Twinsomniac
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Former Twitterer. You up?
My wife said if the Twins win the World Series she'll put a baby in me
My wife said if the Twins win the World Series she'll put a baby in me
Dan Hayes has ruined my night ngl
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dan Hayes has ruined my night ngl
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Byron Buxton has won his 1st Silver Slugger Award!
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Byron Buxton has won his 1st Silver Slugger Award!
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Well, at least Drake is sad
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well, at least Drake is sad
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If this game goes past daylight savings time a portal to The Good Dimension opens and we call all walk in!
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If this game goes past daylight savings time a portal to The Good Dimension opens and we call all walk in!
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Hell yeah, nine more innings of ball
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hell yeah, nine more innings of ball
Miggy Ro in the 9th is cinema
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Miggy Ro in the 9th is cinema
I’m not usually one to disparage the modern game, but damn I hate the ground rules for a ball wedged under the fence. Go get it and gun it home
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m not usually one to disparage the modern game, but damn I hate the ground rules for a ball wedged under the fence. Go get it and gun it home
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Put the Pope in MLB the Show!
The nuns say Pope Leo spends most of his day holding up various baseball jerseys
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Put the Pope in MLB the Show!
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Sources: The #MNTwins are hiring Derek Shelton to be their next manager. He'll be introduced next week.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
Twins to hire Derek Shelton as manager, reunite with a familiar face: Source
Shelton, who becomes the 15th manager in Twins' history, served as the team's bench coach for two seasons in 2018-19.
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sources: The #MNTwins are hiring Derek Shelton to be their next manager. He'll be introduced next week.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
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THIS TROLL GETTING THIS SPOT BY THE BULLPEN 😂
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
THIS TROLL GETTING THIS SPOT BY THE BULLPEN 😂
Oh no double play back on the table
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Oh no double play back on the table
Hell yeah f the double play
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hell yeah f the double play
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM POSTSEASON CONTENTION
This will be the first time the Astros miss the playoffs since 2016.
This will be the first time the Astros miss the playoffs since 2016.
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM POSTSEASON CONTENTION
This will be the first time the Astros miss the playoffs since 2016.
This will be the first time the Astros miss the playoffs since 2016.