LaLa
@urbanavocado.bsky.social
LaLa from DelCo
Illegitimate Daughter
*9 SIBLINGS*
Aspiring baker
#flyeaglesfly
Ally
Avid taco 🌮 enthusiast
Beginner gardener
🦅 Fly Eagles, Fly 🦅
Pretty sure Saquon Barkley is AI generated.
Schnauzer and Chiweenie Mom
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Illegitimate Daughter
*9 SIBLINGS*
Aspiring baker
#flyeaglesfly
Ally
Avid taco 🌮 enthusiast
Beginner gardener
🦅 Fly Eagles, Fly 🦅
Pretty sure Saquon Barkley is AI generated.
Schnauzer and Chiweenie Mom
No DMs, please! Automatic BLOCK
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Day 27 of 30 days of FUCK.
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Day 27 of 30 days of FUCK.
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
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Day 18 of 30 days of FUCK.
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Day 18 of 30 days of FUCK.
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
I am crocheting a FUCK a day for 30 days and make a Throw of FUCKS.
#Swearing #Crocheting #Crochet #TwinMade #Crafting
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Been really enjoying these Instagram videos by Peter Glomb, a Swiss-trained, American watchmaker at Wristcheck. Here, he's repairing a rare version of the Patek 96, first introduced in 1932 and widely regarded as the watch that set the template for dress watches.
IG peterelliotglomb
IG peterelliotglomb
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Been really enjoying these Instagram videos by Peter Glomb, a Swiss-trained, American watchmaker at Wristcheck. Here, he's repairing a rare version of the Patek 96, first introduced in 1932 and widely regarded as the watch that set the template for dress watches.
IG peterelliotglomb
IG peterelliotglomb
This is a darling little #crochet pattern that’s perfect for this type of yarn. youtu.be/Dz5yTrlQwXc?...
You've Never Seen This! A Crochet Stitch SO GORGEOUS That It’ll Steal Your Heart!
YouTube video by Crochet Home
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October 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is a darling little #crochet pattern that’s perfect for this type of yarn. youtu.be/Dz5yTrlQwXc?...
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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The con worked, until it didn’t?
ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.”
ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.”
ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The con worked, until it didn’t?
ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.”
ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
ROGAN: “I really thought they were just going to go after the criminals… I really thought there was enough gang members.”
ME: He still doesn’t get it. That’s what Trump wanted everyone to believe. They’re not even trying to go after “the criminals”.
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If the Commander of Southern Command is stepping down less than a year into his tenure, I’m guessing we’re about to find out the intelligence picture on these “narco-terrorist” vessels that we’re blowing out of the water isn’t as solid as it’s being portrayed.
Head of the U.S. Military’s Southern Command Is Stepping Down, Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
Head of the U.S. Military’s Southern Command Is Stepping Down, Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If the Commander of Southern Command is stepping down less than a year into his tenure, I’m guessing we’re about to find out the intelligence picture on these “narco-terrorist” vessels that we’re blowing out of the water isn’t as solid as it’s being portrayed.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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ADP numbers for September were -32,000 on a projection of +51,000.
August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid.
This is bad.
August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid.
This is bad.
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
ADP numbers for September were -32,000 on a projection of +51,000.
August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid.
This is bad.
August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid.
This is bad.
Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now
As daylight diminishes people can feel their mood dimming. Experts say starting light therapy in the fall can help fend off winter depression.
www.npr.org
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
What am I even doing with my life? I’m 51. I’ve only poached chicken and eggs. Am I even trying? What else are yall packing that hasn’t even occurred to me. I once studded a four pound chicken with 30 cloves like I was bedazzling a Canadian 🇨🇦 tuxedo, roasted it. Now chicken potpourri is a thing.
September 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What am I even doing with my life? I’m 51. I’ve only poached chicken and eggs. Am I even trying? What else are yall packing that hasn’t even occurred to me. I once studded a four pound chicken with 30 cloves like I was bedazzling a Canadian 🇨🇦 tuxedo, roasted it. Now chicken potpourri is a thing.
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PSA: You do NOT have to install iOS 26 right away. Give it time.
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
PSA: You do NOT have to install iOS 26 right away. Give it time.
#dog related awkwardness: Saw neighbors walking by. I said in a pretty loud voice to my #chiweenie to trick her into not barking and scaring them: Come get this STICK!
My neighbors 🛑 in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop.
“Ohhhhh, she said STICK!”
My neighbors 🛑 in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop.
“Ohhhhh, she said STICK!”
a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it
ALT: a dog with a stick in its mouth is standing in front of a door with the petcollective written on it
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
#dog related awkwardness: Saw neighbors walking by. I said in a pretty loud voice to my #chiweenie to trick her into not barking and scaring them: Come get this STICK!
My neighbors 🛑 in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop.
“Ohhhhh, she said STICK!”
My neighbors 🛑 in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop.
“Ohhhhh, she said STICK!”
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Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
Seriously, how do you not understand that Kirk was a victim of the politics he himself created?
If your politics consist of spreading guns everywhere and dehumanizing other people, eventually there will be bloodshed because people who listen to you will have guns and be dehumanizing people.
If your politics consist of spreading guns everywhere and dehumanizing other people, eventually there will be bloodshed because people who listen to you will have guns and be dehumanizing people.
September 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.
September 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.
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How do you disarm trans people if there's only two genders? 🤔
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
How do you disarm trans people if there's only two genders? 🤔
Snap 🫰
Turns out it is possible. www.nbcnews.com/world/brazil...
Brazil's Bolsonaro guilty of coup charges, court majority decides in landmark trial
The presumptive ruling by a majority of a panel of five justices in Brazil‘s Supreme Court makes Bolsonaro the first former president in the country’s history to be convicted for attacking democracy.
www.nbcnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Snap 🫰
I have no sympathy for hypocrites that have hurt feelings as a result of their own #hypocrisy.
a woman is sitting on a couch making a face and saying `` bye felicia '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a face and saying `` bye felicia '' .
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have no sympathy for hypocrites that have hurt feelings as a result of their own #hypocrisy.
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You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.
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Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
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Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.