Valhgoria
@valhgoria.com
18+ Trans lesbian hag ⚢. Occasionally I draw horror art.
She/Her
She/Her
Me arguing with my DND party about how to deal with the black dragon that just breathed acid on us: "If not fuckable, why fuckable shape?"
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Me arguing with my DND party about how to deal with the black dragon that just breathed acid on us: "If not fuckable, why fuckable shape?"
Five jobs I've had
-Barista
-Welder
-Pro Offroad Mechanic
-Software Engineer
-Cloud Tech Engineering Director
-Barista
-Welder
-Pro Offroad Mechanic
-Software Engineer
-Cloud Tech Engineering Director
Five jobs I’ve had
-Middle school Music Teacher
-Stock Investment Advisor
-Boxing coach
-Public Works Retirement fund Manager
- Hotel Kitchen Manager
-Middle school Music Teacher
-Stock Investment Advisor
-Boxing coach
-Public Works Retirement fund Manager
- Hotel Kitchen Manager
Five jobs ive had:
- barback at resort
- Christmas decorator for mall
- cook at a halfway house
- receptionist at B&B
- nanny in Alaska
- barback at resort
- Christmas decorator for mall
- cook at a halfway house
- receptionist at B&B
- nanny in Alaska
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Five jobs I've had
-Barista
-Welder
-Pro Offroad Mechanic
-Software Engineer
-Cloud Tech Engineering Director
-Barista
-Welder
-Pro Offroad Mechanic
-Software Engineer
-Cloud Tech Engineering Director
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I’m begging lefties and liberals to stop posting things that erase the reality of how violent the US has been to Indigenous people and Black people (among other US populations) ever since its inception and along the way.
PLEASE. Do not copy conservatives by erasing history.
PLEASE. Do not copy conservatives by erasing history.
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I’m begging lefties and liberals to stop posting things that erase the reality of how violent the US has been to Indigenous people and Black people (among other US populations) ever since its inception and along the way.
PLEASE. Do not copy conservatives by erasing history.
PLEASE. Do not copy conservatives by erasing history.
The fact that Walz's response to ICE agents executing someone is to mobilize the national guard to protect federal buildings should tell you everything. Citizens are on their own.
January 25, 2026 at 9:50 AM
The fact that Walz's response to ICE agents executing someone is to mobilize the national guard to protect federal buildings should tell you everything. Citizens are on their own.
The USA has been broken for a long time, but now the cracks are now too big to ignore. Frankly I hope the union shatters. The world would be better off.
January 25, 2026 at 9:46 AM
The USA has been broken for a long time, but now the cracks are now too big to ignore. Frankly I hope the union shatters. The world would be better off.
Girl that wants to be part of a hive mind.
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Girl that wants to be part of a hive mind.
If you get railed by a red haired trans girl, does that make you gingerbred?
January 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
If you get railed by a red haired trans girl, does that make you gingerbred?
In my German orientation course today, we relearned the history of the nazi party, and I was struggling to keep it together. The news from yesterday, along with the fresh reminder of the similarities between 1930s Germany and the modern US, is horrific to see.
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
In my German orientation course today, we relearned the history of the nazi party, and I was struggling to keep it together. The news from yesterday, along with the fresh reminder of the similarities between 1930s Germany and the modern US, is horrific to see.
My natural nails are sharp enough that they have drawn blood through clothing.
I have to chose between short nails or knives attached to my fingers. Obviously still going with the knives, but they are a hazard.
I have to chose between short nails or knives attached to my fingers. Obviously still going with the knives, but they are a hazard.
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
My natural nails are sharp enough that they have drawn blood through clothing.
I have to chose between short nails or knives attached to my fingers. Obviously still going with the knives, but they are a hazard.
I have to chose between short nails or knives attached to my fingers. Obviously still going with the knives, but they are a hazard.
2025 notes:
Pure survival.
2026 plans:
Do something I love.
Pure survival.
2026 plans:
Do something I love.
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 AM
2025 notes:
Pure survival.
2026 plans:
Do something I love.
Pure survival.
2026 plans:
Do something I love.
The fireworks in Germany make America's look like child's play. It's unreal how many there are.
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The fireworks in Germany make America's look like child's play. It's unreal how many there are.
When find out someone is pro AI, I assume they are either a bootlicker, posses psychopathic levels of misanthropy, or are sharp as a bowling ball.
Most often they tragically fall into the 3rd category.
Most often they tragically fall into the 3rd category.
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 AM
When find out someone is pro AI, I assume they are either a bootlicker, posses psychopathic levels of misanthropy, or are sharp as a bowling ball.
Most often they tragically fall into the 3rd category.
Most often they tragically fall into the 3rd category.
I, like many lesbians, have 4 fundamental needs for survival. Water, Air, Food and Tities
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I, like many lesbians, have 4 fundamental needs for survival. Water, Air, Food and Tities
I cooked ham, parsnips & potatoes, and hand chopped up some cranberry relish for our Yule meal tonight. Very happy with how it all turned out.
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I cooked ham, parsnips & potatoes, and hand chopped up some cranberry relish for our Yule meal tonight. Very happy with how it all turned out.
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I prefer gay sex and wanted to try it with women.
I prefer gay sex and wanted to try it with women.
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
As a kid playing catch with my Dad, he accidentally hit me in the face with a baseball. When I started to cry, he told me "Boys don't cry." He always made good arguments, so I figured that since I couldn't stop crying, that meant I wasn't a boy.
As a kid playing catch with my Dad, he accidentally hit me in the face with a baseball. When I started to cry, he told me "Boys don't cry." He always made good arguments, so I figured that since I couldn't stop crying, that meant I wasn't a boy.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
Too much yaoi
Too much yaoi
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I prefer gay sex and wanted to try it with women.
I prefer gay sex and wanted to try it with women.
I'm having hickory smoked potatoes, sandwiches, pizza, tits...
Got liquid smoke as a treat and I want to bathe in it. It smells sooo good.
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I'm having hickory smoked potatoes, sandwiches, pizza, tits...
Got liquid smoke as a treat and I want to bathe in it. It smells sooo good.
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Got liquid smoke as a treat and I want to bathe in it. It smells sooo good.
Most of my life i thought of myself as a girl in a boy suit, but didn't know I could do anything about it. I started dating a nonbinary person in the beginning of 2020 and they cracked my egg fully. By November 2020 I moved to Seattle and started HRT.
TRANS WOMEN OF BLUESKY:
What was your egg cracking moment?
When did you know you were trans? What made you realize?
And did you know you were a woman right away, or did you pass through other identities first
What was your egg cracking moment?
When did you know you were trans? What made you realize?
And did you know you were a woman right away, or did you pass through other identities first
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Most of my life i thought of myself as a girl in a boy suit, but didn't know I could do anything about it. I started dating a nonbinary person in the beginning of 2020 and they cracked my egg fully. By November 2020 I moved to Seattle and started HRT.
I want to become a kitchen witch. If only I could afford cookware and food lol
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I want to become a kitchen witch. If only I could afford cookware and food lol
German cooking shows are so damn cozy. Something about the food and the language is chill as it gets for me.
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
German cooking shows are so damn cozy. Something about the food and the language is chill as it gets for me.
Hey *with the intention of biting off a chunk of flesh*
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey *with the intention of biting off a chunk of flesh*
Spent all day learning how to operate a battleship power plant and targeting systems for the main guns. Time well spent I think.
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Spent all day learning how to operate a battleship power plant and targeting systems for the main guns. Time well spent I think.
I just want to make games, go for long walks, and do silly gay things with my wife.
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I just want to make games, go for long walks, and do silly gay things with my wife.
Cannibalism is the ultimate expression of femininity.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Cannibalism is the ultimate expression of femininity.