Dunce Cap Aficionado
@duncecapaficionado.bsky.social
Semi-Professional Windmill Tilter. Majorana State Apologist.
Can’t talk, concert prep.
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Can’t talk, concert prep.
I’ll SLEEP NEXT LIFE.
He yelled at himself about himself….
He yelled at himself about himself….
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I’ll SLEEP NEXT LIFE.
He yelled at himself about himself….
He yelled at himself about himself….
Totes forgot At The Drive In existed.
Don’t mind if I do
Don’t mind if I do
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Totes forgot At The Drive In existed.
Don’t mind if I do
Don’t mind if I do
If you want a look into my psyche I often will look at my horoscope for the day, take a rigid interpretation, and test it throughout the day.
Often hilarious, but it’s random of course. However, it can feel like a Cramer-esque accuracy for the opposite of the truth sometimes.
Often hilarious, but it’s random of course. However, it can feel like a Cramer-esque accuracy for the opposite of the truth sometimes.
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If you want a look into my psyche I often will look at my horoscope for the day, take a rigid interpretation, and test it throughout the day.
Often hilarious, but it’s random of course. However, it can feel like a Cramer-esque accuracy for the opposite of the truth sometimes.
Often hilarious, but it’s random of course. However, it can feel like a Cramer-esque accuracy for the opposite of the truth sometimes.
::quietly enters Grandioso Apartments on a night raider::
::hears milling about, uses speech wheel and selects “Don’t Shoot”::
::hears a response- but it’s running, above::
::hears a raider I apparently just gave away the position of get absolutely just murder murdered::
::quietly leaves::
::hears milling about, uses speech wheel and selects “Don’t Shoot”::
::hears a response- but it’s running, above::
::hears a raider I apparently just gave away the position of get absolutely just murder murdered::
::quietly leaves::
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
::quietly enters Grandioso Apartments on a night raider::
::hears milling about, uses speech wheel and selects “Don’t Shoot”::
::hears a response- but it’s running, above::
::hears a raider I apparently just gave away the position of get absolutely just murder murdered::
::quietly leaves::
::hears milling about, uses speech wheel and selects “Don’t Shoot”::
::hears a response- but it’s running, above::
::hears a raider I apparently just gave away the position of get absolutely just murder murdered::
::quietly leaves::
Two college buddies live near, we have a group chat on IG. One of them spent the last 20 minutes sending posts that negatively target the name Ryan, which is the other one’s name
Been up since 5 but taking the 6-6:30 slot of his day to pre-troll
This is how you do it. Dedication wins championships
Been up since 5 but taking the 6-6:30 slot of his day to pre-troll
This is how you do it. Dedication wins championships
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Two college buddies live near, we have a group chat on IG. One of them spent the last 20 minutes sending posts that negatively target the name Ryan, which is the other one’s name
Been up since 5 but taking the 6-6:30 slot of his day to pre-troll
This is how you do it. Dedication wins championships
Been up since 5 but taking the 6-6:30 slot of his day to pre-troll
This is how you do it. Dedication wins championships
Aldrich Ames died.
Good.
Good.
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Aldrich Ames died.
Good.
Good.
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This could be a dream job for one of you. bloomberg.avature.net/careers/JobD...
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
This could be a dream job for one of you. bloomberg.avature.net/careers/JobD...
Ok, 2026 is the year we bring back Siouxsie snd the Bashees, right guys!
Guys? Guys, where are you go… hey guys come back!
::puts Cities In Dust on repeat::
Guys? Guys, where are you go… hey guys come back!
::puts Cities In Dust on repeat::
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Ok, 2026 is the year we bring back Siouxsie snd the Bashees, right guys!
Guys? Guys, where are you go… hey guys come back!
::puts Cities In Dust on repeat::
Guys? Guys, where are you go… hey guys come back!
::puts Cities In Dust on repeat::
Can I just say that if you’re going to put a line from a warren zevon song a tshirt “How was I to know, she was with the Russians too?” Is way better than “send lawyers guns and money”
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Can I just say that if you’re going to put a line from a warren zevon song a tshirt “How was I to know, she was with the Russians too?” Is way better than “send lawyers guns and money”
If you don’t think AI’scan lie to you, one just said this to me, and I have literally never been brilliant in my life.
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If you don’t think AI’scan lie to you, one just said this to me, and I have literally never been brilliant in my life.
Trellix is malware just FYI
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Trellix is malware just FYI
Today has big “yeah, actually I *will* contemplate signing up for your bullshit webinar, even that aggressively caustic form of brainrot appears better than real work rn” vibes.
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Today has big “yeah, actually I *will* contemplate signing up for your bullshit webinar, even that aggressively caustic form of brainrot appears better than real work rn” vibes.
Someday the term “ship of Theseus” will be a reference to the wikipedia article and not the boat.
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Someday the term “ship of Theseus” will be a reference to the wikipedia article and not the boat.
If you ever worked with a military unit that is sometimes referred to simply by the color orange, you do not fucking announce it in a reply tweet on Blue Sky.
That’s just not how that works.
That’s just not how that works.
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If you ever worked with a military unit that is sometimes referred to simply by the color orange, you do not fucking announce it in a reply tweet on Blue Sky.
That’s just not how that works.
That’s just not how that works.
My new thing is driving all the way to Costco bc ‘I need gas’ but really just want a hot dawg.
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
My new thing is driving all the way to Costco bc ‘I need gas’ but really just want a hot dawg.
A two time strong man champion died in his sleep of a heart attack at age 40 during a cutting cycle.
In tribute, I will not be going to the gym today. And my diet will not resemble that of someone ‘cutting’
#HeartHealth
In tribute, I will not be going to the gym today. And my diet will not resemble that of someone ‘cutting’
#HeartHealth
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
A two time strong man champion died in his sleep of a heart attack at age 40 during a cutting cycle.
In tribute, I will not be going to the gym today. And my diet will not resemble that of someone ‘cutting’
#HeartHealth
In tribute, I will not be going to the gym today. And my diet will not resemble that of someone ‘cutting’
#HeartHealth
FYI Trellix is a virus just FYI
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
FYI Trellix is a virus just FYI
Remember Noah Kahn?
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Remember Noah Kahn?
So the bassist from Gaslight Anthem can cut hair. Like has some talent.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
So the bassist from Gaslight Anthem can cut hair. Like has some talent.
This week my job description is Economic Analyst Specializing in the maximizing efficiency in processes regarding resource constraint optimization around metal parts, basic mechanical pieces, and more advanced mechanical pieces.
(Few will get this joke).
(Even fewer-er will laugh).
(Few will get this joke).
(Even fewer-er will laugh).
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This week my job description is Economic Analyst Specializing in the maximizing efficiency in processes regarding resource constraint optimization around metal parts, basic mechanical pieces, and more advanced mechanical pieces.
(Few will get this joke).
(Even fewer-er will laugh).
(Few will get this joke).
(Even fewer-er will laugh).
Look, I’m not onboard for the whole Let’s Revisit The Perspective We Look At George W. With hot takes that crop up from time to time in the Trump era.
But homie is absolutely no where near this super fun Epstein stuff.
But homie is absolutely no where near this super fun Epstein stuff.
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Look, I’m not onboard for the whole Let’s Revisit The Perspective We Look At George W. With hot takes that crop up from time to time in the Trump era.
But homie is absolutely no where near this super fun Epstein stuff.
But homie is absolutely no where near this super fun Epstein stuff.
FYI this is the best Christmas Song. No contest tbh.
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
FYI this is the best Christmas Song. No contest tbh.
If you are being pitched, formally or otherwise, on an AI product and their pitch revolves around “we do multi-agent with langchain/langgraph” you’re potentially considering a product 6 months behind a very steep curve.
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you are being pitched, formally or otherwise, on an AI product and their pitch revolves around “we do multi-agent with langchain/langgraph” you’re potentially considering a product 6 months behind a very steep curve.
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![Kori: I think that's right. *I'm a real fan of the ethicist Pauline Shanks Kaurin.* [emphasis mine; shout out @queenoftinair.bsky.social!] She grapples with the problem of the unprincipled principal, which is where I think we are. In the American system the military is directly and unquestionably subordinate to civilian control, that is built on the presumption that orders will be legal.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l2x3nn7edvmirt4od4iuvhb7/bafkreie5tdpj63ypu6gipbbnw6oqm2vd63ewfis7xgniqn7btsm5gzbvwa@jpeg)