Turner Sparks
@turnersparks.bsky.social
NY Comedy Festival's "Comic to Watch" for 2025. Mostly Talk Sac Kings/ Miami Canes on here. The Beam is Dead. Comedy Tour Dates: http://TurnerSparks.com
The Kings have made so many dumb trades and they haven't rigged the lottery once for us.
May 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Kings have made so many dumb trades and they haven't rigged the lottery once for us.
"Go to Space..." is the new "I did a semester in Paris, so..."
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
rollingstone.com
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Go to Space..." is the new "I did a semester in Paris, so..."
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Huge win for the Kings tonight. Now just one win away from clinching Jonas Valanciunas' sixth straight Play-In appearance.
April 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Huge win for the Kings tonight. Now just one win away from clinching Jonas Valanciunas' sixth straight Play-In appearance.
So NOW we tank????!!!!
According to the NBA's injury report, Keon Ellis is questionable with a right hand soreness. Keegan Murray is questionable with a sore back and Jake LaRavia is OUT with a bone bruise in his thumb.
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So NOW we tank????!!!!
Kings odds of keeping their pick...
April 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Kings odds of keeping their pick...
Black History Month episode of Black & White Advice Pod is here.
You're welcome America: youtu.be/EkaWa1fPXSY
You're welcome America: youtu.be/EkaWa1fPXSY
Lee Valentin: Black History Month Begins!
YouTube video by Black and White Advice Podcast
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February 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Black History Month episode of Black & White Advice Pod is here.
You're welcome America: youtu.be/EkaWa1fPXSY
You're welcome America: youtu.be/EkaWa1fPXSY
We should send Puke Guy to Dallas for the next game the way The Phoenix Suns used to rent The Gorilla Mascot out to The Sacramento Kings.
A look at the "funeral" Mavs' fans were holding in memory of the Luka Dončić era in the Victory Park neighborhood of Dallas.
As the fans walked back towards the American Airlines Center, they chanted "N-I-C-O, Nico, Nico has to go!"
As the fans walked back towards the American Airlines Center, they chanted "N-I-C-O, Nico, Nico has to go!"
February 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We should send Puke Guy to Dallas for the next game the way The Phoenix Suns used to rent The Gorilla Mascot out to The Sacramento Kings.
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Well the Kings are no longer the dumbest team to ever pass on Luka Doncic
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Well the Kings are no longer the dumbest team to ever pass on Luka Doncic
Does Vlade Divac run the Mavs?
February 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Does Vlade Divac run the Mavs?
If DeAaron Fox leaves Sacramento he says he only wants to go to San Antonio, and interestingly not Houston.
Houston would have the pieces to win a championship, but with Fox on a more balanced team he probably wouldn't stand out enough to be Super Max eligible.
Only San Antonio can provide that.
Houston would have the pieces to win a championship, but with Fox on a more balanced team he probably wouldn't stand out enough to be Super Max eligible.
Only San Antonio can provide that.
January 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If DeAaron Fox leaves Sacramento he says he only wants to go to San Antonio, and interestingly not Houston.
Houston would have the pieces to win a championship, but with Fox on a more balanced team he probably wouldn't stand out enough to be Super Max eligible.
Only San Antonio can provide that.
Houston would have the pieces to win a championship, but with Fox on a more balanced team he probably wouldn't stand out enough to be Super Max eligible.
Only San Antonio can provide that.
Tim Donaghy going to prison was the ultimate Last 2 Minute Report.
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tim Donaghy going to prison was the ultimate Last 2 Minute Report.
McBuckets had more 3s in that 4th quarter than Heurter has in the last 8 games combined.
January 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
McBuckets had more 3s in that 4th quarter than Heurter has in the last 8 games combined.
Just found a ticket from the first concert I ever attended.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just found a ticket from the first concert I ever attended.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
Devin Carter is good for one play a game that looks nothing like basketball.
Besides that, he's great.
Besides that, he's great.
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Devin Carter is good for one play a game that looks nothing like basketball.
Besides that, he's great.
Besides that, he's great.
I don't know how else to say this, but Devin Carter is the heir apparent to Javale McGee
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don't know how else to say this, but Devin Carter is the heir apparent to Javale McGee
Attention everyone from Placerville to Sactown:
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Attention everyone from Placerville to Sactown:
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
I can't believe I posted this 2 weeks ago. I should have never doubted the basketball savant that is Vivek Ranadive.
I can't do 17 more years. Time to root for the team down the street and my coach Jordi Fernandez.
#BrooklynNets
#BrooklynNets
FROM SHAMS:
Kings fire Mike Brown in the midst of a five-game losing streak, 12 of last 17, and have lost an NBA-high 13 clutch time games this season. Brown won Coach of the Year in 2022-23 when he led the Kings to the postseason, snapping a U.S. sports-record 17-year playoff drought.
Kings fire Mike Brown in the midst of a five-game losing streak, 12 of last 17, and have lost an NBA-high 13 clutch time games this season. Brown won Coach of the Year in 2022-23 when he led the Kings to the postseason, snapping a U.S. sports-record 17-year playoff drought.
January 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I can't believe I posted this 2 weeks ago. I should have never doubted the basketball savant that is Vivek Ranadive.
Bill Raftery
You just inherited an NBA team. What NBA personality with little or no experience as a GM could get into your ear and basically talk you into any move?
December 28, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Bill Raftery
I can't do 17 more years. Time to root for the team down the street and my coach Jordi Fernandez.
#BrooklynNets
#BrooklynNets
FROM SHAMS:
Kings fire Mike Brown in the midst of a five-game losing streak, 12 of last 17, and have lost an NBA-high 13 clutch time games this season. Brown won Coach of the Year in 2022-23 when he led the Kings to the postseason, snapping a U.S. sports-record 17-year playoff drought.
Kings fire Mike Brown in the midst of a five-game losing streak, 12 of last 17, and have lost an NBA-high 13 clutch time games this season. Brown won Coach of the Year in 2022-23 when he led the Kings to the postseason, snapping a U.S. sports-record 17-year playoff drought.
FROM SHAMS:
Just In: The Sacramento Kings are parting ways with head coach Mike Brown, sources told ESPN.
Just In: The Sacramento Kings are parting ways with head coach Mike Brown, sources told ESPN.
December 27, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I can't do 17 more years. Time to root for the team down the street and my coach Jordi Fernandez.
#BrooklynNets
#BrooklynNets
Thus concludes The Beam Team era.
The Sacramento Kings just fired Mike Brown right before the team boarded a flight to LA. He just ran a full practice and spent 15 minutes talking to the media.
Just bad man. Bad bad bad.
Just bad man. Bad bad bad.
December 27, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Thus concludes The Beam Team era.
I can't believe the puke guy wasn't court side last night to do the honors. #missedopportunity
December 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I can't believe the puke guy wasn't court side last night to do the honors. #missedopportunity
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perfect night to rob santa’s house
December 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
perfect night to rob santa’s house
Ok I've immediately found a better one.
Once in high school we punted on 2nd down because our coach wanted to leave because he was going to see one of the Star Wars movies
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Ok I've immediately found a better one.