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@turtle4k.bsky.social
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@turtle4k.bsky.social
· Oct 17
if we’re moots on twitter dm me or reply to this so i can fb cause i’m having trouble remembering everyone i was moots with
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
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Stateside ft Zara Larsson
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Stateside ft Zara Larsson
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
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it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
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how splatana stamper makes me feel
July 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
how splatana stamper makes me feel
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Dualies Squelchers players when they see a post on r/funny
a drawing of a man with glasses next to a soylent bottle
ALT: a drawing of a man with glasses next to a soylent bottle
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Dualies Squelchers players when they see a post on r/funny
we need to unplug america, wait 60 seconds and then plug the country back in
June 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
we need to unplug america, wait 60 seconds and then plug the country back in
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colourised photograph of my grandmother celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall, ca. 1989. I hope one day we may live to see the fall of fascism world round. 🙏
May 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
colourised photograph of my grandmother celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall, ca. 1989. I hope one day we may live to see the fall of fascism world round. 🙏
sometimes i wonder how people are doing on this shitty app
May 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
sometimes i wonder how people are doing on this shitty app
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They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They did it. They finally invented an actual torment nexus
YESSSS KAJ BARA BADA BASTU THANK FUCK !!!!!
March 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
YESSSS KAJ BARA BADA BASTU THANK FUCK !!!!!
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Reminder: Don’t follow art theft accounts that post other people’s work with no credits. They make the internet worse.
February 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reminder: Don’t follow art theft accounts that post other people’s work with no credits. They make the internet worse.
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a wolf just ate my baby
January 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
a wolf just ate my baby
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Sharing my favorite Procreate brush for free!
Check the thread for the link and demo haha
#ProcreateBrush
Check the thread for the link and demo haha
#ProcreateBrush
January 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Sharing my favorite Procreate brush for free!
Check the thread for the link and demo haha
#ProcreateBrush
Check the thread for the link and demo haha
#ProcreateBrush
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Here's a demo of how I use it.
It's just one brush but I use it in any stage of rendering.
You can get it for free in this link: ko-fi.com/s/14223d8257
It's just one brush but I use it in any stage of rendering.
You can get it for free in this link: ko-fi.com/s/14223d8257
January 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Here's a demo of how I use it.
It's just one brush but I use it in any stage of rendering.
You can get it for free in this link: ko-fi.com/s/14223d8257
It's just one brush but I use it in any stage of rendering.
You can get it for free in this link: ko-fi.com/s/14223d8257