@twickfield.bsky.social
See his point. My granddaughter gets real mad if her Maccas comes with pickle.
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
See his point. My granddaughter gets real mad if her Maccas comes with pickle.
So that’s the quadie then. Is there a party he hasn’t joined?
Bernie Finn has joined One Nation. #springst
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
So that’s the quadie then. Is there a party he hasn’t joined?
Should be enough. It’s only Americans that might invade, not a load of Zulus.
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Should be enough. It’s only Americans that might invade, not a load of Zulus.
Rory will be getting jealous
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Rory will be getting jealous
I note the correct positioning of the apostrophe. I recognise the audience member, but who is the writer.
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I note the correct positioning of the apostrophe. I recognise the audience member, but who is the writer.
Most Americans? Almost every, surely!
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Most Americans? Almost every, surely!
Only 14 % of Republicans? I thought they were the party of law & order.
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Only 14 % of Republicans? I thought they were the party of law & order.
If only you’d drawn John Howard a little taller.
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If only you’d drawn John Howard a little taller.
Is that two sleds, possibly with many dogs on each, or one sled being pulled by only two dogs? Silly old many can’t even make that clear😂
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Is that two sleds, possibly with many dogs on each, or one sled being pulled by only two dogs? Silly old many can’t even make that clear😂
Always have and always will appreciate your observational skills that cut through all the bullshit. Keep up the great work.
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Always have and always will appreciate your observational skills that cut through all the bullshit. Keep up the great work.
Governments worked for the common good, never lied and resigned on matters of principle.
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Governments worked for the common good, never lied and resigned on matters of principle.
So, we’re fucked then.
January 9, 2026 at 8:39 AM
So, we’re fucked then.
‘inadequate man’
I shall drop that in every comment concern him forthwith.
I shall drop that in every comment concern him forthwith.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 AM
‘inadequate man’
I shall drop that in every comment concern him forthwith.
I shall drop that in every comment concern him forthwith.
Can one place a doubles bet on Polymarket and the Russians?
January 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Can one place a doubles bet on Polymarket and the Russians?
I have an interesting matter with a ………
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I have an interesting matter with a ………
The British Government. I thought the Boris episode was a jump the shark moment, but Liz and the lettuce was just completely beyond belief.
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The British Government. I thought the Boris episode was a jump the shark moment, but Liz and the lettuce was just completely beyond belief.
Prepared mustard
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Prepared mustard
As you bent down, did you notice Mr Rylance assessing your neck for chop ability?
In the Herne Hill Sainsbury’s Local early one Saturday morning, I had a sleeping baby in a sling and was struggling to bend down to pick up a Weekend FT. A nice man helped me. It was local resident Mark Rylance.
At least I think it was Mark Rylance. I was kind of sleep-deprived and groggy tbh.
At least I think it was Mark Rylance. I was kind of sleep-deprived and groggy tbh.
Sitting in the library catalogue room, looking up a shelf mark. As I move to fill in the request slip, I realise I don’t have a pen. I ask my neighbour if I can borrow hers.
“Here, but if you break the nib, I’ll bust you up.”
I look up in astonishment.
It’s Germaine Greer.
“Here, but if you break the nib, I’ll bust you up.”
I look up in astonishment.
It’s Germaine Greer.
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As you bent down, did you notice Mr Rylance assessing your neck for chop ability?
“The Golden Curtain Snake slowly digests its unsuspecting prey”
December 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“The Golden Curtain Snake slowly digests its unsuspecting prey”
Christianity is a broad church?
December 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Christianity is a broad church?
The Big Orange?
I’m pretty sure the US President is going to try and put his name on New York and suggest it should be called Trumpton. At which point, farce as we know it ceases to exist!
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Big Orange?
OK
My daughter: My friend sent me a text and spelled “okay” weird
Me (in my head): well honey there’s lots of different ways to spell it
My daughter: she spelled it “oh k”
Me: yeah actually that’s messed up
Me (in my head): well honey there’s lots of different ways to spell it
My daughter: she spelled it “oh k”
Me: yeah actually that’s messed up
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
OK
Neither does anyone
December 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Neither does anyone
‘3 fucking hairs’? Have you seen an as yet unpublished Epstein photo? I’m reliably informed that one of those hairs is in fact his dick.
Tired of them saying we're gonna impeach him..No we're gonna drag the mfkr out by his 3 fucking hairs!!! 👿
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
‘3 fucking hairs’? Have you seen an as yet unpublished Epstein photo? I’m reliably informed that one of those hairs is in fact his dick.