valarauca
@valarauca1.bsky.social
page is slowly becoming less about computers — i mostly do linux package management these days — he/him/they — tenuous grasp on reality at the best of times — mov edi, edi
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valarauca
@valarauca1.bsky.social
· Feb 15
looking for a func to canonicalize paths without expanding symlinks
ask the docs if `std::path::absolute` blocks
docs doesn't understand the question|pull out illustrated diagram explaing what accessing fs means
docs laughs and says "its a good function sir"
invoke function
it blocks
ask the docs if `std::path::absolute` blocks
docs doesn't understand the question|pull out illustrated diagram explaing what accessing fs means
docs laughs and says "its a good function sir"
invoke function
it blocks
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I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate
girls only want one thing and it is disgusting.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
girls only want one thing and it is disgusting.
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[sweating]
v...video??
v...video??
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
[sweating]
v...video??
v...video??
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your search box should not be so shit that I have to slap together a web scraper
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
your search box should not be so shit that I have to slap together a web scraper
taken a live stream, this is a little weird.
taken as a piece of a performance art, it is very compelling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKaS...
taken as a piece of a performance art, it is very compelling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKaS...
POV: Your Catgirl is Dying and Old RP
YouTube video by Dizzy Dokuro Ch. 【Phase Connect】
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
taken a live stream, this is a little weird.
taken as a piece of a performance art, it is very compelling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKaS...
taken as a piece of a performance art, it is very compelling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKaS...
i really want to start trolling linux user by asking totally earnest questions like
> sound drivers? why are you plugging speakers into rack mount? how can you hear over the fans? why are you working in the data center?
> sound drivers? why are you plugging speakers into rack mount? how can you hear over the fans? why are you working in the data center?
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i really want to start trolling linux user by asking totally earnest questions like
> sound drivers? why are you plugging speakers into rack mount? how can you hear over the fans? why are you working in the data center?
> sound drivers? why are you plugging speakers into rack mount? how can you hear over the fans? why are you working in the data center?
> wayland sucks! we should rewrite x11 to work like [describes wayland]
many such cases
many such cases
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
> wayland sucks! we should rewrite x11 to work like [describes wayland]
many such cases
many such cases
damn, mental illness had gotten to me :(
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
damn, mental illness had gotten to me :(
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Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
perl programmers have a lot more fun tbh
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
perl programmers have a lot more fun tbh
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the upshot is that we are guaranteed catastrophic crash outs in roughly 24 hours.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the upshot is that we are guaranteed catastrophic crash outs in roughly 24 hours.
Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by overconfident use of an LLM
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by overconfident use of an LLM
ayo hierarchical resource allocation & throttling is fucking hard
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ayo hierarchical resource allocation & throttling is fucking hard
609 - Futurelock / RFD / Oxide
rfd.shared.oxide.computer
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
local neighborhood cats greets me every afternoon while I'm on my walk. Runs up to side walk meowing loudly until I stop and pet them. Lovely little beast.
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
local neighborhood cats greets me every afternoon while I'm on my walk. Runs up to side walk meowing loudly until I stop and pet them. Lovely little beast.
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ME: please...just do the thing your documentation says you do......
THE COMPUTER: lol get fucked
THE COMPUTER: lol get fucked
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ME: please...just do the thing your documentation says you do......
THE COMPUTER: lol get fucked
THE COMPUTER: lol get fucked
ah yes the yearly gshoe training
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ah yes the yearly gshoe training
ah hell nah
NYTRO3350 got the janky ass hit box
NYTRO3350 got the janky ass hit box
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ah hell nah
NYTRO3350 got the janky ass hit box
NYTRO3350 got the janky ass hit box
assert_eq!(HBA.price < USD(400), !ASPM.support)
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
assert_eq!(HBA.price < USD(400), !ASPM.support)
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not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong
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🚨NEW DS9 NOVEL
A new DS9 novel is on the way!
'The Peacemakers' by Una McCormack is set 5 years after the end of the Dominion War as Jake Sisko returns to Earth after a long journey around the Gamma Quadrant...
Out July 21, 2026
Pre-Order: geni.us/DS9-ThePeace...
#StarTrek
A new DS9 novel is on the way!
'The Peacemakers' by Una McCormack is set 5 years after the end of the Dominion War as Jake Sisko returns to Earth after a long journey around the Gamma Quadrant...
Out July 21, 2026
Pre-Order: geni.us/DS9-ThePeace...
#StarTrek
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🚨NEW DS9 NOVEL
A new DS9 novel is on the way!
'The Peacemakers' by Una McCormack is set 5 years after the end of the Dominion War as Jake Sisko returns to Earth after a long journey around the Gamma Quadrant...
Out July 21, 2026
Pre-Order: geni.us/DS9-ThePeace...
#StarTrek
A new DS9 novel is on the way!
'The Peacemakers' by Una McCormack is set 5 years after the end of the Dominion War as Jake Sisko returns to Earth after a long journey around the Gamma Quadrant...
Out July 21, 2026
Pre-Order: geni.us/DS9-ThePeace...
#StarTrek
a strange benefit of living in the bay is a lot of 2nd hand server sellers will give you free pick up on their ebay orders
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
a strange benefit of living in the bay is a lot of 2nd hand server sellers will give you free pick up on their ebay orders
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you have been blessed by the long lynx
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
you have been blessed by the long lynx