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twotontoucan.bsky.social
🔞 Big Bird 🔞
@twotontoucan.bsky.social
♡ He/Him
♡ 25
♡ Minors DNI, Age In Bio to Follow
♡ Furry acc
Pinned
"¡Oe, flaca! ¿Me regalas una manita?"

Julius enjoys walking naked around his garden, and others... well, they don't mind the view!
Youre gonna see a trend on my kinks and that trend is "Please please PLEASE dont let me think I fucking hate thinking" and if youre wondering yes theres a big possibility I have OCD
February 17, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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Ouhh thirsty doggy 🥤🥤
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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This game keeps blessing me with hot birds
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Lrp: Ohmygod Julius being forcefed with smoothies while also being drugged bc they laced them with something.... peak... Make that bird FAT and brainless
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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"Accidentally" leaving the remote to the feeding tube out of reach.

"Accidentally" putting trace amounts of melatonin in the lard slurry to put you into a food coma while you continue to be stuffed with lard.

"Accidentally" waking up 3 days later and 400 lbs heavier...
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Pooltoy characters are good because they’re expressly made for bullying. Pushing them around? Threatening to overinflate/pop them? Hilarious. A joy. And what are they going to do? Uselessly slap me with bappy paws? Keep grinning like they always do? lmao. Get carried away by a light breeze, dummy
February 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Your goal should be to make your favorite XXL baggy lounge shirt into a crop top that barely fits over your pillow-sized moobs and bean-bag chair of a gut...
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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commission for bsky.app/profile/thes... !
January 6, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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thing i did for my bubby a while ago i forgor to post
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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Anti Ice artistic freedom piece
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
One day Ill draw Julius in a rave fit
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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Jackass Jenny #3 - if only they'd learn "lie down" and "play dead" #illustration #meltice
February 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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I decided to draw a cow lady and be late for work

She’s full btw
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Julius belly sways when he flies btw
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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ラーメン屋店主の鷹店長らくがき
February 13, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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💞Boys date💗
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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bird adopts in varying stages of completion
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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the Heir n' The Spare
February 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Alastor kissing Vox’s tummy…
*vibrates in my seat*

#radiostatic
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Kazooie went a little too far on the buffet! She became a fat turkey~
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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He ate the big dinner
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Alternative meaner scenario in which he gets captured and shoved into a farm where he gets constantly fucked so they can sell his eggs, perma-cattle scenario but instead he's their golden goose
Fill Julius with eggs until his belly is twice the normal size
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Silly flying Julius doodle I made pretty much just to draw something since I'm stuck in such a rot!
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Just looked over at my bedside cabinet and was reminded that this is a real thing that exists.
#HelluvaBoss #Fizzarozzie
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM