Alyssa
@uhlyssuh.bsky.social
Cats. Plants. Doc Martens. Thrifting. Vidja games.🌻
I've gone over my allowed skeets for the year. But now that I've gotten that off of my B-cups...
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I've gone over my allowed skeets for the year. But now that I've gotten that off of my B-cups...
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
Kinda like the most recent one where I was called a man because I choose not to have kids and that I don't know 'real pain' because I've never experienced child birth.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Kinda like the most recent one where I was called a man because I choose not to have kids and that I don't know 'real pain' because I've never experienced child birth.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
I witnessed a Black woman on threads gushing about some vanilla beans that her neighbor gave her and OF COURSE some white woman had to come call her a liar because she used a stock photo rather than a photo of the vanilla beans in her house.
Because HEAVEN FORBID we have something nice.
Because HEAVEN FORBID we have something nice.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I witnessed a Black woman on threads gushing about some vanilla beans that her neighbor gave her and OF COURSE some white woman had to come call her a liar because she used a stock photo rather than a photo of the vanilla beans in her house.
Because HEAVEN FORBID we have something nice.
Because HEAVEN FORBID we have something nice.
It's 'leave Black women alone' until you want them to do emotional labor and when they don't it's 'she's so mean. she's so angry. she's RUDE!'
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's 'leave Black women alone' until you want them to do emotional labor and when they don't it's 'she's so mean. she's so angry. she's RUDE!'
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
My work laptop is on the fritz so how y'all doin. Me? Busy. Ilu. Bye.
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My work laptop is on the fritz so how y'all doin. Me? Busy. Ilu. Bye.
My new stationary obsession is collecting fountain pens. Thank you for your time.
September 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My new stationary obsession is collecting fountain pens. Thank you for your time.
Monday through Wednesday = ITS TOO DAMN HOT :( :( :(
Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)
Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)
August 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Monday through Wednesday = ITS TOO DAMN HOT :( :( :(
Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)
Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)
Portland has a pothole issue and the people are frustrated with it to the point that a street artist had been painting them into dicks.
When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.
When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Portland has a pothole issue and the people are frustrated with it to the point that a street artist had been painting them into dicks.
When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.
When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.
Throwing rocks, hiding your hands and being diabolically disgusting towards people because you're not getting the attention you want is weirdo bitch behaviour.
July 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Throwing rocks, hiding your hands and being diabolically disgusting towards people because you're not getting the attention you want is weirdo bitch behaviour.
Found a comedy/quirky show on Netflix that I can stomach without hating every character and Lena Dunham is in the credits.
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July 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Found a comedy/quirky show on Netflix that I can stomach without hating every character and Lena Dunham is in the credits.
Today in just PDX things, I traded 2 jars of homemade pasta sauce for 4lbs of worm shit.
July 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Today in just PDX things, I traded 2 jars of homemade pasta sauce for 4lbs of worm shit.
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🎶 Whole lotta people playing victim and villain at the same timeEeEEeeEeEe 🎵
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July 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🎶 Whole lotta people playing victim and villain at the same timeEeEEeeEeEe 🎵
The art of not putting everything online for consumption by strangers.
Study it.
Study it.
July 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The art of not putting everything online for consumption by strangers.
Study it.
Study it.
Costco has Rainier cherries and yes, I bought two 2 pound boxes of them.
July 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Costco has Rainier cherries and yes, I bought two 2 pound boxes of them.
Guys, everyone deserves human rights. Yes, even folks in non-blue states and immigrants too.
June 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Guys, everyone deserves human rights. Yes, even folks in non-blue states and immigrants too.
HEARTEMOJI TIMES INFINITY.
June 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
HEARTEMOJI TIMES INFINITY.
I am v. proud of myself.
June 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I am v. proud of myself.
LOOK AT MY HONEY BO BEAR.
June 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
LOOK AT MY HONEY BO BEAR.
Had my onboarding meeting for the new jerb earlier today. Just waiting on the rest of my equipment get it set up and squared away and I'll begin meeting the team and doing some training tomorrow.
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June 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Had my onboarding meeting for the new jerb earlier today. Just waiting on the rest of my equipment get it set up and squared away and I'll begin meeting the team and doing some training tomorrow.
My Mom and I were talking about drag queens and kings and having a laugh about the group that went to the Kennedy Center and then I had a record scratch moment when she's like 'I don't agree with trans women racing women. they're much stronger than biological women'
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June 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My Mom and I were talking about drag queens and kings and having a laugh about the group that went to the Kennedy Center and then I had a record scratch moment when she's like 'I don't agree with trans women racing women. they're much stronger than biological women'
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Also, apropos of nothing in particular, if anyone tries to tell you that the protests in LA are a distraction from the budget bill, kindly remind them that the bill will MASSIVELY expand ICE’s budget, so the two things are very much related.
June 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Also, apropos of nothing in particular, if anyone tries to tell you that the protests in LA are a distraction from the budget bill, kindly remind them that the bill will MASSIVELY expand ICE’s budget, so the two things are very much related.
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Also AI is theft, Epstein was murdered to protect other pederasts, Kendrick won, weed is a legitimate medicine, gambling is a scam, trans people are people, none should hunger, clean water is a human right, bears are a sacred species connected to our very existence,& keep gay marriage legal forever.
June 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Also AI is theft, Epstein was murdered to protect other pederasts, Kendrick won, weed is a legitimate medicine, gambling is a scam, trans people are people, none should hunger, clean water is a human right, bears are a sacred species connected to our very existence,& keep gay marriage legal forever.