Craig Jensen
@unbreakable1.bsky.social
Arizona guy from California
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found my Wizard tokens for my upcoming Kuja deck. 🤭
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
found my Wizard tokens for my upcoming Kuja deck. 🤭
🎶
I wanna push you around
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna push you down
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna take you for granted
Well, I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, I will, I will
🎶
His job is goad.
moxfield.com/decks/T2IX_7...
I wanna push you around
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna push you down
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna take you for granted
Well, I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, I will, I will
🎶
His job is goad.
moxfield.com/decks/T2IX_7...
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Had a shower thought that Magic should have its own Kuriboh, but then realized that it kind of does
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Had a shower thought that Magic should have its own Kuriboh, but then realized that it kind of does
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November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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dear RPG developers: please stop making every character noisy as shit during battle. I'm trying to set up a hold up, I do not need to hear that Joker is looking cool every single time he hits a weakness. We know Shulk is feeling it. Please spare my ears.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
dear RPG developers: please stop making every character noisy as shit during battle. I'm trying to set up a hold up, I do not need to hear that Joker is looking cool every single time he hits a weakness. We know Shulk is feeling it. Please spare my ears.
American football is dumb. That's the tweet
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
American football is dumb. That's the tweet
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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I got those Guile french fries from McDonald's.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I got those Guile french fries from McDonald's.
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Woolie Boss Battle (Castle Super Beast 342 w/ Edmund McMillen) @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Woolie Boss Battle (Castle Super Beast 342 w/ Edmund McMillen) @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
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Tatarus job stone just being straight cash really sells how great this is
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tatarus job stone just being straight cash really sells how great this is
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He hates this, but he was a good sport 🥺🦇🖤
October 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He hates this, but he was a good sport 🥺🦇🖤
I only use modern because it's easier to play on pad. I personally feel it kinda turns them into anime fighters, kinda. But I'm also just bad
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I only use modern because it's easier to play on pad. I personally feel it kinda turns them into anime fighters, kinda. But I'm also just bad
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CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
A little spot that I rode to the other weekend.
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A little spot that I rode to the other weekend.
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So either Dan Avidan or Ninja Brian is a huge Phil Collins mark. I don't think anyone else noticed that they covered either a Phil song or a Genesis song on every cover album.
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So either Dan Avidan or Ninja Brian is a huge Phil Collins mark. I don't think anyone else noticed that they covered either a Phil song or a Genesis song on every cover album.
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Big thanks to @quietviking.bsky.social for another amazing Intro! Don't miss today's Blind Leading the Blind! ITS TODAY IN LIKE AN HOUR twitch.tv/patstaresat
September 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Big thanks to @quietviking.bsky.social for another amazing Intro! Don't miss today's Blind Leading the Blind! ITS TODAY IN LIKE AN HOUR twitch.tv/patstaresat
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Silksong better make people cum when they play it.
September 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Silksong better make people cum when they play it.
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Sphene’s grimoire is called "Melodies of Life" (FFIX theme) and the pages shown when she's in her battle stance look like parts of the song’s sheet music. 😭
August 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sphene’s grimoire is called "Melodies of Life" (FFIX theme) and the pages shown when she's in her battle stance look like parts of the song’s sheet music. 😭
I feel this every day, but I'm feeling extra lonely
August 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I feel this every day, but I'm feeling extra lonely
I don't have friends of my own....
August 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don't have friends of my own....