Vectrometer
@vectrometer.bsky.social
Schrödinger's Tyranitar of written persuasion
0x24 earth cycles completed
I make poopenfartendiaper stuff.
🔞
https://vectrometer.carrd.co
0x24 earth cycles completed
I make poopenfartendiaper stuff.
🔞
https://vectrometer.carrd.co
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Reposted by Vectrometer
Oh yeah hi new people
Fair warning, I post dumb smelly audio edits, but also stream of consciousness edits too
Like bulgy guts that don't deflate when 500lb of poop slide out of them yet you keep going anyway because pummeling your prostate with shit feels too good to stop anytime soon
*fbplrch*
Fair warning, I post dumb smelly audio edits, but also stream of consciousness edits too
Like bulgy guts that don't deflate when 500lb of poop slide out of them yet you keep going anyway because pummeling your prostate with shit feels too good to stop anytime soon
*fbplrch*
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh yeah hi new people
Fair warning, I post dumb smelly audio edits, but also stream of consciousness edits too
Like bulgy guts that don't deflate when 500lb of poop slide out of them yet you keep going anyway because pummeling your prostate with shit feels too good to stop anytime soon
*fbplrch*
Fair warning, I post dumb smelly audio edits, but also stream of consciousness edits too
Like bulgy guts that don't deflate when 500lb of poop slide out of them yet you keep going anyway because pummeling your prostate with shit feels too good to stop anytime soon
*fbplrch*
alright what's one more
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
alright what's one more
I really should just get better at audio design huh 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I really should just get better at audio design huh 🥴
Reposted by Vectrometer
Must be something to do with the outfit that makes you do this...
Actually insanely based animation was done by @goatedout.bsky.social
Actually insanely based animation was done by @goatedout.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Must be something to do with the outfit that makes you do this...
Actually insanely based animation was done by @goatedout.bsky.social
Actually insanely based animation was done by @goatedout.bsky.social
*sonic adventure 2/for true story.ogg*
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
*sonic adventure 2/for true story.ogg*
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
Pamps don't stink right if the poop isn't brown
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
blows up a door
walks through it
stares at you
zoom in
continues staring at you
zoom out
screw attack jumps over the elevator you just went down
bends over
blows open a wall
walks through the wall
cut to you
explosion from above
walks through it
stares at you
zoom in
continues staring at you
zoom out
screw attack jumps over the elevator you just went down
bends over
blows open a wall
walks through the wall
cut to you
explosion from above
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
blows up a door
walks through it
stares at you
zoom in
continues staring at you
zoom out
screw attack jumps over the elevator you just went down
bends over
blows open a wall
walks through the wall
cut to you
explosion from above
walks through it
stares at you
zoom in
continues staring at you
zoom out
screw attack jumps over the elevator you just went down
bends over
blows open a wall
walks through the wall
cut to you
explosion from above
Drink water before bed, so that your bed can grow up big and strong when you water it in the morning
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Drink water before bed, so that your bed can grow up big and strong when you water it in the morning
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
diaper that you need the lens of truth and sufficient magic power to determine if it's stinky or not
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
diaper that you need the lens of truth and sufficient magic power to determine if it's stinky or not
The booty frenulum is NOT ok
But also 💦💦💦
But also 💦💦💦
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The booty frenulum is NOT ok
But also 💦💦💦
But also 💦💦💦
I want to be the moon lord so badly
A nigh-insurmountable force of raw will power that knows some kickass burrito recipes
A nigh-insurmountable force of raw will power that knows some kickass burrito recipes
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I want to be the moon lord so badly
A nigh-insurmountable force of raw will power that knows some kickass burrito recipes
A nigh-insurmountable force of raw will power that knows some kickass burrito recipes
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October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Post the first video game you've ever played!
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Post the first video game you've ever played!
often I wonder what @kanadacat.bsky.social and @idohavjuan.bsky.social would do to each other in a hivemind royale kinda situation
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
often I wonder what @kanadacat.bsky.social and @idohavjuan.bsky.social would do to each other in a hivemind royale kinda situation
internet of things (that are all connected and if the big cloud goes down all of it goes down)
October 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
internet of things (that are all connected and if the big cloud goes down all of it goes down)
A long time ago, my mom found some very early erotica I wrote and told me 'you should never write again'
Last night, she said she was sorry and understands the damage that caused over the past 20 aught years
I feel... vindicated, kinda?
but also I need to make up for lost time.
again.
goddamnit
Last night, she said she was sorry and understands the damage that caused over the past 20 aught years
I feel... vindicated, kinda?
but also I need to make up for lost time.
again.
goddamnit
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A long time ago, my mom found some very early erotica I wrote and told me 'you should never write again'
Last night, she said she was sorry and understands the damage that caused over the past 20 aught years
I feel... vindicated, kinda?
but also I need to make up for lost time.
again.
goddamnit
Last night, she said she was sorry and understands the damage that caused over the past 20 aught years
I feel... vindicated, kinda?
but also I need to make up for lost time.
again.
goddamnit
there wasn't any more space in the pail for your diapers, so we've taken to pinning them to a corkboard with oversized pushpins
yes, you get your own individual corkboard. the garbage company fucked up and won't be here for a couple weeks, and you shit like a racehorse!
yes, you get your own individual corkboard. the garbage company fucked up and won't be here for a couple weeks, and you shit like a racehorse!
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
there wasn't any more space in the pail for your diapers, so we've taken to pinning them to a corkboard with oversized pushpins
yes, you get your own individual corkboard. the garbage company fucked up and won't be here for a couple weeks, and you shit like a racehorse!
yes, you get your own individual corkboard. the garbage company fucked up and won't be here for a couple weeks, and you shit like a racehorse!
oh NOW Game Freak lets the freak out and says pokemon can poop.
brother I hacked myself out of the damn game to be able to shit like 25+ years ago, catch the fuck up
brother I hacked myself out of the damn game to be able to shit like 25+ years ago, catch the fuck up
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
oh NOW Game Freak lets the freak out and says pokemon can poop.
brother I hacked myself out of the damn game to be able to shit like 25+ years ago, catch the fuck up
brother I hacked myself out of the damn game to be able to shit like 25+ years ago, catch the fuck up
jumpscare video that instantly fills your bowels to 99% full if you jolt out of your chair at all
two of them and your seat's gonna be full (if it didn't already get that way from the first one)
two of them and your seat's gonna be full (if it didn't already get that way from the first one)
October 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
jumpscare video that instantly fills your bowels to 99% full if you jolt out of your chair at all
two of them and your seat's gonna be full (if it didn't already get that way from the first one)
two of them and your seat's gonna be full (if it didn't already get that way from the first one)
steel-nipped pacifier
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
steel-nipped pacifier
I wanna be that old cryptid that is absolutely terrifying
but then lunges at you and throws their back out and farts so hard nobody survives
but then lunges at you and throws their back out and farts so hard nobody survives
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wanna be that old cryptid that is absolutely terrifying
but then lunges at you and throws their back out and farts so hard nobody survives
but then lunges at you and throws their back out and farts so hard nobody survives
Threads of Fate
Not only do you have to play through it twice, the game itself is -rough-
Even Floating Runner was more palatable than that shit
Not only do you have to play through it twice, the game itself is -rough-
Even Floating Runner was more palatable than that shit
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Threads of Fate
Not only do you have to play through it twice, the game itself is -rough-
Even Floating Runner was more palatable than that shit
Not only do you have to play through it twice, the game itself is -rough-
Even Floating Runner was more palatable than that shit
god damn I need to hard vore something.
October 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
god damn I need to hard vore something.