alyssa
@seychellesfan2016.bsky.social
she/her 21 socialite
my ears are bleeding
my ears are bleeding
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Think about the first time you heard about fractals. Good time
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Think about the first time you heard about fractals. Good time
Neil Patrick Harris is the monkey in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Neil Patrick Harris is the monkey in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Flint Lockwood made ChatGPT
February 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Flint Lockwood made ChatGPT
i can say it because my mom went to an Italian preschool
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
i can say it because my mom went to an Italian preschool
oh my god they added drafts im going to be so much more stupid
February 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
oh my god they added drafts im going to be so much more stupid
spoiling the wordle is high treason
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
spoiling the wordle is high treason
Feeding my hippo a bucket of paint just to see what happens
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Feeding my hippo a bucket of paint just to see what happens
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wishing for no retaliation against the Food whistleblower
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
wishing for no retaliation against the Food whistleblower
sorry guys no wordle today
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
sorry guys no wordle today
canberra sweeney
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
canberra sweeney
hate speech yesterday
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
hate speech yesterday
email asking for forgiveness February
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
email asking for forgiveness February
Retweet for Joe Biden
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Retweet for Joe Biden
Can someone tell me what “You are the apple of my eye” means? I am not cheating on a test no I am not
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Can someone tell me what “You are the apple of my eye” means? I am not cheating on a test no I am not
i have the Disease
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
i have the Disease
Goddammit!!! I keep choosing doors and two thirds of the time theres a goat behind it, if only there was a way to double my chances of getting the car..
January 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Goddammit!!! I keep choosing doors and two thirds of the time theres a goat behind it, if only there was a way to double my chances of getting the car..
a they/them sent me an email. i didnt know they could do that.
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM
a they/them sent me an email. i didnt know they could do that.
new animal idea that has never been thought of:
the cat fish.
the cat fish.
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
new animal idea that has never been thought of:
the cat fish.
the cat fish.
Oxford Comma the OG typing quirk
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Oxford Comma the OG typing quirk
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i need impressions and clicks and interactions i am eight weeks old
June 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i need impressions and clicks and interactions i am eight weeks old
dont call them bushes bro
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
dont call them bushes bro
guy who stands up and gets excited when popstar has a lyric about jerking off like his fandom was just mentioned
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
guy who stands up and gets excited when popstar has a lyric about jerking off like his fandom was just mentioned
dont call them trees bro
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
dont call them trees bro