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@gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Chicago, aging disgracefully, (he/they)

Communist nerd with a punk heart. Aesthetics are fun and horny.

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Tip me so I can buy more ties and tighty whiteys: https://ko-fi.com/gilbertsnodgrass
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Finally some good fucking weather
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Should I stay in a flattop for a long time? Should I stay in chastity for a long time? Should I keep doing this glute heavy leg day routine?
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Sometimes I don’t think I will ever accomplish my gym goals*

*seducing one of the muscle bears and we fall in love and work out together and kiss during and afterwards
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Woke up eager to dom and be worshipped and have pivoted to asking sweaty guys if I can clean them with my tongue. The mystery of being a switch is sooooo exciting.
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Who is spanking/kissing/worshipping my big tighty whitey butt tonight at Brief Encounters at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social and @theholechicago.bsky.social ??
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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be sure to check up on your coworkers from time to time, even share the load(s), if need be!

#Jac'coinin | #sona | #nsfwart
July 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Can’t believe it’s almost time for what is becoming one of my favorite fetish events in Chicago. Come hang out with the tighty whitey geeks, dads, bros, jocks and gooners this Thursday, at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social and @theholechicago.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The temptation to pivot to more pipe smoking content is always present
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
That’s MR VARSITY to you
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Big day for fans of flattops, vintage bow ties, and chastity
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This is your sign to wear a bow tie to the gay bar
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Gonna be a lowkey weekend so let’s do this again. Ask me questions anonymously (or DM me marriage proposals)

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February 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
What if I was a sweater vest guy hm?!
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
A dom should snap the arm off my glasses and make me wear them repaired with tape thank you very much
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
A dom but he’s making me read three books a month
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Down and out with a stomach bug but the doctor said pics of folks in ties would make me feel better? 🥺 👉👈
February 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Crazy that I have to engage in capitalism when I should just be spending time with cute/submissive/sadistic/dominant weirdos engaging in elaborate roleplay scenarios that leave us giggling and psychologically exhausted afterwards
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This is what I mean when I say bowowow ARF ARF
business business business 🐶👔
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
New hat and glasses arriving the same day has me feeling really 😵‍💫. Do I look ridiculous and if so is it in a horny way?
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Pups wearing ties 🥵
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Day 4: Clothes/Uniform

"Jeepers creepers!" @gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social exclaimed despite himself.

It was a surprise, peeling back the morning covers to reveal the nerdiest outfit he'd ever seen:

White-sleeved button-up, with pencil tie, tucked into dress pants hiked up to his belly...

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It's almost that time year again! My hypnovember list for this year has the same prompts as before but they're in a different order.
ALSO! I'm once again doing one ych image per prompt, if you're interested in getting in on that please check my FA journal HERE www.furaffinity.net/journal/1097...
November 4, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Sport, why don’t you sit on my lap and tell me your troubles?
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Off to the chastity social to show just how much restriction is good for someone
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Let this be a lesson to anyone who comments “HUFF” on one of my pipe smoking videos: I WILL make you huff my pipe smoke and you’ll just have to enjoy the side effects. Featuring/art by the amazing @mithgar.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Royal Rumble but make it nerdy
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM