jenastelli 🤝 bluesky
@united.bsky.social
A creative in VC by day and cosplaying an airline by night. mostly here for Gotham FC and also dogs
Despite the score line am I crazy for thinking (first ten mins aside) Gotham looked p good today? I know we need to start winning games again but good shots and felt more cohesive than recent weeks
June 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Despite the score line am I crazy for thinking (first ten mins aside) Gotham looked p good today? I know we need to start winning games again but good shots and felt more cohesive than recent weeks
Chesky hates Gotham it’s official
tbh she seems to hate every women’s soccer team she encounters
tbh she seems to hate every women’s soccer team she encounters
June 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Chesky hates Gotham it’s official
tbh she seems to hate every women’s soccer team she encounters
tbh she seems to hate every women’s soccer team she encounters
Reposted by jenastelli 🤝 bluesky
Amazing game to see at home let’s goooooo
April 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Amazing game to see at home let’s goooooo
For Sonnett’s 100th #uswnt cap tonight bless the Redditor who shared this lore with me, truly an icon of the game www.tumblr.com/that-soccer-...
I shit talk teams and coaches like it's my job 😁
Do you have the clip of Sonnett getting hit in the face by the keeper then flirting with trainer bailey?
I'm not even gonna lie, sometimes I watch the clip just to cheer myself up. Especially bc I k…
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February 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
For Sonnett’s 100th #uswnt cap tonight bless the Redditor who shared this lore with me, truly an icon of the game www.tumblr.com/that-soccer-...
Also how I categorize my inbox fwiw
The world’s demise, expressed through the medium of paper stock. 300gsm.
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Also how I categorize my inbox fwiw
Got an hour of sleep and been at the Stockholm airport since 4am with at least two delays causing us to miss our connection home so far, have transcended anxiety, AMA
May 19, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Got an hour of sleep and been at the Stockholm airport since 4am with at least two delays causing us to miss our connection home so far, have transcended anxiety, AMA
Me: stressing about our tight connection
Also me: pulled out my tray and it immediately broke, causing a mechanical delay which will prob mean we miss our connection
🤡🤡🤡
(Yes, the mechanical delay was so they could shove it back in place and tape it)
Also me: pulled out my tray and it immediately broke, causing a mechanical delay which will prob mean we miss our connection
🤡🤡🤡
(Yes, the mechanical delay was so they could shove it back in place and tape it)
May 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Me: stressing about our tight connection
Also me: pulled out my tray and it immediately broke, causing a mechanical delay which will prob mean we miss our connection
🤡🤡🤡
(Yes, the mechanical delay was so they could shove it back in place and tape it)
Also me: pulled out my tray and it immediately broke, causing a mechanical delay which will prob mean we miss our connection
🤡🤡🤡
(Yes, the mechanical delay was so they could shove it back in place and tape it)
New Gotham season seats do not suck
March 16, 2024 at 1:54 AM
New Gotham season seats do not suck
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Anyone watching the oscars instead of the CONCACAF finals:
Traitor.
Traitor.
March 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Anyone watching the oscars instead of the CONCACAF finals:
Traitor.
Traitor.
Reposted by jenastelli 🤝 bluesky
take off!
with me oh yeah
take off!
with me tonight
travel company's gonna give me lots of money
and everything's gonna
be
all
right
with me oh yeah
take off!
with me tonight
travel company's gonna give me lots of money
and everything's gonna
be
all
right
March 7, 2024 at 1:33 AM
take off!
with me oh yeah
take off!
with me tonight
travel company's gonna give me lots of money
and everything's gonna
be
all
right
with me oh yeah
take off!
with me tonight
travel company's gonna give me lots of money
and everything's gonna
be
all
right
Can’t wait to see my superb owl ad tonight
February 11, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Can’t wait to see my superb owl ad tonight
LinkedIn? On a weekend? Only if I’m paid overtime
January 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
LinkedIn? On a weekend? Only if I’m paid overtime
BATS BATS BATS inject these celebration videos directly into my veinssss Gotham
November 12, 2023 at 5:41 PM
BATS BATS BATS inject these celebration videos directly into my veinssss Gotham
GOTHAM IN THE FINAL I AM NOT WELL AFTER THAT GAME OMFG
November 6, 2023 at 2:54 AM
GOTHAM IN THE FINAL I AM NOT WELL AFTER THAT GAME OMFG
Ring Neighbors is most toxic social feed tbh
November 1, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Ring Neighbors is most toxic social feed tbh
@darthbluesky.bsky.social my bun and my pup will not stand being together so I had to improvise for our family Halloween photo I hope you like
October 31, 2023 at 8:30 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social my bun and my pup will not stand being together so I had to improvise for our family Halloween photo I hope you like
How’s this for a meta skeet @myself
August 27, 2023 at 1:16 PM
How’s this for a meta skeet @myself
I cannot with this face
August 14, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I cannot with this face
I forgot to update here but important to note I have rescued the bun and he is healthy and (I hope) happy. P sure he thinks he’s in a very fancy Martha Stewart prison rn
August 11, 2023 at 7:25 PM
I forgot to update here but important to note I have rescued the bun and he is healthy and (I hope) happy. P sure he thinks he’s in a very fancy Martha Stewart prison rn
I cannot
In case you slept through the most cruel of soccer endings, here’s my recap on the USWNT’s loss to Sweden. https://defector.com/the-uswnt-lived-by-an-inch-and-died-by-a-millimeter
The USWNT Lived By An Inch And Died By A Millimeter
The United States will not be the first country to win three World Cup trophies in a row. After a grueling 0-0 draw in which the USWNT had chance after chance after chance to win, both in regulation a...
defector.com
August 6, 2023 at 1:55 PM
I cannot
this is the bun-rescuing vibe I am manifesting today
I had this happen last Easter. Dog pen. If it’s a peopley rabbit, build trust with treats and lure it into the dog pen, then close the door. If it’s scared of people leave treats and water inside and keep an eye on it.
July 30, 2023 at 4:40 PM
this is the bun-rescuing vibe I am manifesting today
ok Bluesky, it’s finally time to fill you in on my own personal white whale. or in this case, tiny furry ginger whale my husband named “Albi.” Albi has been in our neighborhood since May and we see him every few days. At first, he was pretty small and seemed to thrive outside
July 29, 2023 at 6:48 PM
ok Bluesky, it’s finally time to fill you in on my own personal white whale. or in this case, tiny furry ginger whale my husband named “Albi.” Albi has been in our neighborhood since May and we see him every few days. At first, he was pretty small and seemed to thrive outside