Kelly
@valkerry.bsky.social
[she/her]
Game dev (formerly Arkane)
Volunteer firefighter/EMT 🚒
DnD geek & content creator: http://bit.ly/3Rc8Qdj
Author: https://km-riley.weebly.com/
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~opinions Я mine~
Game dev (formerly Arkane)
Volunteer firefighter/EMT 🚒
DnD geek & content creator: http://bit.ly/3Rc8Qdj
Author: https://km-riley.weebly.com/
💗💜💙
~opinions Я mine~
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what if we simply didn't harass game devs
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
what if we simply didn't harass game devs
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My plans for NYE tonight
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
My plans for NYE tonight
They're making me watch Die Hard. I've never seen it.
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They're making me watch Die Hard. I've never seen it.
Guess who's driving Santa around town??
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Guess who's driving Santa around town??
This is the time of year where everything I touch shocks me and I hate it
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is the time of year where everything I touch shocks me and I hate it
I adore playing dumb DnD characters. In tonight's game:
My monk, to the ghost we summoned channeling a dangerous aurora in combat: "Why are you still here??"
The ghost: "I haven't answered all your questions."
My monk: "How many more questions?!"
*It poofs*
My monk, to our ghost whisperer: "Oops."
My monk, to the ghost we summoned channeling a dangerous aurora in combat: "Why are you still here??"
The ghost: "I haven't answered all your questions."
My monk: "How many more questions?!"
*It poofs*
My monk, to our ghost whisperer: "Oops."
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I adore playing dumb DnD characters. In tonight's game:
My monk, to the ghost we summoned channeling a dangerous aurora in combat: "Why are you still here??"
The ghost: "I haven't answered all your questions."
My monk: "How many more questions?!"
*It poofs*
My monk, to our ghost whisperer: "Oops."
My monk, to the ghost we summoned channeling a dangerous aurora in combat: "Why are you still here??"
The ghost: "I haven't answered all your questions."
My monk: "How many more questions?!"
*It poofs*
My monk, to our ghost whisperer: "Oops."
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Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64
My top 4 games I've played this year:
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My top 4 games I've played this year:
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
If you're not squeamish, the new Frankenstein was good
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you're not squeamish, the new Frankenstein was good
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well-paid developers
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
well-paid developers
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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SNAP funds will be paid in full, proving that the USDA was always capable of paying the full November benefit.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
SNAP funds will be paid in full, proving that the USDA was always capable of paying the full November benefit.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
splitting logs in crocs in my darkened driveway isn't how I pictured my evening, but ADHD works in mysterious ways
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
splitting logs in crocs in my darkened driveway isn't how I pictured my evening, but ADHD works in mysterious ways
LFGGGG
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
LFGGGG
I forgot that I graduated a FF2 academy as their class president and now I have to attend graduation and write a speech, and y'all, my nerves are already shot
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I forgot that I graduated a FF2 academy as their class president and now I have to attend graduation and write a speech, and y'all, my nerves are already shot
Wouldn't even know this girlie is 11
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wouldn't even know this girlie is 11
sitting here in the middle of nowhere parking lot so I can eat in peace, and this mf has to park right next to me instead of the hundreds of other spots nearby. Bro even made eye contact as I was chewing, like, c'mon
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
sitting here in the middle of nowhere parking lot so I can eat in peace, and this mf has to park right next to me instead of the hundreds of other spots nearby. Bro even made eye contact as I was chewing, like, c'mon
trying not to eat all the candy before the kiddos arrive. easier said than done.
a girl with a lollipop in her hair is sitting in a bowl
ALT: a girl with a lollipop in her hair is sitting in a bowl
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
trying not to eat all the candy before the kiddos arrive. easier said than done.
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What a farce. It used to be “don’t buy avocado toast for lunch every day or you’ll never afford a house.” Now the economy is so bad it’s “don’t buy *a single pastry* once per week or you’ll end up homeless”
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
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archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What a farce. It used to be “don’t buy avocado toast for lunch every day or you’ll never afford a house.” Now the economy is so bad it’s “don’t buy *a single pastry* once per week or you’ll end up homeless”
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