@tuxedokamen5.bsky.social
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Santburr is finding it increasingly difficult to find men on the naughty list who will change their ways and become do-gooders after a visit from him. Ah well, at least the stable is large enough for a few more rubber clad reindeer pervs.
Featuring @westhoff.bsky.social
Featuring @westhoff.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Santburr is finding it increasingly difficult to find men on the naughty list who will change their ways and become do-gooders after a visit from him. Ah well, at least the stable is large enough for a few more rubber clad reindeer pervs.
Featuring @westhoff.bsky.social
Featuring @westhoff.bsky.social
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OK, I do like leather sometimessss
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
OK, I do like leather sometimessss
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I've gotta share this rubber Blitzen takeover art again, because it's just so damn good! Gosh I need to find that pipe and tobacco blend. ♥️💚
Artwork by @effses.bsky.social
Artwork by @effses.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I've gotta share this rubber Blitzen takeover art again, because it's just so damn good! Gosh I need to find that pipe and tobacco blend. ♥️💚
Artwork by @effses.bsky.social
Artwork by @effses.bsky.social
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Alert: A Flasher has been reported roaming NYC exposing not one but TWO jacket linings AT THE SAME TIME. Help us catch this twisted individual before he starts taking his jacket off in public!
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Alert: A Flasher has been reported roaming NYC exposing not one but TWO jacket linings AT THE SAME TIME. Help us catch this twisted individual before he starts taking his jacket off in public!
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
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“You remind me of a cartoon character but I’m not sure which one!”
”Oh come now, every cartoon show has a mildly pleasant chubby man who’s always in a suit. Sir Topham Hatt? Sam the Snowman? Monopoly man? Kingpin? Take your pick!!”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit
”Oh come now, every cartoon show has a mildly pleasant chubby man who’s always in a suit. Sir Topham Hatt? Sam the Snowman? Monopoly man? Kingpin? Take your pick!!”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“You remind me of a cartoon character but I’m not sure which one!”
”Oh come now, every cartoon show has a mildly pleasant chubby man who’s always in a suit. Sir Topham Hatt? Sam the Snowman? Monopoly man? Kingpin? Take your pick!!”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit
”Oh come now, every cartoon show has a mildly pleasant chubby man who’s always in a suit. Sir Topham Hatt? Sam the Snowman? Monopoly man? Kingpin? Take your pick!!”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit
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it’s cold outside- put on your most covering & restrictive gear and massage your bulge regularly to stay warm
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it’s cold outside- put on your most covering & restrictive gear and massage your bulge regularly to stay warm
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This is what I’d wear as I helped you uninstall all the horrible AI features from your operating system
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is what I’d wear as I helped you uninstall all the horrible AI features from your operating system
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I’ve never realized how closely @cherrypieowo.bsky.social resembles a candy cane. It’s almost uncanny, so I had to show him. I know I said I wouldn’t eat it after which but like, I never said a quick taste was off the table. I just want to see if he’s a fun flavor! #TFEveryday
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’ve never realized how closely @cherrypieowo.bsky.social resembles a candy cane. It’s almost uncanny, so I had to show him. I know I said I wouldn’t eat it after which but like, I never said a quick taste was off the table. I just want to see if he’s a fun flavor! #TFEveryday
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Repeat after me, 'Small' guys should always obey 'Bigger' guys.
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Repeat after me, 'Small' guys should always obey 'Bigger' guys.
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver
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(sorry! on an art hype train lately, heres another one!)
Brent didnt know any better when he apply for a strict business company, all the rules were so boring to him that he just skipped it. The supervisor took notice of his... behavior. As per company rules, Brent was given a needed readjustment.
Brent didnt know any better when he apply for a strict business company, all the rules were so boring to him that he just skipped it. The supervisor took notice of his... behavior. As per company rules, Brent was given a needed readjustment.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(sorry! on an art hype train lately, heres another one!)
Brent didnt know any better when he apply for a strict business company, all the rules were so boring to him that he just skipped it. The supervisor took notice of his... behavior. As per company rules, Brent was given a needed readjustment.
Brent didnt know any better when he apply for a strict business company, all the rules were so boring to him that he just skipped it. The supervisor took notice of his... behavior. As per company rules, Brent was given a needed readjustment.
After locking eyes with his Boss the hapless employee was ready to submit for a full ~mindwipe~ inspection. When the Boss is through with him this employee will be perfectly prepared for a lifetime of hard work for him
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After locking eyes with his Boss the hapless employee was ready to submit for a full ~mindwipe~ inspection. When the Boss is through with him this employee will be perfectly prepared for a lifetime of hard work for him
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“Why such a wide tie knot?”
”Um, because your tie should reflect what you are”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion
”Um, because your tie should reflect what you are”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Why such a wide tie knot?”
”Um, because your tie should reflect what you are”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion
”Um, because your tie should reflect what you are”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion
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Officially reaching Crybaby levels of curly cuteness (and also my ass is still fat)
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Officially reaching Crybaby levels of curly cuteness (and also my ass is still fat)
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The sun is up and yet there’s a full moon? Feel free to discuss any astronomical phenomena in the comments.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The sun is up and yet there’s a full moon? Feel free to discuss any astronomical phenomena in the comments.
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The higher the slacks, the closer to God
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The higher the slacks, the closer to God
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No, not a purple nurple!
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
No, not a purple nurple!
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Geared up to show my support, didn’t win but a good game non the less. War Eagle.
Now the games over who’s worshiping the football players?
Now the games over who’s worshiping the football players?
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Geared up to show my support, didn’t win but a good game non the less. War Eagle.
Now the games over who’s worshiping the football players?
Now the games over who’s worshiping the football players?
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POV: the clerk at the game store is about to dominate you
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
POV: the clerk at the game store is about to dominate you
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Speaking of Santa!
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Speaking of Santa!
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Went downtown to watch the tree lighting tonight. Had to sport my full Bengals gear cuz I wanted to match the Bengals Santa hat. Muscles courtesy of the muscle suit guy on eBay. Check out those child bearing hips!
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Went downtown to watch the tree lighting tonight. Had to sport my full Bengals gear cuz I wanted to match the Bengals Santa hat. Muscles courtesy of the muscle suit guy on eBay. Check out those child bearing hips!
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Ever wondered what happens when you sleep in a room with @kribtheborbor.bsky.social? You wake up with diapers so loaded with muck it’ll be only thing you think about all day.
He also stinks like really, really bad 🐽
He also stinks like really, really bad 🐽
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Ever wondered what happens when you sleep in a room with @kribtheborbor.bsky.social? You wake up with diapers so loaded with muck it’ll be only thing you think about all day.
He also stinks like really, really bad 🐽
He also stinks like really, really bad 🐽
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Summer bod John, and by summer I mean Hogust
February 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Summer bod John, and by summer I mean Hogust