“the hustler”.
@theofficefan27.bsky.social
when “the hustler” speaks, you best be listening.
- my catchphrase
- my catchphrase
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my favorite thing about Spotify wrapped is that I get older but they stay the same listening age
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
my favorite thing about Spotify wrapped is that I get older but they stay the same listening age
did Unc Detector get hacked? or sell his account? This app has completely fallen off. Unc Detector used to be the funniest mf on here and it sucks to see this...
This 97-year old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old Fashioned way! 😳
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
did Unc Detector get hacked? or sell his account? This app has completely fallen off. Unc Detector used to be the funniest mf on here and it sucks to see this...
A colon does feel like an uppercase semicolon. The powers that be got that one right when designing the keyboard.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A colon does feel like an uppercase semicolon. The powers that be got that one right when designing the keyboard.
the tough part about learning history is when you discover somebody who you just know you would have been boys with in another life. I feel it in my bones that Emperor Hirohito would've been my slime fr 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the tough part about learning history is when you discover somebody who you just know you would have been boys with in another life. I feel it in my bones that Emperor Hirohito would've been my slime fr 🥹
breaks my heart knowing that Oppenheimer built the best bomb of all time but died thinking of himself as a failure 😞. We gotta lift people up and celebrate them while there still here.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
breaks my heart knowing that Oppenheimer built the best bomb of all time but died thinking of himself as a failure 😞. We gotta lift people up and celebrate them while there still here.
Used to be a huge Milkman fan but this just ain’t it. I’m confused as to whether or not the parents of the duckling are ducks or humans, and feel like he could have pushed the setup even harder for maximum whiplash. My goat is washed…🥺😭
Me, a veterinarian and coincidentally very speciesist, to the parents of the duckling that was caught in a forest fire: “Your goose is cooked.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Used to be a huge Milkman fan but this just ain’t it. I’m confused as to whether or not the parents of the duckling are ducks or humans, and feel like he could have pushed the setup even harder for maximum whiplash. My goat is washed…🥺😭
Going to sleep sucks because it means I can’t read anymore posts today 😞. But the sooner I fall asleep, the sooner I can start reading posts tomorrow 😈
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Going to sleep sucks because it means I can’t read anymore posts today 😞. But the sooner I fall asleep, the sooner I can start reading posts tomorrow 😈
If your social circle is just now starting to make “6-7” jokes, it’s time to start cutting people out of your life. I’ve removed several friends from the rotation and never felt better. When the next viral meme opportunity comes around, I’m sure as hell not gonna be sitting on the sideline again.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If your social circle is just now starting to make “6-7” jokes, it’s time to start cutting people out of your life. I’ve removed several friends from the rotation and never felt better. When the next viral meme opportunity comes around, I’m sure as hell not gonna be sitting on the sideline again.
I'm a slut for coconut. Sue me.
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm a slut for coconut. Sue me.
drives me fucking CRAZY that they don't sell dark chocolate Almond Joys. Just because I prefer the bitterness of a Mounds bar doesn't mean I have to sacrifice the joy of biting into a deliciously crisp almond!!!
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
drives me fucking CRAZY that they don't sell dark chocolate Almond Joys. Just because I prefer the bitterness of a Mounds bar doesn't mean I have to sacrifice the joy of biting into a deliciously crisp almond!!!
The fact that Almond Joy is now my favorite candy is unfortunately damning evidence to support the Unc allegations which have been unjustly brought against me.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The fact that Almond Joy is now my favorite candy is unfortunately damning evidence to support the Unc allegations which have been unjustly brought against me.
Young Sheldon is crazy because it’s like “damn, this crazy little kid is gonna grow up to be the Sheldon we know and love from TBBT (The Big Bang Theory).”
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Young Sheldon is crazy because it’s like “damn, this crazy little kid is gonna grow up to be the Sheldon we know and love from TBBT (The Big Bang Theory).”
Yeah, I was with your girl last night. We were both in admin, doing tasks. Actually, it’s kinda sus that we never saw you…
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yeah, I was with your girl last night. We were both in admin, doing tasks. Actually, it’s kinda sus that we never saw you…
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Gardening tips for white boys with swag and a little bit of motion
Crocheting advice for white boys who got that shit on and have motion
How to get started birdwatching as a white boy who’s allowed to feel himself
Candle-making for soulful white boys dripping with swag
Beekeeping 101 as white boy wi
Crocheting advice for white boys who got that shit on and have motion
How to get started birdwatching as a white boy who’s allowed to feel himself
Candle-making for soulful white boys dripping with swag
Beekeeping 101 as white boy wi
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gardening tips for white boys with swag and a little bit of motion
Crocheting advice for white boys who got that shit on and have motion
How to get started birdwatching as a white boy who’s allowed to feel himself
Candle-making for soulful white boys dripping with swag
Beekeeping 101 as white boy wi
Crocheting advice for white boys who got that shit on and have motion
How to get started birdwatching as a white boy who’s allowed to feel himself
Candle-making for soulful white boys dripping with swag
Beekeeping 101 as white boy wi
Hearing some potentially serious allegations that Haliey “Hawk Tuah” Welch was involved in a cryptocurrency related financial scam. Rest assured, I will get to the bottom of this matter and exonerate Ms. Welch in both the eyes of the law and the court of public opinion!
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hearing some potentially serious allegations that Haliey “Hawk Tuah” Welch was involved in a cryptocurrency related financial scam. Rest assured, I will get to the bottom of this matter and exonerate Ms. Welch in both the eyes of the law and the court of public opinion!
I don’t forgive but I do forget
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I don’t forgive but I do forget
Love it when a toaster has a bagel setting. I know I’m in good hands.
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Love it when a toaster has a bagel setting. I know I’m in good hands.
If bluesky added fleets it would make a billion dollars so fast
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If bluesky added fleets it would make a billion dollars so fast
Someday this Unc-off is gonna end.
October 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Someday this Unc-off is gonna end.
To the tune of the Dropkick Murphy’s ‘I’m Shipping up to Boston’:
“I’m picking up my dry clean-ing”
“I’m picking up my dry clean-ing”
October 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
To the tune of the Dropkick Murphy’s ‘I’m Shipping up to Boston’:
“I’m picking up my dry clean-ing”
“I’m picking up my dry clean-ing”
Unc Detector these days
September 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Unc Detector these days
Unc Detector used to be one of my favorite accounts (the Uncler nickname he came up with is probably the funniest thing ever posted on this app) but lately he’s been starting to show his true colors and he kinda sucks?
Wasted my time talking to a bitch on hinge, and then when we finally met up she flipped her shit on me for saying ‘retard’ even though my profile CLEARLY says “if you don’t fuck with dark humor than swipe left loser”. Another pussyless night for Unc Detector.
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Unc Detector used to be one of my favorite accounts (the Uncler nickname he came up with is probably the funniest thing ever posted on this app) but lately he’s been starting to show his true colors and he kinda sucks?
It sucks that the smash mouth guy died.
September 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It sucks that the smash mouth guy died.
This type of toxic bullying is exactly the reason I left Elon’s wasteland formerly known as Tw*tter. Really disappointing to see my friend get attacked over such an innocuous, boring, and pointless post.
This is not okay.
This is not okay.
Unc Detected!🚨Unc Detected!🚨Look at this old ass loser!🚨Unc Detected!🚨Unc Detected!
Just yawned and a muscle in my lower jaw cramped up, I think it’s over for me.
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This type of toxic bullying is exactly the reason I left Elon’s wasteland formerly known as Tw*tter. Really disappointing to see my friend get attacked over such an innocuous, boring, and pointless post.
This is not okay.
This is not okay.