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Sweet Uncle Bort
@unclebort.bsky.social
🤼 🇨🇦 🦸‍♂️ 🎮 📺

Wrestle Daddy, Comic Book Optimist, Master of soup, stews, & chowders. General Lieutenant Nerdery.

Atlantic Canadian, Father of 2, ADHD, Curmudgeonly.
Earlier this year I made a post on Reddit about TK seeing alot in Fletcher, that in a few months time he would be having a massive breakout. Top minds of r/squaredcircle told me I was an idiot, sure TK had him on TV losing bangers, but TK doesn't plan ahead and the wins mean nothing.

Apologies plz.
December 8, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Don't Look Back in Anger - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 2:41 AM
YouTube auto plays at work and I get this BS.

NO @wrestletalk.bsky.social

ITS HANGER. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. ALWAYS WILL BE.

(tbf they do say Swerve is just exuding that main character energy and AEW should build around Hanger, Swerve, and Ospreay as the main event characters. Which yeah.

BUT HANGER
December 5, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Its your weekly reminder that everyone who covers wrestling for a living has become quite poor at their jobs.
December 5, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Can we officially ban AEW from doing heel kicking balls behind unsuspecting ref spots for the next five years of their existence?

Gone to that well far too often.

Match still slapped though.

#AEW 🤼
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Now that is what I call a main event.

That match got me going.

#AEW 🤼
December 5, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Hi I'm back. Swerve Squashed Squad?
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
My 3yo started shrieking to that dirty finish.

This lil boy needs bed.

See y'all in a bit.

#AEW 🤼
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Like, I dont want to raise my kids to be wrestlers, but they just get it.

#SheltonFamily #AEW 🤼
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Yeah my son has quickly developed a hate for Kyle. This boy gets it.

🤼
December 5, 2024 at 1:14 AM
My 3yo is relentlessly chopping me and frog.splashing me.

Sleep doesn't look close.

Ready for this Iron Man match.

#AEW 🤼
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
He told me no, don't boo. Kyle is cool.

So we cheering for fun.
December 5, 2024 at 1:05 AM
My 3yo is standing and clapping his hands above his head and saying "wow" over and over to Shelton.

#AEW 🤼
December 5, 2024 at 1:04 AM
My 3 year old won't sleep. Welcome to toddler reacting to Dynamite.

#AEW 🤼
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Off work and covered in the rangus of 100 lobsters.

Time to catch up on some wrestling while my cats lick me clean.

🤼
December 1, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by Sweet Uncle Bort
So many people in wrestling have an inferiority complex. Their highest aspiration is to be a bad movie rather than good wrestling.
“Our Wiseman will owe me a favor.”

~ CM Punk to Roman Reigns

#SmackDown
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 PM
November 30, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I feel like all the idiots who can't feel anything unless they are "triggering libs" seem to be alot more active on Reddit since they've been shunned out of this place.

Have seen alot more hostile and bad faith arguments starting over the dumbest shit.

Not enjoying it.
November 29, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Just discovered Wikipedia Racing and I think I would be dumb good at it.
November 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
People who have been able to turn wrestling Podcasting or Content Creation into a full time gig are so fucking jaded for the most part.

Like I feel like there is a point where you get so overwhelmed by information and knowledge that you can process it correctly and just come off as a dumb ass.

Idk
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Sweet Uncle Bort
Colten and Austin out collecting the dragon balls as we speak.
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Babe, wake up, new terrible upcoming Frank Miller covers just dropped:

IDK why there's a market for these. Frank should retire.
November 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Swerve is going to literally murder Max on live TV and become the biggest baby face is the company for it.

#AEW 🤼
November 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Excuse my phrasing but Mark Briscoe gives the best facials.

#AEW 🤼
November 28, 2024 at 1:25 AM
November 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM