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vanillanarutozero.bsky.social
@vanillanarutozero.bsky.social
He/him ate the piss shark
Freeze rent
Free busses
Universal childcare

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Get Dolan to sell the Knicks
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I truly hope the first thing Mamdani does is change the name of that fucking bridge back to TAPPAN ZEE!!! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto:

First pitcher to win 3 games in a single World Series since 2001 Randy Johnson

First pitcher with 3 road wins in a single WS

4th P to win G6+7 in a WS, joining ‘01 Johnson, 1946 Harry Brecheen, 1925 Ray Kremer — FIRST to do it on road
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the man you are
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Barstool Sports on FOX is a ‘no brainer’! Yeah, no shit. They’re all fucking idiots, no one ever thought they had ‘brains’.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thank fuck
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
@vincemancini.bsky.social A problem with ‘Caught Stealing’, no one heard of Tulum in 1998. It was invented by instagram about a decade ago
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the man you are
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hilarious how much the Vikings needed Darnold more than he needed the Vikings
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Josh Naylor rules
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kickers are criminals
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Rich Eisen dressed like he’s the man sleeping with your wife in a Lifetime movie #FootballThoughts
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Santa Sting #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Going to rejoin twitter solely to befriend all these wordsmiths like ‘fsugraduate’ getting their eloquent tweets posted on my TV #AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The phrase ‘_______ for purchase’ is disgusting and bizarrely overused and I hate it every time I see it and basically everyone uses. Grabbing for purchase, scrambling for purchase, kicking for purchase, FUCK OFF FOR PURCHASE! STOP IT
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto - what a fucking performance tonight

Bro was feeling it tonight
October 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My money is on Dean Norris or Bill Camp playing Bill Belichick in the eventual Jordon Hudson HULU/Netflix/whatever biopic
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Baseball is truly the best sport to watch if you love seeing dudes spit
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hey @minakimes.bsky.social, maybe you can work your magic and get the Green Light Pod guys on bluesky (before it self-destructs?) because no one has talked up Devin Lloyd more than ‘Dr. Facts’ Nate Collins
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's forever funny the Buffalo Bills never played more inspired football than immediately after Sean McDermott gave a rousing speech likening their team to the 9/11 hijackers

Also, zero blowback too
October 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
'Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care.' Yeah, she rules
October 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@greggrosenthal.bsky.social just finished The Safekeep and loved it. I also read Beautyland and loved that too. Good stuff in Dublin, I did the Trinity College tour last year. Get a pint or eight of Guinness at The Toucan in London
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM