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twigsnax.bsky.social
twig 🦝🍉
@twigsnax.bsky.social
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he/they white raccoon boy with a spring in mice step ☆ pfp by @alyxavian.bsky.social ☆ estimated date of freedom: july 19
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)
July 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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stellizard.bsky.social
Happy Valentine's Day from Lance and Jeff! 💕🌿💨
A drawing of my OCs Lance (the wolf) and Jeffrey (the platypus) both shirtless and high while staring into each other's eyes lovingly. Lance says to Jeff "You're so fuckin' cute". Both are wagging their tails [Repost from 2024]
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
twigsnax.bsky.social
omce i can afford a clip studio paint license and dont just use ms paint, it's over for yall
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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twigsnax.bsky.social
remember to always tip your delivery drivers!
four panels of a comic ; in first, twig is driving and listening to music. in second, twig's phone holster is loudly alerting him of a delivery offer. in third, twig is at a liquor store, picking up a small bottle of hennesy, thinking "pfft, a $7 tip and 6 minute drive for this tiny bottle of hennesy-- if everyone were like this i'd make like, $35 an hour". in last panel, twig is texting the person who ordered the liquor : "i'm here, gonna have to scan your ID", to which the person replies, "FAST AS FUCK" four panels of a comic: in first, an (obviously stoned) lion is coming down the steps of his apartment, handing twig a card. the lion says "oh oops that's my debit card" to which twig replies "haha all good man". in second panel, lion says "do you still want it though? my debit card" while twig scans his ID on his phone. lion says "that's a joke by the way" and twig laughs. in third panel, the lion guy says "you have a cute laugh", and in the fourth panel, twig is clearly surprised, only managing to say "!!thanks". meanwhile, twig is thinking "did he just call me cute what fuck of my god he just said that oh my god he's kind of cute too oh noo and $7 tip oh" four panels of a comic: in first, twig awkwardly waves, still blushing, and says "haha well, bye . . have a good day haha" to which lion replies "hey wait!" in second panel, twig says "yes?", while thinking "oh my god oh my god" over and over. lion says "do you play video games?" to which twig replies "yes!", lion asks "what kind of games?". in third panel, twig says "uhh minecraft, cities skylines, um.. civ 6" to which lion says "not really a console player huh?". twig says "noo, i just have pc" and lion says "damn". in fourth panel, lion turns to go back up the steps, and says "well, thanks! bye". twig replies from the bottom of the steps "oh, yeah, you too!" later, twig is lying face down in bed, covering his head with a pillow and blushing. he is thinking "i wish i played console gaaames"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 AM
twigsnax.bsky.social
what did he mean by this
a four panel comic: in first panel, twig is walking in front of a house, with an old turtle man sitting on the porch. in second panel, the man shouts "4" at twig from the sidewalk, cupping his hands in front of his mouth to be louder. twig, confused, says "what?". in third panel, the man shouts "4" again, and twig asks "..why are you saying four?". in fourth panel, the man gives a big thumbs up and smiles hugely
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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aplante.com
current favourite genre of photo: winnipeg bus looking sheepish
a winnipeg rapid transit bus and a pickup truck head-on collision that crumpled the hood of the truck. the bus banner says “SORRY” a winnipeg transit bus hovering awkwardly behind a smashed up sedan. the bus is steadfastly avoiding eye contact but its banner reads “SORRY” a winnipeg transit bus facing a cop car as if they are two people in a hallway who shifting the same direction so neither can pass. it’s awkward. the bus banner reads “SORRY” a winnipeg transit bus slumping away, guiltily. the banner sign on the back reads “SORRY”
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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admooosa.bsky.social
commission for @trisketched.bsky.social !! 🎊💐
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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razzball.bsky.social
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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junlper.beer
i cannot stop thinking about this interaction
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
twigsnax.bsky.social
oh bluesky popular with friends feed. stop showing me Takes. or at least give me the means to track down whichever friends are liking Takes, i just wana talk
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
twigsnax.bsky.social
HEHY YOU!! I MIGHT BE THE NEW STATE BIRD OF FLORIDA SOON!!! IM A FUCKING FLAMINGO BY THE WAY
a fucking flamingo standing tall and proud
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
twigsnax.bsky.social
would you guys love me if i were chilled in a freezer for cooling relief and heatable for warmth and bedtime comfort
a stuffed raccoon on a store shelf; the tag says "chill in a freezer for cooling relief / heatable for warmth and bedtime comfort"
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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jaqu.in
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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mimidiggz.bsky.social
More monke sona attempts.

#digitalart #oc #doodle #furry
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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happyroadkill.bsky.social
here you can see some tokens from the time I thought it’d be a good idea to custom make all the major NPC tokens in a western campaign I was running (fucking dont ever do this half of them never saw the light of day & probably never will) Also: Guam, Who Bleeds
January 29, 2026 at 10:33 PM
twigsnax.bsky.social
remember to always tip your delivery drivers!
four panels of a comic ; in first, twig is driving and listening to music. in second, twig's phone holster is loudly alerting him of a delivery offer. in third, twig is at a liquor store, picking up a small bottle of hennesy, thinking "pfft, a $7 tip and 6 minute drive for this tiny bottle of hennesy-- if everyone were like this i'd make like, $35 an hour". in last panel, twig is texting the person who ordered the liquor : "i'm here, gonna have to scan your ID", to which the person replies, "FAST AS FUCK" four panels of a comic: in first, an (obviously stoned) lion is coming down the steps of his apartment, handing twig a card. the lion says "oh oops that's my debit card" to which twig replies "haha all good man". in second panel, lion says "do you still want it though? my debit card" while twig scans his ID on his phone. lion says "that's a joke by the way" and twig laughs. in third panel, the lion guy says "you have a cute laugh", and in the fourth panel, twig is clearly surprised, only managing to say "!!thanks". meanwhile, twig is thinking "did he just call me cute what fuck of my god he just said that oh my god he's kind of cute too oh noo and $7 tip oh" four panels of a comic: in first, twig awkwardly waves, still blushing, and says "haha well, bye . . have a good day haha" to which lion replies "hey wait!" in second panel, twig says "yes?", while thinking "oh my god oh my god" over and over. lion says "do you play video games?" to which twig replies "yes!", lion asks "what kind of games?". in third panel, twig says "uhh minecraft, cities skylines, um.. civ 6" to which lion says "not really a console player huh?". twig says "noo, i just have pc" and lion says "damn". in fourth panel, lion turns to go back up the steps, and says "well, thanks! bye". twig replies from the bottom of the steps "oh, yeah, you too!" later, twig is lying face down in bed, covering his head with a pillow and blushing. he is thinking "i wish i played console gaaames"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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ariberman.bsky.social
Breaking: House passes new version of SAVE Act, worst voter suppression bill considered by Congress. Could disenfranchise:

-21 million Americans w/out access to citizenship papers
-69 mil married women who took partner’s name
-21 mil w/out valid drivers license

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The GOP’s “show us your papers” bill Is the latest effort to help Trump take over elections
“If the SAVE Act were to pass, it would be the worst voter suppression law that Congress has ever enacted"
www.motherjones.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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alteredpanel.bsky.social
unrivaled champion of guess who (1/2)
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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alteredpanel.bsky.social
unrivaled champion of guess who (2/2)
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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harewolf.bsky.social
thinking about TF into something toony proportion
raccoon Kim holding a lamp before a genie Kazak come out looking toony and transfrom the raccoon into very bulky toony build
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
twigsnax.bsky.social
a scene of a rail corridor through a mountain pass. part of the track is damming off a lake in the background , with mountains reflecting on the water. ahead of the track is a bend and a tunnel into a mountain, and various infrastructure creates the words "if you" as a perspective illusion
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
twigsnax.bsky.social
would you guys love me if i had plush exterior (great for cuddling) tough construction (perfect for fetching) and squeaker (for added fun)
"RACCOON" LARGE DOG TOY -Plush exterior great for cuddling -Tough construction perfect for fetching -Internal squeaker for added fun! coinciding with the description written on the tag in the store, there is a large dog toy fashioned in the manner of The Raccoon; it has a plush exterior (great for cuddling), tough construction (perfect for fetching) and internal squeaker (for added fun)
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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macholobo.bsky.social
no clue where i ended up
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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noodlesoopz.bsky.social
surfing with @sylvanedadeer.bsky.social i sure hope nothing embarrassing happens……
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
twigsnax.bsky.social
ohhyeah i can already tell that being back on my adhd meds is gona be a total game changer

so anyway i just stayed up all night storyboarding a three and a half minute long animation :)
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM