Unc Detector
@uncdetector.bsky.social
my favorite thing about Spotify wrapped is that I get older but they stay the same listening age
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
my favorite thing about Spotify wrapped is that I get older but they stay the same listening age
Can you and 3 of your closest friends finish this tray of McDonalds for $750,000? 🤯 The catch? You only have 45 minutes. 😳 tag your squad if you think your up for the challenge🧐🔥
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Can you and 3 of your closest friends finish this tray of McDonalds for $750,000? 🤯 The catch? You only have 45 minutes. 😳 tag your squad if you think your up for the challenge🧐🔥
they gotta reverse the new years countdown so instead of counting down it counts up. the hilarity when they go from 6 to 7 will be top tier 😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
they gotta reverse the new years countdown so instead of counting down it counts up. the hilarity when they go from 6 to 7 will be top tier 😂😂
ketchup doesn't exist. What are you putting on these fries? 😳🤔🤤
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ketchup doesn't exist. What are you putting on these fries? 😳🤔🤤
What's the lore behind your profile picture? ‼️😳🤫
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What's the lore behind your profile picture? ‼️😳🤫
This 97-year old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old Fashioned way! 😳
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This 97-year old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old Fashioned way! 😳
My favorite Halloween candy is the fiber supplement gummy I take every morning. #notunc #justcareaboutmypoops
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My favorite Halloween candy is the fiber supplement gummy I take every morning. #notunc #justcareaboutmypoops
my wife left me.
my horny ass could NOT be an OBGYN! Cause I’d be “Ogling Baddies Gyatts, Ya (k)Now?”
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
my wife left me.
my horny ass could NOT be an OBGYN! Cause I’d be “Ogling Baddies Gyatts, Ya (k)Now?”
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
my horny ass could NOT be an OBGYN! Cause I’d be “Ogling Baddies Gyatts, Ya (k)Now?”
Look at Unc trying to earnestly talk me off the edge instead of engaging in irony 🤣🤣🤣
Damn, that’s an astute observation U.D. That’s the type of thing we’d all miss out on if you were gone.
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Look at Unc trying to earnestly talk me off the edge instead of engaging in irony 🤣🤣🤣
Society went off the deep end the day we normalized selling beer in 15-packs. Beverages are not meant to be sold in odd-numbered quantities. Ever since then I’ve just been waiting until I muster up the courage to finally kill myself.
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Society went off the deep end the day we normalized selling beer in 15-packs. Beverages are not meant to be sold in odd-numbered quantities. Ever since then I’ve just been waiting until I muster up the courage to finally kill myself.
Among us, pretty dope! Nothing wrong with playing it in 2025.
SIKE!!!
SIKE!!!
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Among us, pretty dope! Nothing wrong with playing it in 2025.
SIKE!!!
SIKE!!!
bro is referencing a cable television program 🤣 gtfo with ur “good heavens the satellite connection appears to be having a problem” ass 👴
“Hello, Sharks.” I take out 3 dead pigeons from my trench coat and devour them whole, one-by-one. “So, can I expect a $1 million investment at 5% stake?”
October 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
bro is referencing a cable television program 🤣 gtfo with ur “good heavens the satellite connection appears to be having a problem” ass 👴
great, now everybody’s cashing in on the joke I invented. guess I’ll just kill myself since there’s no point in me being around anymore
Unc losing his memory🤣
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
great, now everybody’s cashing in on the joke I invented. guess I’ll just kill myself since there’s no point in me being around anymore
I intimidate white women on the bus late at night
October 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I intimidate white women on the bus late at night
lotta concave motherfuckers tryna give me advice about a convex world.
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
lotta concave motherfuckers tryna give me advice about a convex world.
I wasn’t jacking off bro I was just cummaxxing.
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I wasn’t jacking off bro I was just cummaxxing.
I’ve been trying to expose this dude as an Unc for a while now, but damn if this isn’t one of the best posts I’ve seen in ages. Pure class.
To the tune of the Dropkick Murphy’s ‘I’m Shipping up to Boston’:
“I’m picking up my dry clean-ing”
“I’m picking up my dry clean-ing”
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’ve been trying to expose this dude as an Unc for a while now, but damn if this isn’t one of the best posts I’ve seen in ages. Pure class.
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
ALERT! 🚨 ALERT! 🚨
UNC DETECTED! 👴
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
ALERT! 🚨 ALERT! 🚨
UNC DETECTED! 👴
Don’t like when people impersonate bots. I’ve had it with fake people in my life.
October 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
ALERT! 🚨 ALERT! 🚨
UNC DETECTED! 👴
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
ALERT! 🚨 ALERT! 🚨
UNC DETECTED! 👴
Unc’s just hearing about North Carolina now? Bros so old I can’t wait to blow his mind when he finds out slavery ended.
Just heard about “North” Carolina…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
September 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Unc’s just hearing about North Carolina now? Bros so old I can’t wait to blow his mind when he finds out slavery ended.
While pussies like this are calling me washed I’m literally omw to probably get my toes sucked by a baddie from Tinder 🤣 who’s washed now bitch?
Unc Detector these days
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
While pussies like this are calling me washed I’m literally omw to probably get my toes sucked by a baddie from Tinder 🤣 who’s washed now bitch?
I used to think George W.
Bush was the biggest Unc on the planet but these days I wish he was the president instead of the Cheeto in Chief
Bush was the biggest Unc on the planet but these days I wish he was the president instead of the Cheeto in Chief
September 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I used to think George W.
Bush was the biggest Unc on the planet but these days I wish he was the president instead of the Cheeto in Chief
Bush was the biggest Unc on the planet but these days I wish he was the president instead of the Cheeto in Chief
Wasted my time talking to a bitch on hinge, and then when we finally met up she flipped her shit on me for saying ‘retard’ even though my profile CLEARLY says “if you don’t fuck with dark humor than swipe left loser”. Another pussyless night for Unc Detector.
September 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wasted my time talking to a bitch on hinge, and then when we finally met up she flipped her shit on me for saying ‘retard’ even though my profile CLEARLY says “if you don’t fuck with dark humor than swipe left loser”. Another pussyless night for Unc Detector.
we need another pandemic. worse than covid this time.
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
we need another pandemic. worse than covid this time.
sometimes it feels like nobody would fucking care at all if i died tomorrow
September 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
sometimes it feels like nobody would fucking care at all if i died tomorrow