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Personal account for ramblings and stuff that shouldn’t be on anything professional. 18+ only!
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When we say AI is the aesthetic of fascism...
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When we say AI is the aesthetic of fascism...
Big fan of how enamoured the salsa lvl1 teacher is of me and Scott’s relationship
Even bigger fan of his first question about us and our relationship wasn’t something like ‘how did you meet’ or ‘how long have you been together, but ‘do you two ever fight?’
Even bigger fan of his first question about us and our relationship wasn’t something like ‘how did you meet’ or ‘how long have you been together, but ‘do you two ever fight?’
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Big fan of how enamoured the salsa lvl1 teacher is of me and Scott’s relationship
Even bigger fan of his first question about us and our relationship wasn’t something like ‘how did you meet’ or ‘how long have you been together, but ‘do you two ever fight?’
Even bigger fan of his first question about us and our relationship wasn’t something like ‘how did you meet’ or ‘how long have you been together, but ‘do you two ever fight?’
My strongest love language is buying shit for people but boy howdy does my income not support that
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My strongest love language is buying shit for people but boy howdy does my income not support that
Went for a lik walk after social dance to go to a late night kebab place, bought myself a lamb yiros and a pack of these turkish delights they had at the counter, and I genuinely think eating these in the car while kinda zonked out and listening to a podcast is as close as I’ve gotten to nirvana
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Went for a lik walk after social dance to go to a late night kebab place, bought myself a lamb yiros and a pack of these turkish delights they had at the counter, and I genuinely think eating these in the car while kinda zonked out and listening to a podcast is as close as I’ve gotten to nirvana
Got an email saying that my claim for my money back from the tattoo expo debacle has been received… oh man if I got a refund for that before my trip??? LET’S GO!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Got an email saying that my claim for my money back from the tattoo expo debacle has been received… oh man if I got a refund for that before my trip??? LET’S GO!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Dad woke me up bc he lost track of Liquorice during her supervised outdoor time (she’s fine! We found her!) but something about going straight from dark room to outside into Big Warm Sunlight so suddenly turned on all my nausea and light-headedness oh my goodness
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Dad woke me up bc he lost track of Liquorice during her supervised outdoor time (she’s fine! We found her!) but something about going straight from dark room to outside into Big Warm Sunlight so suddenly turned on all my nausea and light-headedness oh my goodness
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The vibe I bring to the function
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The vibe I bring to the function
I’ve apparently become the litmus test at work whenever someone new comes in or something comes up.
They ask themselves “would Avery get along with this person/would they put up with this” and if the answer is No then it’s bad vibes and they act accordingly LMAO
They ask themselves “would Avery get along with this person/would they put up with this” and if the answer is No then it’s bad vibes and they act accordingly LMAO
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I’ve apparently become the litmus test at work whenever someone new comes in or something comes up.
They ask themselves “would Avery get along with this person/would they put up with this” and if the answer is No then it’s bad vibes and they act accordingly LMAO
They ask themselves “would Avery get along with this person/would they put up with this” and if the answer is No then it’s bad vibes and they act accordingly LMAO
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Interesting regarding AI and Kpop Demon Hunters 1/2
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Interesting regarding AI and Kpop Demon Hunters 1/2
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The two genders are villager (Animal Crossing) and villager (Minecraft)
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The two genders are villager (Animal Crossing) and villager (Minecraft)
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“It's easy to stand up and speak out when there's nothing at risk. The real test of values is when times are challenging and you have something to lose.”
🙁 Jerry is leaving #BenAndJerrys (via @yobencohen.bsky.social)
September 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“It's easy to stand up and speak out when there's nothing at risk. The real test of values is when times are challenging and you have something to lose.”
Apparently I’m on the endangered species list (tattoo artist that actually gets a tax return and doesn’t owe money)
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Apparently I’m on the endangered species list (tattoo artist that actually gets a tax return and doesn’t owe money)
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We’re going to the show in a few days
Dunno why he deals with me tbh
Dunno why he deals with me tbh
August 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
We’re going to the show in a few days
Dunno why he deals with me tbh
Dunno why he deals with me tbh
Another update, client sent through a photo of her with her son upright and smiling, on his feet with the assistance of a walker and ayo if anything’s made me believe in miracles even more than I already did, it’s this
So this client called the studio to inform me that after almost a month in a coma, her son, who had basically been confirmed to not make it, took a turn for the better and woke up today, and I am absolutely over the moon
Today really was a reminder that often the most important and meaningful things you can do in a day isn’t changing the world or anything on that scale, more like making things a bit easier for just one or two people in times of hardship
August 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Another update, client sent through a photo of her with her son upright and smiling, on his feet with the assistance of a walker and ayo if anything’s made me believe in miracles even more than I already did, it’s this
Okay but we did serve cunt at my dance performance the other day
August 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Okay but we did serve cunt at my dance performance the other day
I enjoy reading horoscopes and such but nothing makes me more convinced that it’s a lot of shots in the dark than the fact that Scott is an Aries
August 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I enjoy reading horoscopes and such but nothing makes me more convinced that it’s a lot of shots in the dark than the fact that Scott is an Aries
So this client called the studio to inform me that after almost a month in a coma, her son, who had basically been confirmed to not make it, took a turn for the better and woke up today, and I am absolutely over the moon
Today really was a reminder that often the most important and meaningful things you can do in a day isn’t changing the world or anything on that scale, more like making things a bit easier for just one or two people in times of hardship
July 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So this client called the studio to inform me that after almost a month in a coma, her son, who had basically been confirmed to not make it, took a turn for the better and woke up today, and I am absolutely over the moon
CW vague money talk but my pay from this week of clients + AvCon hit my account and goddamn I can BREATH
Hard cut to it getting drained by doc appointments, tattoo equipment, and other stuff I gotta take care of now but man the financial rollercoaster of tattooing is such a whirlwind
Hard cut to it getting drained by doc appointments, tattoo equipment, and other stuff I gotta take care of now but man the financial rollercoaster of tattooing is such a whirlwind
July 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
CW vague money talk but my pay from this week of clients + AvCon hit my account and goddamn I can BREATH
Hard cut to it getting drained by doc appointments, tattoo equipment, and other stuff I gotta take care of now but man the financial rollercoaster of tattooing is such a whirlwind
Hard cut to it getting drained by doc appointments, tattoo equipment, and other stuff I gotta take care of now but man the financial rollercoaster of tattooing is such a whirlwind
Today really was a reminder that often the most important and meaningful things you can do in a day isn’t changing the world or anything on that scale, more like making things a bit easier for just one or two people in times of hardship
June 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Today really was a reminder that often the most important and meaningful things you can do in a day isn’t changing the world or anything on that scale, more like making things a bit easier for just one or two people in times of hardship
I have an OBSCENE amount of work to do over the next two weeks and only have 7 days of my adhd meds left bc of an appointment booking error for my next prescription HELP-
June 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I have an OBSCENE amount of work to do over the next two weeks and only have 7 days of my adhd meds left bc of an appointment booking error for my next prescription HELP-
Desperately need bsky to introduce private accounts I need to bitch so BAD
June 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Desperately need bsky to introduce private accounts I need to bitch so BAD
As I get older I genuinely wonder am I somehow getting MORE autistic or just having less energy for masking and no longer bothering with it
June 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
As I get older I genuinely wonder am I somehow getting MORE autistic or just having less energy for masking and no longer bothering with it