Black Friday discounts should be at least 40% off. Miss me with that 10-20% shit
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Black Friday discounts should be at least 40% off. Miss me with that 10-20% shit
I’d love to use ‘swipe to text’ but I don’t know how to spell the word
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’d love to use ‘swipe to text’ but I don’t know how to spell the word
I am a petite bourgeoisie (I’m little and I like expensive things)
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am a petite bourgeoisie (I’m little and I like expensive things)
“Time to roll over - Cajun style!”
If you have not won an election in a year that starts with a 2, I beg of you: Shut the fuck up.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Time to roll over - Cajun style!”
I need Pitchfork to do an article like “here are the top 5 under-the-radar bands making your favorite pharmaceutical commercial songs!”
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I need Pitchfork to do an article like “here are the top 5 under-the-radar bands making your favorite pharmaceutical commercial songs!”
recipes are just spells for food
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
recipes are just spells for food
Everyone getting Barilla for Christmas this year
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everyone getting Barilla for Christmas this year
I was suspended for telling Mitch Connell to pull his head into his turtle shell and die and I don’t see how that’s a threat seeing as he is already a virtually dead turtle anyways.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I was suspended for telling Mitch Connell to pull his head into his turtle shell and die and I don’t see how that’s a threat seeing as he is already a virtually dead turtle anyways.
Reposted by Uh-Oh Oro
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
Fuck republicans and also fuck democrats equally
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fuck republicans and also fuck democrats equally
the american urge to lean against something
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the american urge to lean against something
may god grant me the strength of one of them little skinny girls in the mini dress on a super cold night
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
may god grant me the strength of one of them little skinny girls in the mini dress on a super cold night
The only reason any of you lezbos in NYC have a gf is so she can carry your bags, like I’m doing now
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The only reason any of you lezbos in NYC have a gf is so she can carry your bags, like I’m doing now
Reposted by Uh-Oh Oro
ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy
No fr tho why do you have Louis Vuitton sneakers 😐
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
No fr tho why do you have Louis Vuitton sneakers 😐
WHERE ARE MY NYC RATS AT?? I ain’t seen a single subway rat since I been back
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
WHERE ARE MY NYC RATS AT?? I ain’t seen a single subway rat since I been back
Reposted by Uh-Oh Oro
Friendly reminder not to skip out on jury duty during a fascist regime. Your comrades depend on you acquitting them for petty charges.
Hell yes, Sean Dunn also known as the “Sandwich Guy” who was being prosecuted by the MAGA regime for throwing his Subway sandwich at a Gestapo agent was found NOT GUILTY by a jury today and celebrated his acquittal on the courthouse steps. Love it. Fuck fascists.
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Friendly reminder not to skip out on jury duty during a fascist regime. Your comrades depend on you acquitting them for petty charges.
Life in the USA may be tough, but it’s made us so much more savage at roasting the British online
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Life in the USA may be tough, but it’s made us so much more savage at roasting the British online
They were right about NYC going to hell after a Mamdani win cuz the lady next to me really be eating pizza with a fork and knife.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
They were right about NYC going to hell after a Mamdani win cuz the lady next to me really be eating pizza with a fork and knife.
I’m starting to think no one in NYC dresses like carrie bradshaw
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m starting to think no one in NYC dresses like carrie bradshaw
Love NYC cuz you can always get some 70yr old banker to cover your bill
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Love NYC cuz you can always get some 70yr old banker to cover your bill
a sandwich place named after the grossest place you’ve ever been. welcome to subway
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
a sandwich place named after the grossest place you’ve ever been. welcome to subway