Alyssa
@uhlyssuh.bsky.social
Cats. Plants. Doc Martens. Thrifting. Vidja games.🌻
I've gone over my allowed skeets for the year. But now that I've gotten that off of my B-cups...
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I've gone over my allowed skeets for the year. But now that I've gotten that off of my B-cups...
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
Anywho, have the life you deserve ✨You definitely should pursue therapy.
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Anywho, have the life you deserve ✨You definitely should pursue therapy.
And crazy that you have a ton of smoke for me on TikTok and social media and threaten to 'tell all of my secrets' but what secrets are they? Tell the class.
Because the only thing that I'm embarrassed about is trusting that you changed.
Because the only thing that I'm embarrassed about is trusting that you changed.
October 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
And crazy that you have a ton of smoke for me on TikTok and social media and threaten to 'tell all of my secrets' but what secrets are they? Tell the class.
Because the only thing that I'm embarrassed about is trusting that you changed.
Because the only thing that I'm embarrassed about is trusting that you changed.
Also calling a Black woman a 'man' because they don't meet your standards of 'being a woman' is misogynoir.
Yeah, I saw it. Recorded it in case you try to deny it because you couldn't stand on 10 and deleted it.
Yeah, I saw it. Recorded it in case you try to deny it because you couldn't stand on 10 and deleted it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Also calling a Black woman a 'man' because they don't meet your standards of 'being a woman' is misogynoir.
Yeah, I saw it. Recorded it in case you try to deny it because you couldn't stand on 10 and deleted it.
Yeah, I saw it. Recorded it in case you try to deny it because you couldn't stand on 10 and deleted it.
Kinda like the most recent one where I was called a man because I choose not to have kids and that I don't know 'real pain' because I've never experienced child birth.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Kinda like the most recent one where I was called a man because I choose not to have kids and that I don't know 'real pain' because I've never experienced child birth.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
It's 'leave Black women alone' until you want them to do emotional labor and when they don't it's 'she's so mean. she's so angry. she's RUDE!'
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's 'leave Black women alone' until you want them to do emotional labor and when they don't it's 'she's so mean. she's so angry. she's RUDE!'
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
My work laptop is on the fritz so how y'all doin. Me? Busy. Ilu. Bye.
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My work laptop is on the fritz so how y'all doin. Me? Busy. Ilu. Bye.
HEARTEMOJI TIMES INFINITY.
June 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
HEARTEMOJI TIMES INFINITY.
LOOK AT MY HONEY BO BEAR.
June 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
LOOK AT MY HONEY BO BEAR.
I got off of the phone with her, and immediately sent her reading material, because nah, Ma.
I will say, we've disagreed about a LOT of things, but when presented with facts she ALWAYS changes her tune and then seeks out more information so that she can tell her little blue haired friends.
I will say, we've disagreed about a LOT of things, but when presented with facts she ALWAYS changes her tune and then seeks out more information so that she can tell her little blue haired friends.
June 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I got off of the phone with her, and immediately sent her reading material, because nah, Ma.
I will say, we've disagreed about a LOT of things, but when presented with facts she ALWAYS changes her tune and then seeks out more information so that she can tell her little blue haired friends.
I will say, we've disagreed about a LOT of things, but when presented with facts she ALWAYS changes her tune and then seeks out more information so that she can tell her little blue haired friends.
Happy 5th birthday, Zuri and Boseman 💕🥰 🐈🐈⬛
June 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Happy 5th birthday, Zuri and Boseman 💕🥰 🐈🐈⬛
What is time? It feels like just yesterday I was nervously buying supplies for Zuri. Only to a month later buy double the supplies and bringing home his brother, Boseman to join the paw-ty.
Today is all about treats, the finest (and smelliest) cat pate and climbing the new bamboo cat scratcher.
Today is all about treats, the finest (and smelliest) cat pate and climbing the new bamboo cat scratcher.
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What is time? It feels like just yesterday I was nervously buying supplies for Zuri. Only to a month later buy double the supplies and bringing home his brother, Boseman to join the paw-ty.
Today is all about treats, the finest (and smelliest) cat pate and climbing the new bamboo cat scratcher.
Today is all about treats, the finest (and smelliest) cat pate and climbing the new bamboo cat scratcher.
I also found my Dad's 9th grade yearbook photo!
June 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I also found my Dad's 9th grade yearbook photo!
One of my cousins found a family reunion program that traced my dad's side of the family back to the 1700s.
Some of my earliest ancestors are white and white passing (1 drop rule). I found a list of all of the surnames and found a ton of cousins that I had no idea that I had.
Some of my earliest ancestors are white and white passing (1 drop rule). I found a list of all of the surnames and found a ton of cousins that I had no idea that I had.
June 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One of my cousins found a family reunion program that traced my dad's side of the family back to the 1700s.
Some of my earliest ancestors are white and white passing (1 drop rule). I found a list of all of the surnames and found a ton of cousins that I had no idea that I had.
Some of my earliest ancestors are white and white passing (1 drop rule). I found a list of all of the surnames and found a ton of cousins that I had no idea that I had.
Other than having to unhinge my jaw to fit deez balls in my mouth and someone forgetting to buy the purple onion (me) dis shit fireeee. The tzikaikaiakki sauce was made using some homemade Greek yog and some mint that I grew :3
May 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Other than having to unhinge my jaw to fit deez balls in my mouth and someone forgetting to buy the purple onion (me) dis shit fireeee. The tzikaikaiakki sauce was made using some homemade Greek yog and some mint that I grew :3
Tonight for dinner, I'm making Greek meatballs with a feta, onions and 'maters.
Made my own flatbread/pita dough to shove them balls into out of bread flour and homemade Greek yogurt. Made one just to see how the texture and taste are and good golly, these will be in heavy rotation.
Made my own flatbread/pita dough to shove them balls into out of bread flour and homemade Greek yogurt. Made one just to see how the texture and taste are and good golly, these will be in heavy rotation.
May 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Tonight for dinner, I'm making Greek meatballs with a feta, onions and 'maters.
Made my own flatbread/pita dough to shove them balls into out of bread flour and homemade Greek yogurt. Made one just to see how the texture and taste are and good golly, these will be in heavy rotation.
Made my own flatbread/pita dough to shove them balls into out of bread flour and homemade Greek yogurt. Made one just to see how the texture and taste are and good golly, these will be in heavy rotation.
Perfect day. Perfect loaf.
May 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Perfect day. Perfect loaf.
DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-NUH...BAT LOOOOAF!
May 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-NUH...BAT LOOOOAF!
Yesterday's Costco trip (and they finally had the artichoke, jalapeno and parm dip) = tonight's Girl Dinner ✨
May 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yesterday's Costco trip (and they finally had the artichoke, jalapeno and parm dip) = tonight's Girl Dinner ✨
I've never had a peanut butter cup because I'm violently allergic to peanuts. I saw these at CostCo and thought to myself that they'd be a cute lil silly treat and...
FUCK A PEANUT THESE ARE AMAZING. BURY ME WITH A BAG OF THEM SO THAT I HAVE SUSTENANCE IN THE AFTERLIFE WHEW 😋 💃
FUCK A PEANUT THESE ARE AMAZING. BURY ME WITH A BAG OF THEM SO THAT I HAVE SUSTENANCE IN THE AFTERLIFE WHEW 😋 💃
April 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I've never had a peanut butter cup because I'm violently allergic to peanuts. I saw these at CostCo and thought to myself that they'd be a cute lil silly treat and...
FUCK A PEANUT THESE ARE AMAZING. BURY ME WITH A BAG OF THEM SO THAT I HAVE SUSTENANCE IN THE AFTERLIFE WHEW 😋 💃
FUCK A PEANUT THESE ARE AMAZING. BURY ME WITH A BAG OF THEM SO THAT I HAVE SUSTENANCE IN THE AFTERLIFE WHEW 😋 💃
Been using a small teaspoon of whey when I water my plants and they're all poppin' off real good.
Look at this fat new FENESTRATED leaf on one of the Monsteras! 🥰
Look at this fat new FENESTRATED leaf on one of the Monsteras! 🥰
April 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Been using a small teaspoon of whey when I water my plants and they're all poppin' off real good.
Look at this fat new FENESTRATED leaf on one of the Monsteras! 🥰
Look at this fat new FENESTRATED leaf on one of the Monsteras! 🥰