Unassuming Me
@unassumingme.bsky.social
Ballbusting enthusiast, general horniness.
@acab4cutie.top Thinking of you in this season of loud Leos
August 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
@acab4cutie.top Thinking of you in this season of loud Leos
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The Spaceballs Argument for Unconditional Basic Income (UBI) www.scottsantens.com/the-spacebal...
The Spaceballs Argument for Unconditional Basic Income (UBI)
There is an argument frequently made against the concept of unconditional basic income (UBI) that essentially goes like this: "Life requires work. You can't just expect to live without work, and it's ...
www.scottsantens.com
October 28, 2023 at 9:53 PM
The Spaceballs Argument for Unconditional Basic Income (UBI) www.scottsantens.com/the-spacebal...
What the fuck? I only made this account to follow cute lesbians and bosomy stoners!
May 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
What the fuck? I only made this account to follow cute lesbians and bosomy stoners!
This one's too long to transcribe.
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This one's too long to transcribe.
"There is no word in the English language that means 'a hit or kick to the groin.' For the sake of this conversation, I'll coin a word for it. 'Thwop' is good. It sounds like a good solid hit to soft tissue, and it's a terrific opportunity to use onomatopoeia in real life."
- Ellen Snortland
- Ellen Snortland
April 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"There is no word in the English language that means 'a hit or kick to the groin.' For the sake of this conversation, I'll coin a word for it. 'Thwop' is good. It sounds like a good solid hit to soft tissue, and it's a terrific opportunity to use onomatopoeia in real life."
- Ellen Snortland
- Ellen Snortland
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one of the most incredible interactions i’ve ever witnessed online
April 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
one of the most incredible interactions i’ve ever witnessed online
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chin up buttercup
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
chin up buttercup
My dick currently has an 8.33 average rating.
March 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My dick currently has an 8.33 average rating.
This remains the greatest achievement of social media, as a technology.
happy 40th(!) birthday to my favoritest person to ever exist ✨ you being born is the best thing to ever happen to me. thanks for loving me back and thank you bluesky for bringing us together 💘
March 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This remains the greatest achievement of social media, as a technology.
I just want to be kicked in the nuts by a bisexual academic, is that too much to ask?
March 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I just want to be kicked in the nuts by a bisexual academic, is that too much to ask?
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OMG, apparently we're doing "replace one word from Lord of the Rings with 'boobs' and make it awesome" today. And it's glorious.
Of course, @gailsimone.bsky.social has already won but, I guess I'll add: "What can men do against such reckless boobs?"
Of course, @gailsimone.bsky.social has already won but, I guess I'll add: "What can men do against such reckless boobs?"
"FLY, you boobs!"
When in doubt, go with boobs. I‘m pretty sure Gandalf said that in LotR
March 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
OMG, apparently we're doing "replace one word from Lord of the Rings with 'boobs' and make it awesome" today. And it's glorious.
Of course, @gailsimone.bsky.social has already won but, I guess I'll add: "What can men do against such reckless boobs?"
Of course, @gailsimone.bsky.social has already won but, I guess I'll add: "What can men do against such reckless boobs?"
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sometimes accidental pictures are the best
April 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
sometimes accidental pictures are the best
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A Somerville, MA resident sends along this image of all the people who turned out for an emergency rally today for Romeysa Ozturk, the Tufts University PhD international student who was essentially abducted by ICE yesterday.
Thousands came "on six hours' notice."
Thousands came "on six hours' notice."
March 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A Somerville, MA resident sends along this image of all the people who turned out for an emergency rally today for Romeysa Ozturk, the Tufts University PhD international student who was essentially abducted by ICE yesterday.
Thousands came "on six hours' notice."
Thousands came "on six hours' notice."
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anyone else delighted by messy hair first thing after waking?
happy tuesday y’all, it’s my wish that you all find a source of delight in your day today 💙✨.
happy tuesday y’all, it’s my wish that you all find a source of delight in your day today 💙✨.
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
anyone else delighted by messy hair first thing after waking?
happy tuesday y’all, it’s my wish that you all find a source of delight in your day today 💙✨.
happy tuesday y’all, it’s my wish that you all find a source of delight in your day today 💙✨.
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Use my ass as leverage for your sniper rifle in the coming end times?
March 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Use my ass as leverage for your sniper rifle in the coming end times?
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couldn’t decide 📖
March 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
couldn’t decide 📖
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this could be us but you haven’t subbed to my onlyfans or patreon yet ❤️
March 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
this could be us but you haven’t subbed to my onlyfans or patreon yet ❤️
good evening specifically to women with nice tits
February 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
good evening specifically to women with nice tits
The duality of ( . Y . )
i wish i had tiny ( . Y . ) for wearing clothes and my natural ( . Y . ) when i am naked
January 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The duality of ( . Y . )
tfw the deep state gives you massive mommy milkers
Teen’s breasts grew to triple G-cup size following COVID vaccination: ‘Concerns not adequately addressed’
The woman started experiencing the rapid growth one week after getting vaccinated in September 2022 — and it worsened after her second dose, according to the case report.
nypost.com
January 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
tfw the deep state gives you massive mommy milkers
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The guy whose dick I just nailed to a board says more of you should let me do this
January 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The guy whose dick I just nailed to a board says more of you should let me do this