Antonio & Roxanne are vying with Madlyn & Colby for my favorite unhinged Ultimatum couple

I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"

Equally curious if this is AI or if the execs have decided poetry is their new niche to make money from.

Poetry is the fanfic of the publishing world b/c we unapologetically stan a horny line in a poem about literally anything

I love craigslist

Death by the last 20 years of accumulated content marketing drowning any actual information on the web

Death by a thousand 40 character counts

Death by a thousand 23yo marketing majors

Cocaine is cool but have you tried rug grippers?!

CHRIS RUFO: I am a propagandist. I write propaganda for a living. My job is to mislead and deceive people

THE NEW YORK TIMES: Would you like to publish one of your fine works on our op-ed page good sir?

What does it say about me that “I’m Just Ken” has been stuck in my head