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vanillanarutozero.bsky.social
@vanillanarutozero.bsky.social
He/him ate the piss shark
The drama
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Everything Mox suggests they do sounds like a dare, but it’s just romantic stuff… night swimming, stay up to watch the sunset
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Maybe the serial killers conference imagined in Sandman isn’t too far off… and sadly written by another abuser, maybe he was writing from personal experience
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Should’ve yanked him by the facemask down, that could hurt. Punching a helmet will only hurt you
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I enjoyed her WWE ID work
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Is this what made that milkfed dude faint?
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
They’re also hiring high school students instead of college student/grads. No weirdness or potential crimes there
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Post-trade deadline better not sweep under the rug the two+ coke cans of former pro bowler Kalil
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Evergreen
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dude is weird
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Uhhh what?
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
They put out two full xmas albums
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He has never been to either a grocery store or a gas station in his stupidly privileged life. He is a truly sheltered hateful idiot
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Need to know their sex thresholds immediately… I bet people think like Torbert will be lenient and Land Clark won’t be, but it’s probably the opposite because Land is a robot who doesn’t find anything sexual
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The ‘too tepid to attempt it’ was a pit of vipers he breezily swung over
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Perfection
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Is that your dead pool pick for him?
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Finally take down Carmen SanDiego or join her
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Never go full Ja
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Should’ve been that way for a long time now
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My parents voted Dukakis
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I was 5, I remember that election night
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM