Valency Muldoon
@valleycat72.bsky.social
Creative manager & graphic designer. Chicagoan. GenX. Lefty. Here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. Fan of absurdism. 🏳️🌈🧙🏻♀️
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Me: They say he’s not building a ballroom, he’s expanding the bunker.
My wife: well, that’s where Hitler shot himself, so…
My wife: well, that’s where Hitler shot himself, so…
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me: They say he’s not building a ballroom, he’s expanding the bunker.
My wife: well, that’s where Hitler shot himself, so…
My wife: well, that’s where Hitler shot himself, so…
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Border patrol agents deployed tear gas on the 3700 block of North Kildare where residents say a landscape worker, a resident, and a woman on a bike were detained. Video from a resident.
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Border patrol agents deployed tear gas on the 3700 block of North Kildare where residents say a landscape worker, a resident, and a woman on a bike were detained. Video from a resident.
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More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
More from the scene
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August 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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June 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’re in the running to be voted America’s Favorite Couple! 👩❤️👩🥰🌈 The first voting deadline is July 10th. Help us reach the first benchmark — the Top 20 couples! 🏆 And please share!
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This would be hilarious if it weren’t so dangerous. What an absolute clown show. Absurd levels of incompetence. Hegseth must be fired!
March 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This would be hilarious if it weren’t so dangerous. What an absolute clown show. Absurd levels of incompetence. Hegseth must be fired!
Remember when you were a kid and you’d build something with blocks and some boy would come over an gleefully smash it? And then when you did the same to his tower, he’d absolutely lose it? Keep smashing their toys right back, folks.
March 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Remember when you were a kid and you’d build something with blocks and some boy would come over an gleefully smash it? And then when you did the same to his tower, he’d absolutely lose it? Keep smashing their toys right back, folks.
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Ketamine is wild
Musk has tweeted more than 220 times in last 24 hrs.
That's not counting the replies.
That's not counting the replies.
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ketamine is wild
Every day, nurture your innate capacity for compassion. Don’t let them kill it, no matter what.
February 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Every day, nurture your innate capacity for compassion. Don’t let them kill it, no matter what.
I think it’s more than retribution; their most devious plans could only take place after a military purge. Hitler did the same.
Pete Hegseth is about to purge military officers—and make no mistake, this is 100% political retribution.
📌 Sec of Defense Pete Hegseth is planning to fire generals and top officers as soon as this week, per two Defense officials and three Congressional sources. Most of them tied to Lloyd Austin.
📌 Sec of Defense Pete Hegseth is planning to fire generals and top officers as soon as this week, per two Defense officials and three Congressional sources. Most of them tied to Lloyd Austin.
February 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I think it’s more than retribution; their most devious plans could only take place after a military purge. Hitler did the same.
Things are unravelling quickly from a foreign policy perspective. We are dangling Europe in front of Putin for the taking.
February 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Things are unravelling quickly from a foreign policy perspective. We are dangling Europe in front of Putin for the taking.
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By the way, “Have you heard of Curtis Yarvin?” is a really great conversation starter!
February 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
By the way, “Have you heard of Curtis Yarvin?” is a really great conversation starter!
The plan is to fire as many people as possible from gov’t jobs to destabilize democracy until it collapses. The broligarchy is plotting “corporate dictatorships.” DEI was what they used to get the republicans and Heritage to help carry out the plan.
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The plan is to fire as many people as possible from gov’t jobs to destabilize democracy until it collapses. The broligarchy is plotting “corporate dictatorships.” DEI was what they used to get the republicans and Heritage to help carry out the plan.
If you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re probably on the menu.
Europeans are wondering if Putin and Trump are going to carve them up next.
Europeans are wondering if Putin and Trump are going to carve them up next.
February 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re probably on the menu.
Europeans are wondering if Putin and Trump are going to carve them up next.
Europeans are wondering if Putin and Trump are going to carve them up next.
Timeline cleanse. Meet Princess Pain. 👑
February 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Timeline cleanse. Meet Princess Pain. 👑
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A real look at my X feed
February 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A real look at my X feed
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As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
All of the cruelty is just so soul-crushing. I’m watching a silly show on Netflix and bursting into tears at every tender human moment.
February 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All of the cruelty is just so soul-crushing. I’m watching a silly show on Netflix and bursting into tears at every tender human moment.
Ok folks, what are we not going to do?
Say it with me: we’re not going to react while they’re flooding the zone. We’re going to organize. We’re going to sleep well and take care of ourselves while they try to exhaust us. The warfare is psychological. Fear is the mind killer.
Say it with me: we’re not going to react while they’re flooding the zone. We’re going to organize. We’re going to sleep well and take care of ourselves while they try to exhaust us. The warfare is psychological. Fear is the mind killer.
February 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ok folks, what are we not going to do?
Say it with me: we’re not going to react while they’re flooding the zone. We’re going to organize. We’re going to sleep well and take care of ourselves while they try to exhaust us. The warfare is psychological. Fear is the mind killer.
Say it with me: we’re not going to react while they’re flooding the zone. We’re going to organize. We’re going to sleep well and take care of ourselves while they try to exhaust us. The warfare is psychological. Fear is the mind killer.
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Is everyone okay with US service members being shipped off to one of the most war-torn places on the planet against the will of the population to commit what is generally considered a crime against humanity?
I’m sure Americans at home and abroad all feel safer tonight now that Trump announced with Bibi that the US is going to take over Gaza, level all the buildings, and forcibly remove the population.
Might want to cancel any vacation plans you may have had to Europe.
Might want to cancel any vacation plans you may have had to Europe.
February 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is everyone okay with US service members being shipped off to one of the most war-torn places on the planet against the will of the population to commit what is generally considered a crime against humanity?
Girl Scout cookies pair well with the end times.
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Girl Scout cookies pair well with the end times.
Man, I’m like this close to starting smoking.
February 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Man, I’m like this close to starting smoking.
So not voting for Kamala because of the war in Palestine was the shittiest move.
I know we can’t run around on fire every time Trump says something but he appears to have just announced the new US policy on Gaza which is to take ownership of it, ethnically cleanse it of the 1.8 million Palestinians there and maintain a long term ownership stake as it’s “developed.”
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So not voting for Kamala because of the war in Palestine was the shittiest move.
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I saw a custom painted blood red swasticar this morning on my commute with the words “Chaos II” painted on back and I think it’s the perfect metaphor for this week.
February 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I saw a custom painted blood red swasticar this morning on my commute with the words “Chaos II” painted on back and I think it’s the perfect metaphor for this week.