Calypso
@twistedwishgranter.bsky.social
Host of the annual Twisted Metal Tournament, resident wish-maker.
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
No lewd pls
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
No lewd pls
Taken courtesy of the boy with the keyblade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Taken courtesy of the boy with the keyblade.
Interesting. The Twisted Metal events I set up do cost a pretty penny.
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Interesting. The Twisted Metal events I set up do cost a pretty penny.
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
What is the conversion rate to American dollars from your “Dedede dollars”?
Hmhmhmhmhm…I can’t help but giggle a small bit!
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hmhmhmhmhm…I can’t help but giggle a small bit!
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
This may be a bit out of character, but why not?
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This may be a bit out of character, but why not?
If Hedgehog Stew has taught me anything, they have never left.
October 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If Hedgehog Stew has taught me anything, they have never left.
//like for a rival interaction!
October 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
//like for a rival interaction!
I’m looking to practice my vernacular.
October 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m looking to practice my vernacular.
This talk of Death Battle reminds me of how they STILL have ignored my calls requesting permission for me to fight AM.
September 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This talk of Death Battle reminds me of how they STILL have ignored my calls requesting permission for me to fight AM.
(OPEN INTERACTION)
(The READER is doing whatever when Calypso approaches them.)
Good day. I am Calypso, and I come with an offer.
(The READER is doing whatever when Calypso approaches them.)
Good day. I am Calypso, and I come with an offer.
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
(OPEN INTERACTION)
(The READER is doing whatever when Calypso approaches them.)
Good day. I am Calypso, and I come with an offer.
(The READER is doing whatever when Calypso approaches them.)
Good day. I am Calypso, and I come with an offer.
I’m not here to stop you from whatever you’re doing. I’m here with a proposition, something for your mulling over.
Dare I say, it’s the chance of a lifetime.
Dare I say, it’s the chance of a lifetime.
September 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m not here to stop you from whatever you’re doing. I’m here with a proposition, something for your mulling over.
Dare I say, it’s the chance of a lifetime.
Dare I say, it’s the chance of a lifetime.
Oh, have I stumbled into something I shouldn’t have, Courage?
(Calypso had found his way to Courage with an offer.)
(Calypso had found his way to Courage with an offer.)
September 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh, have I stumbled into something I shouldn’t have, Courage?
(Calypso had found his way to Courage with an offer.)
(Calypso had found his way to Courage with an offer.)
Most people know to accept the reaper when he comes, so I doubt it.
September 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Most people know to accept the reaper when he comes, so I doubt it.
Good afternoon, everyone.
*yawn*
Normally I’d open with “good morning”, but I’m strangely groggy today.
*yawn*
Normally I’d open with “good morning”, but I’m strangely groggy today.
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Good afternoon, everyone.
*yawn*
Normally I’d open with “good morning”, but I’m strangely groggy today.
*yawn*
Normally I’d open with “good morning”, but I’m strangely groggy today.
I am Calypso. I’ve heard so much about you, Shadow.
September 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I am Calypso. I’ve heard so much about you, Shadow.
Have you considered setting up any other means of email?
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Have you considered setting up any other means of email?
I’ve seen a lot in my life, Tauriel. The moistness of my skeleton would be the least of my worries.
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’ve seen a lot in my life, Tauriel. The moistness of my skeleton would be the least of my worries.
No, not where I’m from, at least.
Mr Grimm keeps my world’s souls well guarded.
Mr Grimm keeps my world’s souls well guarded.
September 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No, not where I’m from, at least.
Mr Grimm keeps my world’s souls well guarded.
Mr Grimm keeps my world’s souls well guarded.
You helped to cause a mass cataclysm, if I remember correctly. You have no right to complain of your pain when you’ve forced pain onto so many others.
September 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You helped to cause a mass cataclysm, if I remember correctly. You have no right to complain of your pain when you’ve forced pain onto so many others.
I’d love to join that race everyone is talking about.
Unfortunately, being President is a busy position. I wish good luck to all of the racers, though.
Unfortunately, being President is a busy position. I wish good luck to all of the racers, though.
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’d love to join that race everyone is talking about.
Unfortunately, being President is a busy position. I wish good luck to all of the racers, though.
Unfortunately, being President is a busy position. I wish good luck to all of the racers, though.
//Preordered Crossworlds and I got (read: stole) an idea
Like for Valentine’s rival banter with your muse!
Like for Valentine’s rival banter with your muse!
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
//Preordered Crossworlds and I got (read: stole) an idea
Like for Valentine’s rival banter with your muse!
Like for Valentine’s rival banter with your muse!
//burnt out with the roaring but I wanna do something here
(Looted)
(Looted)
August 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
//burnt out with the roaring but I wanna do something here
(Looted)
(Looted)