Calypso
@twistedwishgranter.bsky.social
Host of the annual Twisted Metal Tournament, resident wish-maker.
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
No lewd pls
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
No lewd pls
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Calypso
@twistedwishgranter.bsky.social
· Sep 12
a man with long black hair is sitting at a table with a book
ALT: a man with long black hair is sitting at a table with a book
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“I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.”
Portrayal of Calypso from Twisted Metal, specifically Head On
Portrayal of Calypso from Twisted Metal, specifically Head On
(Calypso, hearing of the bounty on the head of @snakesanin.bsky.social, appears suddenly before him.)
Greetings, Mr Orochimaru.
Greetings, Mr Orochimaru.
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
(Calypso, hearing of the bounty on the head of @snakesanin.bsky.social, appears suddenly before him.)
Greetings, Mr Orochimaru.
Greetings, Mr Orochimaru.
Reposted by Calypso
anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
Hm, very lucky of you!
[NC]
“Flexing this treasure when we get back
That’s for god damn sure.
Someone was a fan.”
“Flexing this treasure when we get back
That’s for god damn sure.
Someone was a fan.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hm, very lucky of you!
Reposted by Calypso
Stro.
Ok imma just try and take a break till this all blows over see y’all later
Ok imma just try and take a break till this all blows over see y’all later
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with the word jojo on his shirt
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November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Stro.
Ok imma just try and take a break till this all blows over see y’all later
Ok imma just try and take a break till this all blows over see y’all later
Why must you say it so loud? I know how the rhyme ends.
((NC))
"ROCK AND CIEL SITTING IN A TREE!"
"ROCK AND CIEL SITTING IN A TREE!"
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Why must you say it so loud? I know how the rhyme ends.
Jet.
To think I’d meet you again.
To think I’d meet you again.
-while one far less fortunate rat is being pinned to the wall by the broken neck of a glass bottle pierced straight through his hand, blood trickling down the brick.
And who else would be at the other end but Jet, a deathly ire in his glare as he held his terrified target in place by the throat.
And who else would be at the other end but Jet, a deathly ire in his glare as he held his terrified target in place by the throat.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Jet.
To think I’d meet you again.
To think I’d meet you again.
Taken courtesy of the boy with the keyblade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Taken courtesy of the boy with the keyblade.
Interesting. The Twisted Metal events I set up do cost a pretty penny.
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Interesting. The Twisted Metal events I set up do cost a pretty penny.
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
…I have had no hand in whatever this is.
“Morning- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUTSIDE?!”
*She just noticed the massive dark fountain*
*She just noticed the massive dark fountain*
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 AM
…I have had no hand in whatever this is.
It’s akin to war; a necessary evil.
"...I do not know what that is, but it sounds like a Bad Thing. Albeit a Bad Thing with lots of explosions and an epic soundtrack. Just taking a semi-educate guess."
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It’s akin to war; a necessary evil.
That sounds like a start to an aquatic Twisted Metal event!
"What would YOU do with an aircraft carrier?"
"...This is a purely hypothetical question. There are few people here whom I would trust with an aircraft carrier."
"...This is a purely hypothetical question. There are few people here whom I would trust with an aircraft carrier."
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
That sounds like a start to an aquatic Twisted Metal event!
Hmhmhmhmhm…I can’t help but giggle a small bit!
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hmhmhmhmhm…I can’t help but giggle a small bit!
Six seven?
Six seeeveeen
October 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Six seven?
Good afternoon!
(Yyyaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn!!)
...Mmh. Good afternoon..
(You would've preferred 5 more minutes of eepy time.)
...Mmh. Good afternoon..
(You would've preferred 5 more minutes of eepy time.)
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Good afternoon!
Whatever tickles your fancy, Jet.
It's all for the long game.
At least that's what I'm telling myself.
At least that's what I'm telling myself.
I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Whatever tickles your fancy, Jet.
Is something the matter?
(Calypso stops on his nightly stroll to inquire.)
(Calypso stops on his nightly stroll to inquire.)
*Standing around. Blinking a few times.*
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is something the matter?
(Calypso stops on his nightly stroll to inquire.)
(Calypso stops on his nightly stroll to inquire.)
I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.
"Gaia I hate acting hoity toity for these pampered one percenter bastards."
"If I wasn't walking away with their wallets I'd just punch these assholes in the face."
"If I wasn't walking away with their wallets I'd just punch these assholes in the face."
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.
Fair enough. I bring my point in because there’s something about you that reminds me of myself…
"Maybe, people are born every day~"
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fair enough. I bring my point in because there’s something about you that reminds me of myself…
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
This may be a bit out of character, but why not?
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This may be a bit out of character, but why not?
If Hedgehog Stew has taught me anything, they have never left.
October 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If Hedgehog Stew has taught me anything, they have never left.
//bro out here like Gordon Ramsay with the way he COOKED
(( So y'know how in the first race of #CWGrandPrix Jet came back from nearly dead last, completely itemless, just because he was racing like a boss? ))
(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))
(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))
(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))
(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))
October 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
//bro out here like Gordon Ramsay with the way he COOKED
That sounds like a situation that could break the likes of the ever optimistic Pangloss.
"It's MPreg Monday, guys! That means if you are reading this and you are a man, congratulations! You are now pregnant!"
October 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
That sounds like a situation that could break the likes of the ever optimistic Pangloss.
