Eli
@universalthought.bsky.social
A son, a brother, a father, a man... with superhuman powers... Well kinda... well, not really but I got all of my front teeth so that has to count for something.
Elisha Barren Sr on FB.
Elisha Barren Sr on FB.
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump spent Thanksgiving together in 2017 — while Trump was in office.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump spent Thanksgiving together in 2017 — while Trump was in office.
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Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
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Donald "Hawk Tuah" Trump
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Donald "Hawk Tuah" Trump
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Republicans: “Trump will be the peace President”
Trump:
Trump:
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Republicans: “Trump will be the peace President”
Trump:
Trump:
Halloween Scent of the day... the weekend... The season!
#ScentOfTheDay #TheDeep #TheBoys #LVImangination
#ScentOfTheDay #TheDeep #TheBoys #LVImangination
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Halloween Scent of the day... the weekend... The season!
#ScentOfTheDay #TheDeep #TheBoys #LVImangination
#ScentOfTheDay #TheDeep #TheBoys #LVImangination
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Facts! They love their hate/racism more than anything..wife..kids..grandmama.
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Facts! They love their hate/racism more than anything..wife..kids..grandmama.
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Let's do a #Blacksky #Artistvart to make Black artists on Bluesky and Blacksky more visible! I'll go first: I'm an editorial illustrator of 11+ years, and on here you can call me Whatevertron! DM for contact details if interested!
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Let's do a #Blacksky #Artistvart to make Black artists on Bluesky and Blacksky more visible! I'll go first: I'm an editorial illustrator of 11+ years, and on here you can call me Whatevertron! DM for contact details if interested!
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Yall do weird shit and then go to your coalition of fellow weirdos for validation and I’m not feeling it.
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Yall do weird shit and then go to your coalition of fellow weirdos for validation and I’m not feeling it.
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To: All Staff
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
September 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
To: All Staff
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
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Way more ⬆️
September 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Way more ⬆️
Mannn, IDGAF if the Pope, Micky Mouse and my Momma is on that list... SHOW ME!!
August 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Mannn, IDGAF if the Pope, Micky Mouse and my Momma is on that list... SHOW ME!!
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I rewatched Sunday's #Bears-#Dolphins game.
Let's talk about some of my top takeaways.
youtube.com/live/GWXOvYE...
Let's talk about some of my top takeaways.
youtube.com/live/GWXOvYE...
Chicago Bears Preseason Week 1 Recap: How Braxton Jones, Ozzy Trapilo performed against the Dolphins
YouTube video by The Nicholas Moreano Show: A Chicago Bears Podcast
youtube.com
August 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I rewatched Sunday's #Bears-#Dolphins game.
Let's talk about some of my top takeaways.
youtube.com/live/GWXOvYE...
Let's talk about some of my top takeaways.
youtube.com/live/GWXOvYE...
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Happy Fade in the Water to those who celebrate ✊🏽✊🏽
🫡 We forever salute the brave men and women of Montgomery 🧢🪑
August 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Happy Fade in the Water to those who celebrate ✊🏽✊🏽
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It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times. www.fayettecountyrecord.com/news/trump-b...
August 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times. www.fayettecountyrecord.com/news/trump-b...
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Another company hit by Trump’s trade war. Molson Coors says its annual profit will take a hit due to aluminum tariffs, which it uses to make beer cans.
Weren’t other countries supposed to pay the tariffs? 🤔
Weren’t other countries supposed to pay the tariffs? 🤔
August 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Another company hit by Trump’s trade war. Molson Coors says its annual profit will take a hit due to aluminum tariffs, which it uses to make beer cans.
Weren’t other countries supposed to pay the tariffs? 🤔
Weren’t other countries supposed to pay the tariffs? 🤔
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Haitians and fighting off occupying forces: name a more iconic duo
July 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Haitians and fighting off occupying forces: name a more iconic duo
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Y’all. How is this real life?
It’s like Trump dared her to top their Haitians eating pets lie.
(Wait for the sigh at the end)
It’s like Trump dared her to top their Haitians eating pets lie.
(Wait for the sigh at the end)
July 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Y’all. How is this real life?
It’s like Trump dared her to top their Haitians eating pets lie.
(Wait for the sigh at the end)
It’s like Trump dared her to top their Haitians eating pets lie.
(Wait for the sigh at the end)
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Like I was saying: "So long as it kills the people we hate, we're for it". They'll die too, but they think they'll die last - and that counts as winning in their book
The Trump administration plans to largely eliminate FEMA later this year. When a state gets hit by disaster, "the governor should be able to handle it," Trump said [gift link]
Trump Says FEMA Phaseout to Begin After Hurricane Season
President Donald Trump said his team will move forward with winding down much of the Federal Emergency Management Agency — but not until after a hurricane season that some projections show could be pa...
www.bloomberg.com
June 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Like I was saying: "So long as it kills the people we hate, we're for it". They'll die too, but they think they'll die last - and that counts as winning in their book
Whelp, so much for grabbing food via Uber eats...
the Uber CEO tells Trump his company supports the MAGA reconciliation bill (that will strip millions of healthcare and food support)
June 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Whelp, so much for grabbing food via Uber eats...
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Damn I just ordered ubereats. Looks like I’m done with them too now. 😒
the Uber CEO tells Trump his company supports the MAGA reconciliation bill (that will strip millions of healthcare and food support)
June 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Damn I just ordered ubereats. Looks like I’m done with them too now. 😒
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These same incel putzes are very certainly #ICE agents and members of the #NationalGuard.
Not joking.
Not joking.
June 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
These same incel putzes are very certainly #ICE agents and members of the #NationalGuard.
Not joking.
Not joking.
The White House Press Secretary cross around her neck gonna burst into flames one day with these blatant lies.
#RolandMartin #BBC #WhiteHouseLies
youtu.be/3tlR75Amfag?...
#RolandMartin #BBC #WhiteHouseLies
youtu.be/3tlR75Amfag?...
BBC SHUTS DOWN White House Press Secretary’s Gaza Disinfo — “Repeatedly False”
YouTube video by Roland S. Martin
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June 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The White House Press Secretary cross around her neck gonna burst into flames one day with these blatant lies.
#RolandMartin #BBC #WhiteHouseLies
youtu.be/3tlR75Amfag?...
#RolandMartin #BBC #WhiteHouseLies
youtu.be/3tlR75Amfag?...
Ya'll know what to do.
May 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ya'll know what to do.
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7. What is the most creative song lyric you've ever heard?
May 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
7. What is the most creative song lyric you've ever heard?