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John
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Quite partial to a Google Pixel.
Why can't you buy crisps covered in the seasoning they use on dry roasted peanuts 🤔
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Octopus Energy cutting solar export to 12p per kWh from March 1st is a kick in the teeth really even though it has been expected for some time.

Slowly but surely they are doing what happens to all the cool companies & they are turning into the tight grumpy uncle.
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Anniversary of a confession in the clear: The networked evil that brought us Farage’s, Putin pleasing, Brexit. Here is the missing clip in which Farage confirms that Brexit would not have been possible without Bannon, Breitbart and by implication Cambridge Analyitica’s “help.”
February 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'm impressed with the Manhattan Aero Freely box so far, it's very snappy & a ton of extra free channels are available. It's just a shame ITV1 looks horrendous on it (not the boxes fault to be fair).
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Dear PlutoTV, stop putting the subtitles on for no reason whatsoever.
February 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
When you turn on to listen to Popmaster & it's Richard Allinson & not Ken.
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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February 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
What a bargain Amazon, thank you.
February 16, 2026 at 8:11 AM
The clues on the masked singer must be written by the same team that used to do 3 2 1!
a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage in front of a microphone .
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February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Tories are blue
Labour is red
If you vote Reform
You're thick in the head
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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And by "our country" I assume you mean the United Arab Emirates where you live?
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
What the hell is that big round yellow ball in the sky 😲
a cartoon sun with a smiling face and blue eyes is waving its hand .
ALT: a cartoon sun with a smiling face and blue eyes is waving its hand .
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February 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….

📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….

📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
@rewindtv.bsky.social You're missed on Freely, will you be joining the platform at any point?
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
When players win, they love Q.

When players lose, they hate Q.

When their shite AI advert comes on i think Fu Q.
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
#ITV really need to make their #Freely ITV1 stream 50FPS, it's very distracting at the minute to the point where i watch it on Freeview.
February 12, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I'm not one to moan about this constant rain here in Yorkshire but Noah has just finished his new ark & is taking applications for spaces.
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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For someone who wants to end working from home, Cameo Nigel can be strangely productive if there’s an easy payday in it for him 😬
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It's about time we got a Wipeout remaster Inc all the original tunes.
a video game screen shows a plane flying through the air
ALT: a video game screen shows a plane flying through the air
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February 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
13kWh of solar generation in 10 days is, not to put too a finer point on it, wank.
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Jim in Coronation Street 😲, YOUR COBBLES ARE A CUNT!
a man with a beard is standing in a field with the words " would anybody like a disco biscuit "
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a field with the words " would anybody like a disco biscuit "
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February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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EXC: Nigel Farage has been accused of having no solution to Britain's problems by his own candidate. Matt Goodwin repeatedly attacked the Farage in historic posts, as well as the Reform party as a whole
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Farage accused of having no answer to UK's problems by his own candidate
In posts from just last year, Matt Goodwin, the Reform UK candidate, claimed if Mr Farage became Prime Minister support for him would 'collapse quickly' due to him being 'fairly divisiv...
www.mirror.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry
December 4, 2024 at 11:05 AM