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Turux
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Research engineer, PhD in embedded intelligence, technology lover, head a million light-years from here.
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why can they not just fix it
[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point]. 1 CUSTOMER: Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered 2 McDONALDS EMPLOYEE: Number 187? CUSTOMER: Yes 3 CUSTOMER: Maybe I pressed the wrong thing? I just ordered one strawberry milkshake. 4 EMPLOYEE: Oh - yeah sorry 5 EMPLOYEE: The milkshake machine’s not working. 6 EMPLOYEE: The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage. 7 CUSTOMER: Is that a new flavour? EMPLOYEE: Yeah 8 [We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter] EMPLOYEE: If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage. 9 [Customer looks inside the cup] 10 [Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup] CUSTOMER: So there is 11 CUSTOMER: Is that something people want, then? EMPLOYEE: No! No, not at all. 12 EMPLOYEE: It just keeps happening when we press banana. [ends]
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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You gotta love the current state of the British railway system
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I actually think that Stranger Things not releasing at least one episode yesterday is a massive miss opportunity…
I’m still bitter
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Cmon Oscar, I want to believe!!
#F1 #mexicogp
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I don’t want to read too much into this by-election result but…
THANK YOU WALES!
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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OMG it happened!!

#F1
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I don’t get why they pitted Oscar. He had nothing to lose and he wasn’t losing performances.
Why not gamble for a safety car?

#F1 #SingaporeGP
October 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Over the last two weeks I’ve been around quite a bit, two flights, two days in London… seen loads of iPhones, not even one on #iOS26
September 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Brilliant play last night at @bridgetheatre.bsky.social
I watched a gripping modern take on #theladyfromthesea, great acting incredible scenography, thoroughly enjoyed it!
A picture showing a poster pinned on a wall, on the poster, the cast and crew of the play The Lady from the Sea at Bridge Theatre in London. Underneath a black and white photograph of the cast rehearsing for the play.
September 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social
This is fine, but Keir Starmer surrounded by violent, foreign money funded bigots waving flags
September 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Portree Harbour, Isle of Skye

#photography #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #analog #analogphotography #yashica #YashicaMat124G #Porta400 #Kodak #KodakPortra400 #scotland #isleofskye #skye #portree
A square colour photo showing the harbour of Portree, Scotland. On the bottom right the iconic colourful houses on the waterfront, few small boats are anchored in the harbour. The light is warm just before sunset.
August 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Here’s one from my first roll of #Porta400

#Scotland #Skye #IsleOfSkye #filmphotography #film #filmisnotdead #kodak #mediumformat #yashica #yashicamat124g #landscapephotography
A square colour picture of a small island in a very calm sea in the Hebrides (Isle of Skye). The island is very rocky and looks like a sharp thin vertical rock emerging from the water. The film gives the colour a hazy soft look
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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The fact that the UK has seriously considered a countrywide Chat GPT subscription is mind boggling and makes me think we are truly doomed
August 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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A friend gifted me a roll of #HarmanRed so I brought it to Scotland…

This is Loch Lomond

#photography #mediumformat #filmphotography #analoguephotography #yashica #yashicamat124g #mat124g #scotland #lochlomond @harmanphoto.co.uk
A very strange picture with a heavy red and purple hue. The picture shows the bank of Loch Lomond. Of the right hand side rocks and vegetation are in dark blue tone, on the left the water is red and the hills in the distance take a purple tone. Few clouds in the sky are also in a strong orange colour. The photo is in square format and has some natural grain due to the film.
August 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Sunset on #Portree

#Scotland #Skye #photography #mobilephotography #shotoniphone #isleofskye
A view on Portree’s harbour at sunset. A number of small boats are anchored. The photo has a warm orange tone due to the time of day. The photo is in landscape orientation
August 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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#Skye keeps delivering

#scotland #photography #mobilephotography #shotoniphone
August 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Up to #Storr we go!

Way too busy and unnaturally warm.

#photography #mobilephotography #shotoniphone
A view of The Old Man of Storr from the classic viewpoint. The picture is in landscape orientation, the fingers peak from the right into the glen, it’s a hazy day.
August 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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One last stop on mainland #Scotland on our way to #Skye

#photography #mobilephotography #shotoniphone
A view of Eilean Donan Castle. The picture is in portrait mode. The caste stands of the banks of the loch with a low tide, revealing algae on the water bed. The castle is connected to the mainland with a stony bridge.
August 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Back in #Oban

#Scotland #photography #shotoniphone
A view from the Oban’s harbour, some boats are anchored, a small fog covers the island on the horizon
August 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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It doesn’t get much better than this
July 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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daniel-barker.bsky.social
"Have Tim Henman killed"
July 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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There are more important and urgent things in the world rn but let me tell you how you fix #F1, remove the safety car all together, just red flag every race, this is no endurance. SC have no entertainment value
June 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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officialmelbrooks.bsky.social
I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I find insane that the #FIA is ok with #LeMans and the #F1 GP being on the same weekend...
Sounds like the worst possible marketing strategy ever
June 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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#ThePhoenicianScheme was great!
#WesAnderson at his best
June 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM