Turner Sparks
@turnersparks.bsky.social
NY Comedy Festival's "Comic to Watch" for 2025. Mostly Talk Sac Kings/ Miami Canes on here. The Beam is Dead. Comedy Tour Dates: http://TurnerSparks.com
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April 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Just found a ticket from the first concert I ever attended.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just found a ticket from the first concert I ever attended.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento.
I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen.
Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.
Attention everyone from Placerville to Sactown:
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Attention everyone from Placerville to Sactown:
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
Remember University Behind Raley's?
My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs.
Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com.
#LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills
Hello, new friends.
The final stop on my 2024 US Tour will be New York Comedy Club on December 5th.
My wife and I are trying to decide if we should have a baby or not, and so I decided to write an hour of comedy about it.
This is it.
Tickets here: newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/turne...
The final stop on my 2024 US Tour will be New York Comedy Club on December 5th.
My wife and I are trying to decide if we should have a baby or not, and so I decided to write an hour of comedy about it.
This is it.
Tickets here: newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/turne...
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Hello, new friends.
The final stop on my 2024 US Tour will be New York Comedy Club on December 5th.
My wife and I are trying to decide if we should have a baby or not, and so I decided to write an hour of comedy about it.
This is it.
Tickets here: newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/turne...
The final stop on my 2024 US Tour will be New York Comedy Club on December 5th.
My wife and I are trying to decide if we should have a baby or not, and so I decided to write an hour of comedy about it.
This is it.
Tickets here: newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/turne...
This Saturday (Nov. 16) I'm headlining The Broadwater Theater in Los Angeles, CA with my haha's and lol's.
Come to the show and we can continue planning this 2028 presidential bid for me that @kavehmd.bsky.social has announced this morning.
Get tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/turner-spa...
Come to the show and we can continue planning this 2028 presidential bid for me that @kavehmd.bsky.social has announced this morning.
Get tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/turner-spa...
November 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
This Saturday (Nov. 16) I'm headlining The Broadwater Theater in Los Angeles, CA with my haha's and lol's.
Come to the show and we can continue planning this 2028 presidential bid for me that @kavehmd.bsky.social has announced this morning.
Get tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/turner-spa...
Come to the show and we can continue planning this 2028 presidential bid for me that @kavehmd.bsky.social has announced this morning.
Get tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/turner-spa...