Your Favorite Nerd
@gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Chicago, aging disgracefully, (he/they)
Communist nerd with a punk heart. Aesthetics are fun and horny. Let’s get weird. Your reply guy’s favorite reply guy. DMs open. Be respectful.
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Communist nerd with a punk heart. Aesthetics are fun and horny. Let’s get weird. Your reply guy’s favorite reply guy. DMs open. Be respectful.
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Me: what if I got a flattop
My hair: what if I was a precious little curly wavy baby and I was sweetie pie all day just the way god made me?!
My hair: what if I was a precious little curly wavy baby and I was sweetie pie all day just the way god made me?!
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Me: what if I got a flattop
My hair: what if I was a precious little curly wavy baby and I was sweetie pie all day just the way god made me?!
My hair: what if I was a precious little curly wavy baby and I was sweetie pie all day just the way god made me?!
My resolution for this year is to learn how to shine shoes and then do that for a dom after I get a flattop and he’s just gazing down at me and telling me “good boy” over and over again.
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
My resolution for this year is to learn how to shine shoes and then do that for a dom after I get a flattop and he’s just gazing down at me and telling me “good boy” over and over again.
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full disclosure, if i see any faggot on tinder that lists “harry potter” as an interest or puts “hufflepuff ;)” or any other house in their bio, i swipe left. i don’t even want to entertain that bullshit; leave it behind and grow up. there are better books and movies out there.
If you as a queer person are still buying h*rry p*tter merch, you’re a traitor to the community and all trans people.
There’s zero excuse.
No I don’t care how important those shitty books are/were to you. They were important to me too but I grew up and realized who was really Voldemort
There’s zero excuse.
No I don’t care how important those shitty books are/were to you. They were important to me too but I grew up and realized who was really Voldemort
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
full disclosure, if i see any faggot on tinder that lists “harry potter” as an interest or puts “hufflepuff ;)” or any other house in their bio, i swipe left. i don’t even want to entertain that bullshit; leave it behind and grow up. there are better books and movies out there.
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Nobody believes Winston, the dorky polka nerd used to be William, the lead quarterback! William is tall, muscular and confident jock! There’s no way they’re the same person. Just look at him! He’s such a dweeb! He doesn’t look like he’s seen a gym in his life!
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Nobody believes Winston, the dorky polka nerd used to be William, the lead quarterback! William is tall, muscular and confident jock! There’s no way they’re the same person. Just look at him! He’s such a dweeb! He doesn’t look like he’s seen a gym in his life!
So proud of this nerd!!
No, sir, I’m not the manager, but I can help you find what you’re looking for.
Legit got asked questions while grocery shopping 😂
Legit got asked questions while grocery shopping 😂
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
So proud of this nerd!!
Officially opening up applications for dominant men who want to help me get better at pipe smoking (both definitions)
January 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Officially opening up applications for dominant men who want to help me get better at pipe smoking (both definitions)
This is what I’d wear as I greet you with your freshly shined shoes, your clothes ironed for the day, and spirals in my eyes where my irises should be
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is what I’d wear as I greet you with your freshly shined shoes, your clothes ironed for the day, and spirals in my eyes where my irises should be
Made a casserole last night so of course all of today’s fantasies are about being the tradhusband of a formally dressed, pipe smoking man in a sweater vest
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Made a casserole last night so of course all of today’s fantasies are about being the tradhusband of a formally dressed, pipe smoking man in a sweater vest
Who’s joining for coffee?
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Who’s joining for coffee?
Not to brag but I’ve always found it kind of easy being green
January 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Not to brag but I’ve always found it kind of easy being green
I love my Chicago perverts but the men of NYC showed me such a great time this past week. We gotta get this high speed rail built stat.
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I love my Chicago perverts but the men of NYC showed me such a great time this past week. We gotta get this high speed rail built stat.
Started my new year off right with a bulk order of tighty whiteys. Come help me break them in next Thursday at Brief Encounters at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Started my new year off right with a bulk order of tighty whiteys. Come help me break them in next Thursday at Brief Encounters at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social
This flight was delayed by two hours but the bright side is I get to spend more time in a tie and suspenders so we will call that a silver lining
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
This flight was delayed by two hours but the bright side is I get to spend more time in a tie and suspenders so we will call that a silver lining
I need cute folx to mercilessly edge me more in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I need cute folx to mercilessly edge me more in 2026
Even God wanted to check out my ass today.
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Even God wanted to check out my ass today.
Getting wedgied at midnight definitely has my brain in full nerd mode for 2026. Let’s gooooo
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Getting wedgied at midnight definitely has my brain in full nerd mode for 2026. Let’s gooooo
Remember: today is day 1 of 365 for your resolution to wear a tie every day of 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Remember: today is day 1 of 365 for your resolution to wear a tie every day of 2026.
2025 was not a good year by general metrics! However, in terms of reaping the benefits of being an out and proud niche pervert, this was perhaps one of the best years of my life! Talk about what you like even if you think it’s weird! It will pay off!
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
2025 was not a good year by general metrics! However, in terms of reaping the benefits of being an out and proud niche pervert, this was perhaps one of the best years of my life! Talk about what you like even if you think it’s weird! It will pay off!
Being a cartoon IRL>>>>>>>>>>>>>
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Being a cartoon IRL>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Who’s joining me?
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who’s joining me?
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How I could be dressing for our date versus how I will be dressing!
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How I could be dressing for our date versus how I will be dressing!
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Big brother said I need to start wearing tighty-whities. I just hope these have some give in case I get wedgied again.
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Big brother said I need to start wearing tighty-whities. I just hope these have some give in case I get wedgied again.
Thankful forall the peeps who reached out this year to say they’ve gotten into nerdification because of me, are introducing the nerd aesthetic into their life, or just simply think it’s hot. Never thought I’d see this kink take off but big ups to everyone welcoming me into the horny world at large.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Thankful forall the peeps who reached out this year to say they’ve gotten into nerdification because of me, are introducing the nerd aesthetic into their life, or just simply think it’s hot. Never thought I’d see this kink take off but big ups to everyone welcoming me into the horny world at large.
Subtlety is overrated
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Subtlety is overrated
One of us one of us one of us
Embracing the nerd within taking inspiration from @gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
One of us one of us one of us