Uncle Clifford’s Rule #29,763
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Uncle Clifford’s Rule #29,763
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Life ain’t nothing but a big ol try. Married. LeGBooTy. Black women are the shit. This ain’t even my final form! She/her
The Philly easily
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My favorite song of all time is Always and Forever by Heatwave so….
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The hair. The smile. The cheekbones!
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I wish the hottest of hells for Megyn Kelly
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Yeah well sipping tea makes my bones snap, nice way to be ableist lady”

It was insanity
It reminds me of that time the nice lady said she enjoys reading in her yard with her husband and people went BONKERS 🤣🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Uncle Clifford’s Rule #29,763
Do Crime!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So that “hey girl” he does in every song is actually a mating call?
Did yall know Kem was expecting baby number 8 with his wife?

Love won’t stop calling.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This has to be an HR violation
Now yall know why I read so many books… my coworker brought MAC and Cheese yesterday and he said that he puts raisins in it…I was like RAISINS!!!!!
dave says nah man while holding a microphone in front of him
ALT: dave says nah man while holding a microphone in front of him
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have an MRI this afternoon and I think I’m starting to get nervous about it
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This sounds like a line from a Quan Millz story generator
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Good morning y’all
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
So now everything has to be rounded up?
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Word?
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Meanwhile before then they couldn’t name three songs by that dwarf. It’s like I knew before this men would defend abusers, but the way these niggas assembled like the avengers behind him really had me flabbergasted.
I’ll never forget how niggas started treating Tory Lanez like he was a once in a lifetime generational artist after he got charged for shooing Meg. Shit was nasty to see in real time. They acted like the industry was trying to get rid of him because he was “too powerful”. Please shut up
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The last line
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I knew about this decision, but not the facts the case was based on and now my blood is boiling.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m sorry, but being so bothered by someone that you’re not only discussing them on the phone but you hop in their DM’s while the sun is still asleep is INSANE
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Being attractive doesn’t stop you from being a weirdo because girl what is this????
All this when you could’ve just blocked me and kept it pushing

because wtf you talking about????
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This burgundy boots are screaming my name
Heavy legged angels tap in
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Good morning!
Anyway.. Good Morning to everyone who’s gone this far without owning a pair of Crocs
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
😭😭😭
Klay shot the ball backwards the other day.

Meg fucking that man wig off.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I know we aren’t supposed to spending money on Christmas gifts, but I want a whiskey advent calendar so bad 😩
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Good morning y’all
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My wife is 5’10, she would probably enjoy one of these lol
It never occurred to me how badly tall people are yearning to be around each other 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The California bar is historically known as one of the hardest bar exams to pass. She had the money to not only attend the best schools but also for the best tutors and she chose to cheat and listen to Ms. Cleo. The dragging is always deserved, but it’s especially deserved this time around.
"Yeah you're clowning Kim K, but someone else who failed the bar the first time seeing it might also feel bad."

I mean... if they also skipped law school, studied with chatGPT, and went in unprepared bc psychics said they'd pass, maybe they should?
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM