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Who up sauteing their onion
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Who up sauteing their onion
Important family events in my life are always preceded by the sinus pressure of despair
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Important family events in my life are always preceded by the sinus pressure of despair
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
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has anyone else noticed that all the twenty-year-olds are thirty now? did something happen?
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
has anyone else noticed that all the twenty-year-olds are thirty now? did something happen?
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charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
White people don't say "Blowing hot air" anymore they say "I love yapping"
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
White people don't say "Blowing hot air" anymore they say "I love yapping"
Cool retail co-worker prank: leave one guy in frozen for the entire Superbowl weekend. Their reaction will be priceless!
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Cool retail co-worker prank: leave one guy in frozen for the entire Superbowl weekend. Their reaction will be priceless!
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TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill https://theonion.com/trumprx-unveils-1-million-citizenship-pill/
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill https://theonion.com/trumprx-unveils-1-million-citizenship-pill/
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An old classic.
European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men vs. American Women Studying In Europe Are Unbelievably Easy
I just got back from a semester abroad in Europe, and let me tell you, it truly was the most magical, amazing experience of my entire life. The French countryside was like something out of a storybook...
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February 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
An old classic.
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3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
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🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Making a One Piece edit is really fun and cool until you're trying to find a specific shot
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Making a One Piece edit is really fun and cool until you're trying to find a specific shot
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Might light my gf’s candles and throw some soup on the stove
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Might light my gf’s candles and throw some soup on the stove
Haven't seen the weather for tomorrow. SURELY I'll be able to get out and do something that isn't work
February 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Haven't seen the weather for tomorrow. SURELY I'll be able to get out and do something that isn't work
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Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
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January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
does she know she's in the new Gundam movie?
Don't expect Sydney Sweeney to discuss her political beliefs anytime soon: The actress says she's 'here to make art' and 'not here to speak on politics.'
Sydney Sweeney insists she won't ever talk about her personal politics
Don't expect Sydney Sweeney to discuss her political beliefs anytime soon: The actress says she's 'here to make art' and 'not here to speak on politics.'
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January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
does she know she's in the new Gundam movie?
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Kristi, baby, they’re going to put you down like a dog! You’re already on the way to the gravel quarry, Kristi! You’ve gotta bite someone on the way out! You’ve gotta make them pay!
BREAKING: Two Republican senators, Thom Tillis and Lisa Murkowski, call for DHS Secretary Kristi Noem to resign.
Two Republican senators call for Kristi Noem to resign as DHS secretary
Sens. Lisa Murkowski and Thom Tillis are the first GOP members of Congress to call for Noem to step down as secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
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January 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Kristi, baby, they’re going to put you down like a dog! You’re already on the way to the gravel quarry, Kristi! You’ve gotta bite someone on the way out! You’ve gotta make them pay!
Catching small glimpses of my old tiktok algorithm in between US server tiktok "Content"
a cartoon of spider-man kneeling down on a tile floor
ALT: a cartoon of spider-man kneeling down on a tile floor
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January 27, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Catching small glimpses of my old tiktok algorithm in between US server tiktok "Content"