The Neotenous Slime
@twinfaggotry.bsky.social
in 1984 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection
this is true but i still really really like it. i should look into if there's any like kaizo mods for it
mario odyssey is still one of the most uniquely disappointing games ever made. it’s peak nintendo. one of the deepest and most expressive core movement systems ever, a genuine masterwork of design and not a single level to actually use it in. sometimes you have to jump twice to avoid a laser
December 22, 2024 at 6:29 PM
this is true but i still really really like it. i should look into if there's any like kaizo mods for it
persona 6 should have a fiona apple song in it
December 12, 2024 at 9:46 PM
persona 6 should have a fiona apple song in it
changing my legal name to Vlone Brian
December 12, 2024 at 5:49 PM
changing my legal name to Vlone Brian
future keeps on asking me to show my hole in dms.
December 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
future keeps on asking me to show my hole in dms.
locked tf in!!!
December 12, 2024 at 12:39 AM
locked tf in!!!
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mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..."
December 10, 2024 at 5:51 PM
mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..."
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new jubilee video where we get 12 men with poor dental hygiene and dangle them by their feet above the grand canyon
December 11, 2024 at 1:20 AM
new jubilee video where we get 12 men with poor dental hygiene and dangle them by their feet above the grand canyon
fuck its my first day at gay guy high school. hope they dont find out im straight
December 11, 2024 at 1:03 AM
fuck its my first day at gay guy high school. hope they dont find out im straight
got banned off hinge and tinder fuck my baka life time for grindr :(
December 11, 2024 at 12:17 AM
got banned off hinge and tinder fuck my baka life time for grindr :(
drain gang for life man you dont even know
December 4, 2024 at 12:51 PM
drain gang for life man you dont even know
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most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge
December 3, 2024 at 11:45 AM
most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge
7:58
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 AM
7:58
off to a great start
December 3, 2024 at 12:06 AM
off to a great start
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old people deserve to be lonely
December 2, 2024 at 2:07 PM
old people deserve to be lonely
my ted talk:
*walks up on stage*
"folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine"
*5 minutes of silence*
"haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags"
*leaves stage*
that's my ted talk
*walks up on stage*
"folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine"
*5 minutes of silence*
"haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags"
*leaves stage*
that's my ted talk
December 2, 2024 at 6:16 AM
my ted talk:
*walks up on stage*
"folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine"
*5 minutes of silence*
"haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags"
*leaves stage*
that's my ted talk
*walks up on stage*
"folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine"
*5 minutes of silence*
"haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags"
*leaves stage*
that's my ted talk
wouldnt let an ikemen talk to me like that personally. take these slow strokes beautiful
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
wouldnt let an ikemen talk to me like that personally. take these slow strokes beautiful
lord forgive me i spent the rent money on the balenciaga adidas sock heels
December 1, 2024 at 8:16 PM
lord forgive me i spent the rent money on the balenciaga adidas sock heels
KlonopinLesbian: put my cat down yesterday. fiv got too bad and she was suffering.
ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3
WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk
RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak*
ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3
WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk
RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak*
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 AM
KlonopinLesbian: put my cat down yesterday. fiv got too bad and she was suffering.
ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3
WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk
RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak*
ShotaconSuiciders: you gave her a good life <3
WalkEmDownAndSuckTheyPenis: god im so sorry to hear this. if you ever need someone to talk to lmk
RohitChandrasekar26: *blurry image of a sonnenrad and troonjak*
if she had any political acumen she would've just taken summa this then
November 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
if she had any political acumen she would've just taken summa this then
@cashewdj.bsky.social reminder. u prob wont be able to handle the spice on the biriyani im bringing cuz ur a fucking mayo monkey. maybe if you douse it in salaan and raita but i doubt it. ghee rice should be fine tho
November 29, 2024 at 5:52 PM
@cashewdj.bsky.social reminder. u prob wont be able to handle the spice on the biriyani im bringing cuz ur a fucking mayo monkey. maybe if you douse it in salaan and raita but i doubt it. ghee rice should be fine tho