VALENTINE 𓅆
@valentineskies.bsky.social
18, she/her 🏳️⚧️
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aspiring writer, falconry enthusiast
big fan of disco elysium, LISA RPG, homestuck, night in the woods, inscryption, brutal orchestra, etc.
pfp by vintagegamebro on xitter
aspiring writer, falconry enthusiast
big fan of disco elysium, LISA RPG, homestuck, night in the woods, inscryption, brutal orchestra, etc.
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HALF LIGHT - Look at his shit-eating grin... He knows there's nothing you can do to him. He's bullying you and you are helpless. Kill him. Kill him now. He won't see death coming.
September 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
HALF LIGHT - Look at his shit-eating grin... He knows there's nothing you can do to him. He's bullying you and you are helpless. Kill him. Kill him now. He won't see death coming.
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509 years ago Hieronymus Bosch's funeral was held!
To celebrate his life (and death) Hieronymus Bosch's Brutal Orchestra is on sale for 50% off for the next two days!
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To celebrate his life (and death) Hieronymus Bosch's Brutal Orchestra is on sale for 50% off for the next two days!
store.steampowered.com/app/1734320/...
August 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
509 years ago Hieronymus Bosch's funeral was held!
To celebrate his life (and death) Hieronymus Bosch's Brutal Orchestra is on sale for 50% off for the next two days!
store.steampowered.com/app/1734320/...
To celebrate his life (and death) Hieronymus Bosch's Brutal Orchestra is on sale for 50% off for the next two days!
store.steampowered.com/app/1734320/...
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Brutal Orchestra
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Brutal Orchestra
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June 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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LAYER 8 FIRST LOOK TOMORROW ! ! !
(at the PC Gaming show)
(12 noon PDT)
(3pm EDT)
(8pm BST)
(9pm CEST)
(3am CST)
(layer8am FLT(omorrow))
(at the PC Gaming show)
(12 noon PDT)
(3pm EDT)
(8pm BST)
(9pm CEST)
(3am CST)
(layer8am FLT(omorrow))
June 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
LAYER 8 FIRST LOOK TOMORROW ! ! !
(at the PC Gaming show)
(12 noon PDT)
(3pm EDT)
(8pm BST)
(9pm CEST)
(3am CST)
(layer8am FLT(omorrow))
(at the PC Gaming show)
(12 noon PDT)
(3pm EDT)
(8pm BST)
(9pm CEST)
(3am CST)
(layer8am FLT(omorrow))
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LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either.
HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.
HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.
May 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either.
HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.
HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.
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Guy who went to ninja school for 2 semesters like 15 years ago: It'd be pretty easy to infiltrate this Walmart given the diameter of the exposed ductwork
April 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Guy who went to ninja school for 2 semesters like 15 years ago: It'd be pretty easy to infiltrate this Walmart given the diameter of the exposed ductwork
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Jack Black has been cast as detective Harrier Du Bois in the upcoming Disco Elysium movie.
(Source: tinyurl.com/vvdn6bjt)
(Source: tinyurl.com/vvdn6bjt)
April 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Jack Black has been cast as detective Harrier Du Bois in the upcoming Disco Elysium movie.
(Source: tinyurl.com/vvdn6bjt)
(Source: tinyurl.com/vvdn6bjt)
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Director John Carpenter says the secret to his long life is playing games that involve 'blastin freaks', smoking what he calls 'Johnny Greentips' and taking a 15 year long vacation.
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April 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Director John Carpenter says the secret to his long life is playing games that involve 'blastin freaks', smoking what he calls 'Johnny Greentips' and taking a 15 year long vacation.
(Source: tinyurl.com/y52d5ctz)
(Source: tinyurl.com/y52d5ctz)
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Pretty sure the rest of the bank heist team hates me :(((
April 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Pretty sure the rest of the bank heist team hates me :(((
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March 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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theonion.com/report-...
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You wouldn't MARK a PLIER
January 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You wouldn't MARK a PLIER
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Brother, you already *were* a ghost. Up there, screaming — along with all of them. Scaring each other. Haunting each other. It's the living who are ghosts. The dead are silent. They don't rattle windows or write letters in blood. The living do. Leave them behind. Rest.
January 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Brother, you already *were* a ghost. Up there, screaming — along with all of them. Scaring each other. Haunting each other. It's the living who are ghosts. The dead are silent. They don't rattle windows or write letters in blood. The living do. Leave them behind. Rest.
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YOU - “One more thing -- give a shoutout to Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi. He *coincidentally* has you saved to his radio.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Huh?”
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Look at that! His eyes dilate. That's joy, my man. You wouldn't be able to tell, but his glasses *just* magnify it.
KIM KITSURAGI - “Huh?”
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Look at that! His eyes dilate. That's joy, my man. You wouldn't be able to tell, but his glasses *just* magnify it.
January 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
YOU - “One more thing -- give a shoutout to Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi. He *coincidentally* has you saved to his radio.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Huh?”
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Look at that! His eyes dilate. That's joy, my man. You wouldn't be able to tell, but his glasses *just* magnify it.
KIM KITSURAGI - “Huh?”
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Look at that! His eyes dilate. That's joy, my man. You wouldn't be able to tell, but his glasses *just* magnify it.
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A Gleaming No. 2 (2020)
December 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
A Gleaming No. 2 (2020)
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We like to give Italians a hard time, but seriously, the Godfather, pizza, gunning down CEOs, Danny DeVito, all sick shit
December 17, 2024 at 9:31 PM
We like to give Italians a hard time, but seriously, the Godfather, pizza, gunning down CEOs, Danny DeVito, all sick shit
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You have, I know, petition’d all the gods
For my prosperity!
For my prosperity!
December 15, 2024 at 2:23 AM
You have, I know, petition’d all the gods
For my prosperity!
For my prosperity!
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Biden Carried Away By Ants
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December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Biden Carried Away By Ants
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