
Hell, half the time I don't use original audio myself; mostly from packs
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Working on a horny project all day in a smelly diaper is the best way to break your femurs trying to get off to it
I hate that the only way I can get off is through audio; my own writing I cringe at nowadays and I hate it
Hell, half the time I don't use original audio myself; mostly from packs
I hate that the only way I can get off is through audio; my own writing I cringe at nowadays and I hate it
Hell, half the time I don't use original audio myself; mostly from packs
wild, random thought
Mario and Bowser swap places with X and Zero, respectively
Chaos ensues
Mario and Bowser swap places with X and Zero, respectively
Chaos ensues
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
wild, random thought
Mario and Bowser swap places with X and Zero, respectively
Chaos ensues
Mario and Bowser swap places with X and Zero, respectively
Chaos ensues
oh my god @haysparklemane.bsky.social got me a little xmas package and my heart turned to mush AHGHDSFGHFHGHSGFHHSDFH THANK YOU YOU BIG STINKY UNICORN YOU ♥
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
oh my god @haysparklemane.bsky.social got me a little xmas package and my heart turned to mush AHGHDSFGHFHGHSGFHHSDFH THANK YOU YOU BIG STINKY UNICORN YOU ♥
this game is the goty for me just for this interaction alone (Metroid Prime 4)
it's not graphic I just labeled it that to spoiler it in case people didn't wanna see this deep into it
it's not graphic I just labeled it that to spoiler it in case people didn't wanna see this deep into it
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
this game is the goty for me just for this interaction alone (Metroid Prime 4)
it's not graphic I just labeled it that to spoiler it in case people didn't wanna see this deep into it
it's not graphic I just labeled it that to spoiler it in case people didn't wanna see this deep into it
why are we diapered
just to piss here
just to piss here
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
why are we diapered
just to piss here
just to piss here
"You're finally awake."
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"You're finally awake."
@zombiecat.bsky.social or @cupricfox.bsky.social probably sound like this on any given day
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@zombiecat.bsky.social or @cupricfox.bsky.social probably sound like this on any given day
To hypershit or hypermess, that is the question
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
To hypershit or hypermess, that is the question