Twoony
@twoony.bsky.social
Twoony 💜Ace and Agender 🌈 Queer romance author.
Bare Your Teeth and Sharpen Your Claws
Bare Your Teeth and Sharpen Your Claws
Pinned
🌿VERDANT COVER REVEAL🌿
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Never judge a book by its cover!!
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Never judge a book by its cover!!
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
Except I do and you should because look at ✨ this ✨
Arc Readers Wanted
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Arc Readers Wanted
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
🌶️ Spicy Sci-fi MM Romance
😠 Serious captain x snarky MMC
🌱 Character growth incoming
🫂 Awesome friends/found family
😈 Angst before HEA
🥵 Yes sir + good boy dynamics
There’s one week left to grab an ARC! Get one while you can
Who doesn’t love a trope board?
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Who doesn’t love a trope board?
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
🌱 VERDANT 🌱 is here, and you can grab an ARC copy in the next two weeks before they close if you need some more 🌶️ MM romance in your life
🌿VERDANT COVER REVEAL🌿
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
🌿VERDANT COVER REVEAL🌿
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Here's that spicy scifi MM romance I have been talking about. If like you want a troublesome MMC to rock your life as he falls for his grumpy captain, then give this a read.
ARCs close in two weeks, so grab a FREE copy now while you can 😘
dl.bookfunnel.com/f7601959ci
Humans should hibernate in the winter because I am exhausted no matter how much sleep I get. Once the sky is gray and the air is cold, I am a zombie functioning on 20% brain capacity.
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Humans should hibernate in the winter because I am exhausted no matter how much sleep I get. Once the sky is gray and the air is cold, I am a zombie functioning on 20% brain capacity.
The worst writing advice I received is very specific to me; "while editing, if you are bored, the reader is also bored."
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The worst writing advice I received is very specific to me; "while editing, if you are bored, the reader is also bored."
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
It does not matter how much I love a story, once I go editing mode, I start falling asleep after two to three chapters. I do not know why🤷
Reasons I like living with my dad, he makes me chocolate chip pancakes whenever I want.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Reasons I like living with my dad, he makes me chocolate chip pancakes whenever I want.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
Yes, I am turning 32 this year. No, I will not stop loving my dad's chocolate chip pancakes. They absolutely taste different and y'all know it.
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A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
what a wonderful holiday season to learn your brother doesn’t want you giving advice to your niece because “you’re not a Christian.”
cool bro good to know
cool bro good to know
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
what a wonderful holiday season to learn your brother doesn’t want you giving advice to your niece because “you’re not a Christian.”
cool bro good to know
cool bro good to know
Because of Heated Rivalry, I've been seeing more actual hockey footage and discovered goalies are doing some kind of witchcraft, so now I'm watching goalie compilation and wondering what sort of Eldritch deities they're getting assistance from because how the fuck
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Because of Heated Rivalry, I've been seeing more actual hockey footage and discovered goalies are doing some kind of witchcraft, so now I'm watching goalie compilation and wondering what sort of Eldritch deities they're getting assistance from because how the fuck
I just witnessed a stink bug taking a dump
didn’t know they did that…
didn’t know they did that…
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I just witnessed a stink bug taking a dump
didn’t know they did that…
didn’t know they did that…
my upcoming MM romance may be spicy, but it has some banger lines too, like this one:
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
my upcoming MM romance may be spicy, but it has some banger lines too, like this one:
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."
"Hope hadn’t been born within me, nor cultivated. Over my life, the universe reminded me that hope was a meaningless gesture leading to the same destination; disappointment."
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🌸COVER REVEAL!🌸 I'm thrilled to say that Daughter of a Thousand Faces Book 1 will be printed by Inklore Books next year!
Like Chinese Fantasies? Raging girls accidentally adopted by morally reprehensible demons? This comic is for you.
PREORDER HERE! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747047...
Like Chinese Fantasies? Raging girls accidentally adopted by morally reprehensible demons? This comic is for you.
PREORDER HERE! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747047...
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🌸COVER REVEAL!🌸 I'm thrilled to say that Daughter of a Thousand Faces Book 1 will be printed by Inklore Books next year!
Like Chinese Fantasies? Raging girls accidentally adopted by morally reprehensible demons? This comic is for you.
PREORDER HERE! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747047...
Like Chinese Fantasies? Raging girls accidentally adopted by morally reprehensible demons? This comic is for you.
PREORDER HERE! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/747047...
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Only a few hours left to get the Rhythm of the Hart audiobook for $1!
A few things you can expect from this cozy, spicy holiday romance:
• Friends to lovers
• Drama-free queer awakening
• Fat main characters who are happy with their bodies
•Found family
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A few things you can expect from this cozy, spicy holiday romance:
• Friends to lovers
• Drama-free queer awakening
• Fat main characters who are happy with their bodies
•Found family
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Rhythm of the Hart Audiobook
"Rhythm of the Hart" is a cozy, spicy, small-town holiday romance full of queer love and joy, unapologetically...
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December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Only a few hours left to get the Rhythm of the Hart audiobook for $1!
A few things you can expect from this cozy, spicy holiday romance:
• Friends to lovers
• Drama-free queer awakening
• Fat main characters who are happy with their bodies
•Found family
ryanramirezwebb.com/products/rhy...
A few things you can expect from this cozy, spicy holiday romance:
• Friends to lovers
• Drama-free queer awakening
• Fat main characters who are happy with their bodies
•Found family
ryanramirezwebb.com/products/rhy...
ⓘ this user is escaping reality by writing a spicy MM romance between a troublesome officer and his annoyingly hot captain 🥵
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ⓘ this user is escaping reality by writing a spicy MM romance between a troublesome officer and his annoyingly hot captain 🥵
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“Fantasy books feel so empty lately.”
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Fantasy books feel so empty lately.”
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
Not indie fantasy.
“Everyone’s just trying to rewrite ACOTAR.”
Not indie authors.
“No one’s writing anything new!”
Indie authors are.
I always find it so strange when I stumble across people’s preferences in reading because they feel so restrictive. Mine change entirely based on genre and even the age demographics, even then, I’m here for a good time and if it’s good then I ain’t caring what POV it’s in 🤷
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I always find it so strange when I stumble across people’s preferences in reading because they feel so restrictive. Mine change entirely based on genre and even the age demographics, even then, I’m here for a good time and if it’s good then I ain’t caring what POV it’s in 🤷
Season one of Stranger Things truly is peak TV
(yes I’m rewatching from the start)
(yes I’m rewatching from the start)
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Season one of Stranger Things truly is peak TV
(yes I’m rewatching from the start)
(yes I’m rewatching from the start)
Grew up believing I'd never be an author for various reasons, so I thought if I went for graphic design then I could at least work on covers, but then a story I wrote for fun got an offer and I took the opportunity to write, so... the lore is, it was an accident 😂
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Grew up believing I'd never be an author for various reasons, so I thought if I went for graphic design then I could at least work on covers, but then a story I wrote for fun got an offer and I took the opportunity to write, so... the lore is, it was an accident 😂
It’s so funny when a post about Speak the Truth goes viral and some rude person comes along to a.) call it a manhwa/webtoon thus proving they know nothing and b.) claim the idea was stolen/copied from a recent IP
Honey, Speak the Truth is turning 15 in early 2026… it ain’t recent 😅
Honey, Speak the Truth is turning 15 in early 2026… it ain’t recent 😅
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s so funny when a post about Speak the Truth goes viral and some rude person comes along to a.) call it a manhwa/webtoon thus proving they know nothing and b.) claim the idea was stolen/copied from a recent IP
Honey, Speak the Truth is turning 15 in early 2026… it ain’t recent 😅
Honey, Speak the Truth is turning 15 in early 2026… it ain’t recent 😅
subscribers to my newsletter will be getting a better look at the sketch for my spicy MM romance’s cover later this month, just saying 😏
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
subscribers to my newsletter will be getting a better look at the sketch for my spicy MM romance’s cover later this month, just saying 😏
once upon a time, there was a rude little sh*t who really disliked his annoyingly hot captain, but then they got trapped in a cave on a job gone wrong, and now they’re making out, oh my, how did that happen…
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
once upon a time, there was a rude little sh*t who really disliked his annoyingly hot captain, but then they got trapped in a cave on a job gone wrong, and now they’re making out, oh my, how did that happen…
Do you like books? What about book sales? 👀
Well, I got a surprise for you this Halloween! All my ebooks are $3.99 across multiple retailers for Oct 30th to 31st so grab a copy while you can!
Well, I got a surprise for you this Halloween! All my ebooks are $3.99 across multiple retailers for Oct 30th to 31st so grab a copy while you can!
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Do you like books? What about book sales? 👀
Well, I got a surprise for you this Halloween! All my ebooks are $3.99 across multiple retailers for Oct 30th to 31st so grab a copy while you can!
Well, I got a surprise for you this Halloween! All my ebooks are $3.99 across multiple retailers for Oct 30th to 31st so grab a copy while you can!
me: I’m so excited I’m almost ready to send my spicy mm sci-fi romance out to beta readers!!
my internet: *crashes*
😑
my internet: *crashes*
😑
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
me: I’m so excited I’m almost ready to send my spicy mm sci-fi romance out to beta readers!!
my internet: *crashes*
😑
my internet: *crashes*
😑